I'm Hard

**The Scatologist** · 08-22-2005, 11:33 PM

yups

**aesop** · 08-22-2005, 11:34 PM

...This is the post fascinating post ever!

**Ally_Kat** · 08-22-2005, 11:42 PM

try typing with it!

**aesop** · 08-22-2005, 11:44 PM

uhhhh... ally... OK, who told you that typing under those circumstances was difficult... or did you conduct your own R&D?

**Ally_Kat** · 08-22-2005, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by aesop
uhhhh... ally... OK, who told you that typing under those circumstances was difficult... or did you conduct your own R&D?

I just thought it would be fun to try. Hell, if I had a penis, I would be testing what cool tricks I could do with it, muck like if you guys had tits you would stand in front of a mirror and feel yourselves up all day.

Admit it, you would.

**Anonymous** · 08-22-2005, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I just thought it would be fun to try. Hell, if I had a penis, I would be testing what cool tricks I could do with it, muck like if you guys had tits you would stand in front of a mirror and feel yourselves up all day.

Admit it, you would.

I most certainly would not!!!! I'm insulted you have even suggested such a thing. It's preposterous! UTTERLY preposterous!

I'd feel my friends tits, with the excuse of "hey, can I see if yours are harder or softer than mine?

Cheers! :bottle:

**aesop** · 08-22-2005, 11:54 PM

There are soooooo many places I could take this... But since this a semi-dysfunctional (Roth) family forum...I'll refrain.

To your particular phylisophical quandry I will only reply

YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now pass the ice cube and leave me alone

**Ally_Kat** · 08-23-2005, 12:00 AM

awh! you want me to leave?

**aesop** · 08-23-2005, 12:08 AM

Well, I was assuming that there wasn't an alternative, now that I got myself all worked up...But on second thought... No, you can stay

Wow, it only took me 5 minutes to type this post. Ally... what do you suppose would be the average, for a typical Irishman who's had a few Jameson's in him?

BTW... I have this really cool trick that involves jello, a 20-sided die, some yarn, and oil paints. I've taken it about as far as it could go, but add breasts... well... that's a whole 'nother world of possibility!!

**Ally_Kat** · 08-23-2005, 12:24 AM

now you're going to have to explain that one to the blonde.

And I don't think a typical Irishman would be affected if he was used to consuming large quantities of alcohol

**aesop** · 08-23-2005, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
now you're going to have to explain that one to the blonde.

Ahhh... another time, my lass... another time... for sleep calls me like a fair maiden on a cool crisp night...

And I need to use these ice cubes before they melt...

**Dan** · 08-23-2005, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by The Scatologist
yups

Does it hurt?

**The Scatologist** · 08-23-2005, 02:04 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
try typing with it!

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**fryingdutchman** · 08-23-2005, 04:25 AM

I could use a shower after reading the above post...

**fryingdutchman** · 08-23-2005, 04:26 AM

At least the cock typing didn't end up in the characters "OU812"

**canadiandlrgirl** · 08-23-2005, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by Dan
Does it hurt?

LOL...

**Sammy Who??** · 08-24-2005, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
awh! you want me to leave?

no. i want to make love to you.

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