I should be a mod in Main, here's a half dozen reasons why....

[Flash Bastard]

Here's a few reasons why I should help mod the main forum...

1. Because I try to be politically correct by not discriminating against retards, fags and cripples.

2. The hair on my nuts is finally growing in.

3. I'll never move a hitchRant off to a lesser forum.

4. I can tolerate a lot of bullshit, that's why I'm here 14 hours a day.

5. My breath is minty fresh.

6. Who the fuck is Gary Cherone?

Now process this application and make it happen, cap'n.

[Flash Bastard]

Fine, fuck y'all.