EXCLUSIVE: hitchWORLD© CONFIRMS a "Sam and Dave®" VAN HALEN™ World Tour 2004!!!

[Viking]

Ah, Hitch, here's to hoping that you're right....

[Dr. Love]

Am I the only person that is happy about this?

[Sweet Irony]

Well, I wasnt going to get into it, but hitch is right.......and (hitch) why is your username 'invalid' for a PM, btw??

Viva la ANYTHING

[pete]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Am I the only person that is happy about this?

What aspect of this thread? It's very broad.

[Lou]

If "this"= a Van Hagar reunion, then yes you're the only person here happy about that.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Sweet Irony
Well, I wasnt going to get into it, but hitch is right.......and (hitch) why is your username 'invalid' for a PM, btw??

Viva la ANYTHING

Baby, you GOT my number and I think it's been a LONG TIME since we PHONE FUCKED™!!!

Let's get crackin' and your ass i gets to smackin'!!!! Let's kick it oldschool summer 2000 baby YEAH YEAH YEAH you are giving me SUCH a fucking boner baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck... you're here one day, we cyber, we phone fuck.. .then 2 years NOTHING, blip, you're mahatma ghandi and ignoring me... now you're back on this day of days and YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCK with the small yet virile hitchCOCK©!!!!

I could fall in love with that. RINGY DINGY, let's get to PHONE FUCKIN'!!!

YEAH!!!

=h69=

[Dr. Love]

I'm happy that anything is happening. After so long, fuck man, finally something is going to happen.

The suspense was killing me.


But... I find it incredibly ironic and hilarious that no mention of a singer was made.

[Hummarstra]

Repeat of the Super Bowl promise, huh, Hitch?

Dave is NOT gonna tour with Sam, people!!!

REMEMBER? DAVE WOULD NOT EVEN TAKE THE STAGE WITH SAM ON CHAMPIONS TOUR! SO, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

hitch is attemping you fool you 65% gullible soldiers.

[hitch1969©]

Lou™, I love you butt you need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

I'll even do some GAY CYBER™ with ya pallie, AUTO FOCUS™ style. I'll be Bob Crane, and you can be Carpy®. You can finger my ass while I FUCK THE BITCHES!!!!

we'll videotape it

then you can bludgeon my skull with a tripod as I sleep in a Scottsdale Arizona motel because I tell you that I am leaving your sick and perverted swinging scene...

I am sorry, butt my blonde-haired blue eyed Jesus Christ LOVES the Van Hagar, and hates the black dirty people.

Just the way it is.

Don't hate me because I am beautiful

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VIVA SAM N DAVE!!! TO THE FUCKING GRAVE!!

=hogan=

[Sweet Irony]

hitch, we never 'phone fucked'.......we just talked & talked & talked about everything...............And let me know about the PM thing, please!


(Glad the Doc is happy!)

Lou, well, he wants to see DLR/VH---he got ripped off being born too late!!


Bob Crane!!??!!??

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
Repeat of the Super Bowl promise, huh, Hitch?

Dave is NOT gonna tour with Sam, people!!!

REMEMBER? DAVE WOULD NOT EVEN TAKE THE STAGE WITH SAM ON CHAMPIONS TOUR! SO, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

hitch is attemping you fool you 65% gullible soldiers.

OH, YOU'RE SO SMART, SMARTER THAN 65% of everyone here??? HOW DARE YOU INSULT the soldiers of this army!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! Oh yeah, they're just ALL STUPID, and you are the KING OF THE SMART BRAINS????

I say FUCK THAT

I BILLieve in the Roth Army and ALL of it's members... eggcept YOU.

Because SIR, YOU ARE A RACIST and very arrogant in your thinking!!!

SHame on you sir!

for shame

to quote sammy hagar, quoting roger daltry....

"we wont get fooled again!!!"

and to the soldiers I say:

YOU'RE ALL WAYSTED!!!!!

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I love you all.

=h69=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Sweet Irony
hitch, we never 'phone fucked'.......we just talked & talked & talked about everything...............And let me know about the PM thing, please!


(Glad the Doc is happy!)

Lou, well, he wants to see DLR/VH---he got ripped off being born too late!!

Bob Crane!!??!!??

yeah... talked about my finger in your ass while you rode my small yet virile hitchCOCK kermit the froggy style!!!!

oh FUCK, I am SO wanting to get you off... again.

I want YOU to get ME off again....

why can't this be love?
ain't talkin bout love?
tellin me there's company, your HUSBAND'S coming home?
I can't stop loving you.

THAT is a preview of the Sam and Dave tour, and ALSO our HOT PHONE FUCKING!!!!

HUBBA HUBBA SHAKE THAT ASS ON OVER HERE!!!

I am fucking ROCK HARD CANDY, baby™.

and
I'm
SPENT.

=h69=

ps bobFUCKINcrane. that dude could FUCK. rocksolid. ALLnightLONG. He was porno before porno was kewl

[alexpgrimes]

If the tour does happen and does well this will help clear the way to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by alexpgrimes
If the tour does happen and does well this will help clear the way to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Dude that was fuckin retarded.

seriously.

nice run-on sentence. third grade called... it wants its grammar back.

get hooked on phonics® for chrissake, BRAINIAC™. Alex Trebek is shaking in his pussy boots because alexpgrimes is loose like OJ on the intellectual circuit jerk.

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good point, though.

you retarded douchebag

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BREASTS!!

=alexphitchCOCK=

[WARF]

Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

I hope the PD reopens!

BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!