Here's the nominees!
Dreams (It's like a low budget TOP GUN video with more cheese than the new BIG STUFT BURRITO!
Cabo Wabo (Shameless marketing, for a shitty tequilla is now... A BAD FUCKING SONG!)
How many say I? ( We would have FREED Iraq alot quicker if this song was blasted by out troops!)
Top of the world ( A generic version of jump, that had like 20 versions on MTV as videos.... painful!)
Why Can't This Be Love ( Why was this fucking song MADE?!?!)
Runaround ( When this video premiered on MTV... I prayed the whole band would fall off the spinning wheel... sorta like that carnival accident in 2002... where people were ejected from THE FERRIS WHEEL!!!!)
It's About Time ( WOW! Did this fucking song suck... even the loyal Hagar fans hated it!)
Finish What Ya Started ( Eddie turns country and ends up sounds like a bad version of Billy Ray Cyrus!)
A.F.U - This song reminds me of High School when the teacher used to scrape her fingernails down the chalkboard!!!)
Other (Please Explain!)
Here's the nominees!
feels so good.
so cheesy
and so cheesily bad.
it's too bad I didn't have more poll options.
I'd name the whole catelogue!
I just thought feels so good was just....totally abysmal.
the lowest point on the worst album of the "Van Hagar/Cherone" era
I've heard worse.
But yeah it's pretty bad.
Not as bad as the newest rock concept.... THE FOOD BALLAD
UP FOR BREAKFAST! LOL
Worst? When it's love. I want to throw up every time I hear it? Did you see the video? Christ...He actually tries to do KICKS like dave...pathetic.
argh.that put me off eating breakfast...FACT
and do you know what happened cos I stopped eating breakfast...due to me having crap blood..I was draining myself of some mineral/vitimins, and potentially making myself quite ill.
so Van Hagar made me ill..bastards
How Many Say I, without a doubt.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Personal attack towards band members will not be tolerated.Originally posted by Guitar Shark
How Many Say I, without a doubt.
I hope you consider this in the future.
One karma point will be deducted.
Thank-you!
Moving to the Watering Hole...Originally posted by WARF
Personal attack towards band members will not be tolerated.
I hope you consider this in the future.
One karma point will be deducted.
Thank-you!
Where the thread will never be found again! LOLOriginally posted by Guitar Shark
Moving to the Watering Hole...
I kinda miss the dome... as much as I hated it. LOL
"no news is good news...."
Gotta go with Up For Breakfast
As far as cheesiest goes...Feels So Good
Saw the video on VH1 Classic the other day...Unbelievably gay.
Why Can't This Be Love?
Not just for the obvious grossness, but I vividly remember listening to a dj excitedly introducing "new" Van Halen and then playing it.
I still get the same pit in my stomach just thinking about it.
HEY NOW!
I remember that as well...then the DJ played the "new" David Lee Roth.Originally posted by ben halen
Why Can't This Be Love?
Not just for the obvious grossness, but I vividly remember listening to a dj excitedly introducing "new" Van Halen and then playing it.
I still get the same pit in my stomach just thinking about it.
Yankee Rose!
Not even close How many Say I I cant believe a song like In A simple Rhyme is in the same fucking catalogue as that work of shit.
It´s impossible to vote.
Those are not songs :confused:
Day-dreaming's gone commercial
I go with How many say I, mostly because it's by far the gayest van halen song I ever heard, if not...the gayest song ever.
You know, I was always interested to hear what ed's singing voice would be like, as well as exactly how gay would a van halen duet be.
Well, needless to say, my therories were correct.
The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",
Attitude, Awesomeness, America.
http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG
i went w/ its about time in place of the obvious how many say i.
I don't consider that to be VH
We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
love walks in
New World and Josphenia was a terrible song. VH3 was a terrible album that made Sammy's singing actually seem mediocre.
I don't know most of the songs but voted for "how many say I"...and warf...this thread does definitely NOT belong in the song-forum
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Top Of The World.
The video, the chorus, the riff!!!! Ah Van Hagar, sold out to the max.
I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.
its about time was only because hagar thought that he could make a song that is the magnitude of Me wise magic.
Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.
learning to see and how many say i.
i liked without you...josephina, one i want was close but no cigar...those songs are a little drawn out if they were maybe 3 1/2 min each they would have been ok
Got beef with my comments? Blow me!
All of them sucked!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE
The track was called "Neworld", and it was an instrumental track.Originally posted by theicecreamman
New World and Josphenia was a terrible song. VH3 was a terrible album that made Sammy's singing actually seem mediocre.
Up for Breakfast has to be the dickcheesiest song that I have ever heard,How Many say I would be next on the list,...
Thank you Good DR!!!!Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
All of them sucked!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE
"Shite" is "Shite"
up for breakfast. could you imagine dave singing these lyrics?
She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
Anything off any Hagar album sucks. 5150 is only barely listen-able... If it was an instrumental only album then i'm sure it'd be great but otherwise Van Hagar sucks. I gotta say though, I really happened to like Van Halen 3... No matter how bad people think it was
Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.
Cant Stop Loving You is their cheesiest by far, makes me cringe. And the video is embarrassingly bad: newlywed midgets! old people cuddling! The lead singer is overweight and wearing a sweater! I mean, didn't three of these guys once make Hot For Teacher?
I'm gonna toss 'Source of Infection' in there as well... truly a piece of shit song. The riffs ain't bad, but it's a classic example of fucking spambo ruining a tune with his 3rd grade level lyrics....
Originally Posted by VanHalenFan5150
I actually liked 5150. Best Journey album we had gotten in a while
I saw that tour and I have to say...the band was pumped. Really out to prove they didn't need Dave. I also saw the EEAS tour, and same thing with Roth out to prove he didn't need VH. My issue is I feel like I was cheated. Eddie on 5150 tour was just WOW! Dave on EEAS just WOW! They should have been like that together in 1986-87 dammit. Both in their best prime, but not together. Bullshit.
Anyways, I used to think How Many Say I was the worst...but Up For Breakfast is really bad.
Really, really bad.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
I kinda like the guitar into though. But yeah, after that 30 seconds is passed...blech!
They're all bad songs.
This is a terrible thread.
I did not vote in the poll originally. I did now. I selected "Other Please Explain", though no song by that title exists.
The reason I chose "Other Please Explain" is that ALL Flatulus and Gay Cherub material sucks fucking ass.
....it's like lining up piles of shit and trying to figure out which pile stinks the least!
FTW!
and why was it brought back from the dead, and most of all...why the fuck is it still in Main?
LOL! This thread's 5 years old.
exactly. Why be reminded?
all these people who claim to hate it yet know the songs a little too well.
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