Sarge Mezro Is Fucking Up Your Site.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
rikk75 (10:13:09 PM): but MAX has really been driving me nuts
rikk75 (10:13:51 PM): i am starting to just freak out about it
rikk75 (10:15:46 PM): because he's lying

This is some awesome shit!

MAX and I are meeting at dawn with pistols to settle this.:p

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pdk2k5
I'm glad you're NOY

It's a shame you hate me soo much. I didn't say a word while you were crying and worrying over losing your mod position to Ally because of your.... loose lips.

lol ... really ... suppose you have those IMs too?

Here's the thing ... I knew I didn't say anything ... I knew a couple people were lying ...

So who was more worried ... you knew it was you ... you told Ally you and I were cool ... yet you never opened your mouth to say it wasn't me did you?

So covering shit up must have meant you were worried dude ... not me ...

I'm still here ...

[ALinChainz]

To keep all those IMs ... after all this time ... and he says it doesn't matter ...

[Dan]

WTF?

[MAX]

"Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be here
Look around, be a part
Drink all the liquor, but don't have a cold heart

And she loves you best
You're nuts like the rest
You're here when we banned you
You're here when she needs...
She's gonna neeeeeeeed you

A long time ago we had a Petey to mod
He made us think of things we never thought of
Now he's gone and we're on our own
A love song has cum into our mind
A love song, it was there all the time

So Petey let us take a look at you now
You're here on the message board, making us pity you somehow
Oh Petey, I think it's only fair we should say to you
"Don't be thinkin' that we don't pity you, 'cos Petey we do."

(Instrumental break)

Look around, cum in gunt...
You have no answers, but know where you wanna be
You look around and play a part
You were lured by the liquor and cooled by a warm gunt

And she loves you best
You're nuts like the rest
You're here when we banned you
You're here when she needs...
She's gonna neeeeeeeed you

So Petey let us take a look at you now
You're here on the message board, making us pity you somehow
Oh Petey, I think it's only fair we should say to you
"Don't be thinkin' that we don't pity you, 'cos Petey we do."

[conmee]

Nice... some Little River Band remix to keep things positive around here... lol

Icon.

[Matt White]

"Same as it ever was"

"Same as it ever was"

"Same as it ever was"

"Same as it ever was"

[Rikk]

[Matt White]

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[MAX]

Originally posted by conmee
Nice... some Little River Band remix to keep things positive around here... lol

Icon.

Glad you liked it Icon.

I'm also both ashamed and impressed that you knew the song. lol.

I've been waiting a cupla months to use that rendition.

[conmee]

Sadly, I'm a connisseur of many types of music... my parents listened to everything from the Beatles to Pink Floyd to Bread to America to REO Speedwagon/Kansas/LRB, etc... so I have these lyrics to songs etched in my brain... I can sing along to a Jim Croce song if I ever hear one, despite the fact that I never purposely listened to him... lmao


Icon.

[Rikk]

My guiltiest pleasure is ABBA (with my Swedish heritege, it's understandable). One of these days, I have to re-write an ABBA song for one of our resident idiots.:p

[Mr Grimsdale]

there aren't enough ABBA songs for all of them

[Rikk]

No, there definitely aren't. But here's an attempt.


YOU'RE A CUNT (sung to the tune of ABBA's SOS)

Where are those happy days?
They seem so hard to find.
You tried to convince Webbies, but you they won't change their minds.
Why did you fuck yourself so bad?
I wish I understood.
At least Songs/Albums is now modded by someone good.

So when you hear me, psycho, don't come near me.
You're a cunt.
The love she gave you, nothing else can save you.
You're a cunt.
When you're gone
It is so easy just to go on.
When you're gone
We just laugh, easy to carry on.

You seem so far away but you have aliases.
No one knows you're alive until you sign them in.
I read your old posts and just laugh.
The ravings of a drunk.
Does she still promise love
because your stock has sunk.

So when you hear me, psycho, don't come near me.
You're a cunt.
The love she gave you, nothing else can save you.
You're a cunt.
When you're gone
It is so easy just to go on.
When you're gone
We just laugh, easy to carry on.

