DM hospitalized - GA injured

[Golden AWe]

GRATE.

I woke up this morning, about 6 AM.
I had a terrible pain in my back and I had bitten my tongue so it bleeded on the pillow...

I've had some kind of a epilepsy attack when I was sleeping, I didn't woke up to that one, and likely the cramps caused the back muscles to go totally locked up.

It took me an hour to take a shower and get dressed. At the hospital they sticked a total of four strong needles on my bum...well, that didn't really make a difference. Then they bring some smelly, drunken guy into the same room, he had passed out on the street...at one point the guy starts shouting that he wants a smoke...I had to get up that bed, with my back in pain, to tell him that he is not going to fuckin' smoke in a hospital room...

Well, I spend about six hours in the hospital...then I got a week of sick leave and a prescription to some strong pills...

Now I already feel a lot better...thanks to the pills, I can actually sit on a chair and moove around a little bit, before the pills I was like a fuckin' 100-year old...ha ha ha.

Next week I have to go to some more examinations...it, this kind of attack, has happened to me 2-3 times before, but now I really have to find out about this one, they're gonna do some magnetic scans on my brains in case they'd find something there...ah ha ha. It's not as serious as it sounds but it would be good to get the medication in case I have some kind of epilepsy.

I'm glad I know some nice grrrls in town...one of them already brought food for the injured DM...I had also promised to go clubbing to Helsinki with two local grrrls...I had waited for that trip the whole week but I guess I won't be dancing too much now...uhuhuhuh.

SO now it's time to wish me good luck and tell me who's going to take care of MY PANZER and all the other DM duties when I'm not able to be so much around...

With larve,
The DM Polar Bear

[Nickdfresh]

Good luck with everything GOLDEN AWE. I hope this is just a random, rare event for you...

In anycase, get well and don't drink too much with those pills in ya.'

[ALinChainz]

No doubt dude ... get better GA.

[Golden AWe]

Hahaha...thanks...my first sobeer weekend since...february, methinks.

[Unchainme]

hope you get better soon, and please continue to own Fasterpussycunt and Assprowler, you do this board a huge service by doing this, and for that I Salute you.

[Golden AWe]

Thanks, I'll do my best...unless these attacks have something to do with staring at the cuntputer screen for 8 hours at work and appr. 3 hours at home, daily, then I might have to cut down a bit...uhuhuhuh.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Get well soon G.A!
And have the best time you can... for the moment!

[FasterPussycat]

RIP....G/A was oK guy, I guess!!! *wiping away fake tears*

[The Scatologist]

Maybe the you've been getting these attacks because you were abducted by aliens like Sammy Hagar?

Your should ask your doctors to probe your anus for extraterrestial objects while you're at it.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
*wiping away fake tears*

Emphasis on the word "fake".

[The Scatologist]

"Hey doc, can you probe my anus for alien objects?"

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Maybe the you've been getting these attacks because you were abducted by aliens like Sammy Hagar?

Your should ask your doctors to probe your anus for extraterrestial objects while you're at it.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooo

uhuhhuhuh

[FasterPussycat]

Poor G/A...all he'd wanted was being with his love Fab/shadow!!!

RIP....

[thome]

Any way i can help just ask however i am no good and of no class!

[Ally_Kat]

epilepsy attack?! Eek! Awe, you better rest up because me and you still have to go partying.

[Golden AWe]

Well, we have been dancing on one alias-grave for weeks now...uhuhuhuhuhuh...even the grandpa-me can do that.

[Northern Girl]

Good luck, GA! I hope they find nuttin' in your head!

[Reverberator]

You cunt .

Rest , take your pills and get pissed .

That is True DM tradition .

[Matt White]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Poor G/A...all he'd wanted was being with his love Fab/shadow!!!

RIP....

Somebody has a thing for the "unmentionable one"...now don't they!!!

[Matt White]

Yes...and AWe....get that medication & take care of yourself......

And let us know about the BIRDS & what happens next.............


UUhuUuHUhuhUHHuhUhuh............

[LoungeMachine]

Can ya still type?

Otherwise you're no damn use to us, DM

Take care, take the pills, take the long wa-a-ay home, Supertramp.


I know it's not as nice as waking up biting a nice nurse's tongue, but wtf.

Best wishes ya bastard.

-LM

[Hardrock69]

I had something similar happen to me about a dozen times from about 1981-1989...

In my case, it was due to exhaustion. Usually it was when I was working insane hours, not keeping a regular schedule, not eating right, or when I had been sick with the flu bug and my system was severly weakened.

After the first one I had a CAT scan and a bunch of tests, and for several years I was on Dilantin (anti-seizure medicine for epileptics).

Thing is, after all the test results came back, they said I did NOT have epilepsy, and had no idea what caused my seizures.

I knew what it was...as I described above.

One incident was when I was on the road in 1984 in Ft. Worth Texas. My band and I were staying at a motel, and I had just woken up one morning. Next thing I knew, I looked up and there was an EMT there.

Seems I was laying on the bed, and went into convulsions.

In my opinion it was due to the heavy slave load and erratic schedule of life on the road.
Constant one nighters, get to the club, set up, play the gig, tear down, drive 12 hours to the next gig and try to get an hour or two of sleep while sitting up in the truck cab, then loading in, playing the gig, repeat, repeat, repeat.

