You fucking two bit fucking cunt rag. FUCK anyone that has an ego.
You fucking two bit fucking cunt rag. FUCK anyone that has an ego.
FUCKER 1969: "uh uhuh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huhuh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh huh huh huh uh uh uh !!!! i fucking rule!!!!!! I'm the number 2 asshole around here!!!!!"
I have an Ego...
I am the "Self proclaimed" greatest sheep on this website.
And I will strike down any mother fucker who thinks he's a bigger fucking sheep than me....
Now if you'll excuse me....I have a Journey tribute thread to make in the sheep pen....
But before I do that...Sarge lil helper has a long ass post....
who is hitch1969?
does hitch deserve a sticky?
who is davide lee roth?
who is sammy hagar?
who is bette midler?
who is eddie van halen?
who is alex van halen?
The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",
Attitude, Awesomeness, America.
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hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Eddie Van Heiniken is one quarter member of the group Sham and the Chirellas. He is a lying, two-faced prick who spends most of his time in 5150 bent over so that his bitch brother Alex can lick his asshole clean.Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.I have an Ego...
I am the "Self proclaimed" greatest sheep on this website.
And I will strike down any mother fucker who thinks he's a bigger fucking sheep than me....
Now if you'll excuse me....I have a Journey tribute thread to make in the sheep pen....
But before I do that...Sarge lil helper has a long ass post....
who is hitch1969?
does hitch deserve a sticky?
who is davide lee roth?
who is sammy hagar?
who is bette midler?
who is eddie van halen?
who is alex van halen?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
OK Samuel L. Wannabe. That fucking line is 10 years old now! What about the great vengeance and furious anger? Go eat some bacon that tastes good, you crazy little kids.Originally posted by zeronumber
And I will strike down any mother fucker who thinks he's a bigger fucking sheep than me....
I dunno...I had this thing called "Canadian Bacon", and it wasn't even bacon...and it tasted like shit.
Fucking lieing canadians...
And I Cunt believe you just called me a wannabe...
The fooking rothtarded!!!
who is eddie van halen?
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
Eddie Van Heiniken is one quarter member of the group Sham and the Chirellas. He is a lying, two-faced prick who spends most of his time in 5150 bent over so that his bitch brother Alex can lick his asshole clean.who is eddie van halen?
who is alex van halen?
Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.who is alex van halen?
Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?
sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?
Who is hitch1969?
hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!Who is hitch1969?
Hey bad MF your Roth quote is wrong.
Mark Farmer said that .FYI
Speaking of Mark Farmer, I'ts time for everybody to do a brand new dance in Feedback.
Notice how it kinda fits?
who is Mike Anthony?
ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore
obviously, no one knows
who is David Lee Roth?
Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!who is David Lee Roth?
you spelt David wrong, zero
Who are all you cunts ?
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
No one knows that either .
lolOriginally posted by Soul Reaper
you spelt David wrong, zero
btw hows it going reap i havnt spoke to you today.PM me or go on msn when your next on and we can have us a nice chat
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
It's the ferkin youth club .
indeed....
hitch would murder this dude.... even in his most dull state!
Uhuhuhuh!
Who is Michael Anthony?
Who is Alex Van Halen?
Alex Van Halen is the paralyzed brother of Eddie Van Halen. He is strung up on strings, and manipulated like a puppet with his drum playing by Rick Allen's Left Arm. On the side, Alex has been known to pimp off his wives to David Lee Roth, only to have them divorce him the very next day.Who is Alex Van Halen?
Who are you talking about ?Originally posted by WARF
hitch would murder this dude.... even in his most dull state!
Ferkin crike me upn stuff! Hah
A feather in a bucket.Ferkin amazin Fuk Fuk Fuk T.N.U.C.
Mark sais Allrite like a billion times gotta love it Allrite!!
WHO AM I? WHY AM I HERE?
I'm running with fuckin fear!! Oh yeah, he'll kill me over the internet. Hitch is my dog's bitch. Hitch is my piece of toilet paper.Originally posted by WARF
hitch would murder this dude.... even in his most dull state!
Who is Gary Cherone?
Twistin' by the pool.
Who is Mitch Malloy?
Hmmm.
Originally posted by bueno bob
Who is Gary Cherone?
who cares?
Gay Cherone is the Sam Kinnision-esque Frontman of cock rock hair metallers Extreme and the one who ruined Van Halen even after Hagar left. He has Eddie come around to his house and suck his cock every night. Deserves to be stoned for Van Halen IIIOriginally posted by bueno bob
Who is Gary Cherone?
Who is Mitch Malloy?
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