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    What should Eddie Van Halen's tombstone read?

    Your thoughts here...

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    "FUCK OFF EVERYONE AND LEAVE ME ALONE WAHHHH WAHHHHH"

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    It should say............Fuck off Warf!

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    It should say: i took the 10 albums with me and 10 bottles too
    Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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    "Here lies one of the worlds best guitar players."
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    I Fucked Up.
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    How Many Say I?

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    do we have anthing to drink?
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    Originally posted by bigc
    How Many Say I?
    HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

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    Thanks for the great link, Full Bug.
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    I love that tombstone create.
    Stay Frosty, muthas!

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    Eddie Van Halen

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    Eddie Van Halen
    Last edited by WARF; 08-21-2005 at 04:23 PM.

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    WARF--We read it the first 3 times!

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    DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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    That was fucking strange.

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    Good stuff!

    So far, I like" How Many Say I?" and "Dave or the Grave" best.

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    RIP..............

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    EVH

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    LMFAO @ fe_lung!

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    SUCH FUN!

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    my 2nd bite at the cherry

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    Poor liittle boy, had it all except an ego(1974-1984) and a deranged sister who could in his time play a decent drum, but would rather make many suffer for a decade or two

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    Fun!

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    It's funny 'cause it's true....

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    I bow down to fe_lung's "right now" idea.

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    My contribution...
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    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Originally posted by mentalpancake
    I bow down to fe_lung's "right now" idea.
    Yeah, that's a winner!

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    This thread is stupid.

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    Originally posted by light 'em up!
    This thread is stupid. Not quite as stupid as my previous 380 posts, but stupid nonetheless. Thanks.............

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    EDWARD VAN HALEN

    1977-1984 Played the best music of legend and lore

    1985-2004 Played with a fat assed Bette Midler whore
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    Have ya ever noticed how much Sammy looks like Bette Midler in drag

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    Dave or the grave?
    Guess it's the grave!

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