Add to that the fact that I was only getting about 65 bucks a week to live on, and the fact that even though I am 6'-7" I was down to 165 pounds because I was starving.

Within a week after having my seizure in Ft. Worth, I decided to quit the band and go back to my hometown.

Last seizure I had was in the fall of 1989, after I had the flu and was SERIOUSLY ill for about a week. Ever since I have made it a point to get plenty of sleep, eat right, etc.

At least you had one in your sleep. It is freaky shit when you are at a friend's house, and you blow their minds by falling over and going into convulsions. And all you know is that you were sitting there, and then the very next second you are waking up and going "WTF?".

I hope you have no further problems, GA, as it can turn out to be something serious.

[Elitest]

GA, Im on my way,
Chicken soup prepped and hot coffee

No alcohol and bags of sleep....well thats me sorted out...

Your loving Big sisterxxxxxx

(btw Ive sprinkled the pepper dust and garlic so no weirdo cat/vampire thingies can harm you)

[Golden AWe]

Hey, I think it's likely something similar with me as well...the first one that I had was after maybe 14 hours of staring at the computer screen, drawing with AUTOCAD during my studies...the second time was something similar...

So I'm hopeful it's nothing but a combination of exhaustion and lack of sleep...

Thank you Hardrock69, and the others. I'll be back, shooting peasants, sooner than you think..."my game is cunter than ever"

[Rikk]

Make sure your game stays cunter than ever, bro. And if you want me to attack anyone unnecessarily for you while you're half out-of-commission, let me know.

I do predict that the pron posting at this site will now be reduced 35%.

Get better, bitch...and find out what this is all really about, if possible. Keep at the doctors.

We may start a HOSPITAL thread in the Pen for ya.

[Cathedral]

My best Mojo to ya, GA!

Get well soon, bro..............

[Romeo Delight]

I know of people who when they get flu-like symptoms, or a cold, get erratic fluctuations that result in seizures.

I forget the specific name for it, but I will find out for you.

One minute they are fine and then a fever develops quickly and they seize (not epilepsy) but there is medication.

Just don't be a hero and brush this off. See it through to the end with however many specialists you need to see.

We need the pron!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Hahaha...thanks...my first sobeer weekend since...february, methinks.

Maybe it's a moment of clarity maskerading as a seizure?

Forget the moment of clarity and whatever happened.

Go directly to the freezer, and bust out the grain alcohol. Mix accordingly with NO mixers. The pills? 5 words: Knock the time release off. That time release bullshit is what fucks you up...over whatever time. Chew the pills up and say sayonara to time-based totalitarianism.

Bro, we've discussed the virtues of drinking before. Sobriety is a myth....if you ain't drinking, you ain't thinking.

Get well soon.

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Poor G/A...all he'd wanted was being with his love Fab/shadow!!!

RIP....

you just proved that you are FAB. stupid cunt.
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sheesh! that sounds nasty, GA. Alan will watch over you.

Get better soon, dude

[ashstralia]

get well soon, Golden Awe.

i'll have a coupla lagers for you while you recuperate.:bottle:

[Reverberator]

Are you dead yet ?

[Golden AWe]

Nope, I ain't that easy. I AM IMMORTAL!

I'm still moving like an old man, as my back will only co-operate with heavy pills.

Going to see another doctor about the possible epilepsy thing today.

Hoping there's more of those good-looking nurses, willing to take the urine test.

Thank you everyone, including cunts.

[Hardrock69]

Man when I had my seizures they were full blown grand mal seizures, and every single muscle in my body hurt like a motherfucker....I walked like an old man for days after each incident....

[Golden AWe]

The first ones I had some years ago...the only thing that caused pain afterwards that I had bit my tongue in pieces...this time I also have muscle pain, like you...mostly in my back and on my shoulders...the meds help, but it's still painful to move around...I got an appointment with the doctor of my area...yeah, for the 23rd of September...pisses me off to wait until there, and then wait more to get to some brain scans or something, I know I have to wait for them separately...but what can you do.

I wouldn't mind so much but I'm also looking for a new job now, and I may have to move out of this town...so it makes the arrangements even harder...well, gotta hope I won't be having more of these in the near future.

BUT WHEN CAN I DRINK AGAIN?

[Hardrock69]

LMAO!!

Whenever you want!!!


Though of course, I would say to wait until ya have your test results back....

[Golden AWe]

HA!!!!

They sure know who they're dealing with...check out the medicine they gave me

http://www.realmedicals.com/img/prod...arenretard.gif

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
I know of people who when they get flu-like symptoms, or a cold, get erratic fluctuations that result in seizures.

I forget the specific name for it, but I will find out for you.

It's called being mental.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
HA!!!!

They sure know who they're dealing with...check out the medicine they gave me

http://www.realmedicals.com/img/prod...arenretard.gif

LMAO!
there are a few guys on here who should be on that stuff!!

I'm glad you're feeling well enough to post and hope you are all better soon.

back pain is the WORST!

were you trying to immitate Gene Simmons when you did that to your tongue? You know he uses blood packets, right? :p

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
HA!!!!

They sure know who they're dealing with...check out the medicine they gave me

http://www.realmedicals.com/img/prod...arenretard.gif

"retard" indicates it's a treatment that's started after the disorder manifested itself (a French word meaning "delayed").

Get well soon, G.A.!

[Seshmeister]

And French for retard is chirac...