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    Flex lyrics anyone??

    There's gotta be someone out there who knows of the lyrics to flex.

    Sucks all day, all work no play, I'll skip that test, flex....
    I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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    Some parts of this are hard to understand, this is what I can make of it:

    Here we go, here we go....

    something something the mona lisa
    why she makes the faces

    ...

    I know youre dubious, you used to pull shit
    think its funny? funny is a mob hit
    It sucks all day, all work no play, I'll skip that test, flex....

    Ahhhhhh hey
    Nahhhhh hey

    Hell yeah nothing but yeah

    bring on the drama, as much as you wanna

    another victim of the blunt rhythm trauma

    ...

    Rise n shine, your ass is mine

    ...

    This probably doesn't help much, but hopefully someone can fill in the rest
    "I've always been academic. I've trained in martial arts since my 12th birthday. I like contact sports, history books and the fine art of ridicule and sarcasm. I can gang-sign the alphabet and I own a Mercury low-rider. I am a black man trapped in a Jewish body."

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    Originally posted by cdwillis
    something something the mona lisa
    why she makes the faces

    ...

    And your uniform's a fucking mess
    Come get around your bases

    ????

    Thanks man, I am a huge fan of this song.

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    a little research and:

    http://launch.yahoo.com/read/story/12065443

    The package features the videos the erstwhile Van Halen frontman has already posted on his davidleeroth.com website, including his cover versions of the Lords Of Acid's "The Crablouse," which is credited on the package as "Flex," and the Chemical Brothers' "Dig Your Own Hole," which he calls "'How About A Little Fire' Scarecrow?"


    Crablouse
    Lords of Acid

    I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
    The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
    Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams


    The secret of the crablouse

    Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
    And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
    Mind your labia they're never out of danger
    If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
    Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
    It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
    It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
    Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there

    It's there to stay, sucks all day
    It's there to bite, my parasite

    The little vampire, horny and so greedy
    It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
    It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
    A party animal, a pervert and a pig
    If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
    Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
    Then waits patiently until a penetration
    Gets it out of there and right into salvation

    It's there to stay, sucks all day
    It's there to bite, my parasite

    Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
    You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
    It's unbearable, funky and so cool
    A real smartass and nobody's fool
    If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
    We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
    He might tell you that his undie is too tight
    But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right

    It's there to stay, sucks all day
    It's there to bite, my parasite
    My love machine, my maddest dream
    Turns me on, makes me come


    still looking for the chemical brothers lyrics

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    There's something in there that goes...


    "Replay when youre ready to roll, I'm the bottom in your stereo. My animal act wants to rise and shine....your ass is mine."

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    Hell yeah, Nothin' but yeah!
    Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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    I love that freakin song!

    I wish he would make a whole fuckin record like that...

    I can't think about it too much, it's gets me mad!

    SUMMER'S JUST
    AROUND
    THE CORNER!

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