[bueno bob]

Sheer brilliance! Were there any justice in the world, Benny and Bjorn would get that damn band back together and have Rikk re-write the whole ABBA catalog!

[Matt White]

VIVA Le ABBA!!!

[diamondsgirl]

"Did you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster?"

[diamondsgirl]

I want Pete to post the part where Rikk calls me a cunt.

Or was it Max?

Or did Rikk call Max a cunt?


I can't remember it was so long ago....

[Nickdfresh]

Uhuhuhuhuhuh! He's her "Dancing Queen."

Fookin' ace!

"Awe PETEY! Stop eating your own shit!!"

[MAX]

Originally posted by conmee
Sadly, I'm a connisseur of many types of music... my parents listened to everything from the Beatles to Pink Floyd to Bread to America to REO Speedwagon/Kansas/LRB, etc... so I have these lyrics to songs etched in my brain... I can sing along to a Jim Croce song if I ever hear one, despite the fact that I never purposely listened to him... lmao


Icon.

Ehhh, that's nothing to feel sadly about. My parents were much the same way, plus they liked a lot of decent stuff as well. Besides, I dig tons of odd, sappy, meelow 70's tunes regardless of what people think. lol.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by MAX
Ehhh, that's nothing to feel sadly about. My parents were much the same way, plus they liked a lot of decent stuff as well. Besides, I dig tons of odd, sappy, meelow 70's tunes regardless of what people think. lol.

shut the fuck up already, douchebag!!!

Kissing ass again!!!

[Matt White]

Chinky Chinky Chinky!!!

"HI HO HI HO......"

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by MAX
Ehhh, that's nothing to feel sadly about. My parents were much the same way, plus they liked a lot of decent stuff as well. Besides, I dig tons of odd, sappy, meelow 70's tunes regardless of what people think. lol.

Do your parent know you are a gay man with desire for heterosexual man???
Give a call to Joe Thunder as I’ve said, will ya!!!

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by Matt White
Chinky Chinky Chinky!!!

"HI HO HI HO......"

Like Cha cha cha...

Can’t resist sweet scent of my you know what??

[Matt White]

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Like Cha cha cha...

Can’t resist sweet scent of my you know what??

Ditto right?

[Elitest]

kindly moderate your language


your vocabulary is neither clever nor amusing

end of

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Elitest
kindly moderate your language


your vocabulary is neither clever nor amusing

end of

Never mind 'em Elitest....


He's a scamp!!!

[Elitest]

who is a "scamp" pray ?

[Matt White]

FPC!!!

[Elitest]

male ? that IS a surprise, I thought that was a hideyhole for Fabulous Shadow...but then if it really is male then that explains the lack of imagination in the posting I presume (oooooooooOOOOOOooooooh! ouch !!) ROTFLMFSDAO !!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Elitest
male ? that IS a surprise, I thought that was a hideyhole for Fabulous Shadow...but then if it really is male then that explains the lack of imagination in the posting I presume (oooooooooOOOOOOooooooh! ouch !!) ROTFLMFSDAO !!

HA!
It's not who it seems......in a round-about way!!!

"The many faces of Shamus"

[Elitest]

well frankly my dear.....

[Matt White]

(In best Mr. Grimsdale voice)

"exactly, exactly!"

[LoungeMachine]

Hey Mezro you fucked up buddy................

I just got the trump muther fucking card on you. Enjoy your Webmaster ship of you while it lasts.

classic

[Panamark]

Everytime someone mentions Jesterstar I cant help but think
of our own budget airline....

http://www.jetstar.com/au/en/index.aspx

Valujet experience, and owned by everyone !

[Panamark]

Actually, in Jetstar's defence, at least they have new planes.
(Had to throw that in there as I will probably be sitting on one of em
again at some point and dont want to Valujet myself !!!)

[Nickdfresh]

What I find a bit gauling is that people like Elitest had their accounts deleted, yet that fucking SlowerPussyDischarge troll is still exists...

[twonabomber]

i seem to remember Elietest got a bug up her ass about something and quit. at least DDLR.

[LoungeMachine]

Full Bug got up her ass?

Nice.

[twonabomber]

all i remember is we started calling her Deletest. maybe Sesh or someone remembers the rest.