C N N Entertainment News Flash: Sammy Hagar rewrites Van Hagar song 'Right Now'

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  • DLR_EngineRoom
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2304

    C N N Entertainment News Flash: Sammy Hagar rewrites Van Hagar song 'Right Now'

    Van Hagar - Right Now Lyrics


    (Words by Van Hagar)

    I won't be singin' tomorrow
    Think I'll call it a day!
    One by one, little problems
    Ed's drunk, and Al's in my way... Oh!

    One cuss from Ed, one kiss from Mikey
    Now I gotta run to get leaner
    Make future plans with my Waboritas, hey!
    Come on bend, bend and turn around

    (Right now) Hey! I'm gone tomorrow
    (Right now) I'm gone, leavin' everything
    (Right now) It's Dave's magic moment
    Leavin' right here and now
    And leavin' everything

    Missed the bus, and caught a taxi
    Can't afford a limo now. No!
    Goin' to pick up my last check
    Slipped and fell on my face. Ow!

    The more I eat, the more I want
    Eatin' one sheep after another
    Roth makes me look so lazy
    Hey Mikey bend! Bend and turn around!

    (Right now) Hey! I'm gone tomorrow
    (Right now) I'm gone, leavin' everything
    (Right now) It's Dave's magic moment
    Leavin' right here and now
    And leavin' everything

    Mikey, come to me
    Right now
    What are ya waitin' for? Oh! Yeah!
    Right now

    (Guitar Solo)

    (Right now) Hey! I'm gone tomorrow
    (Right now) I'm gone, leavin' everything
    (Right now) It's Dave's magic moment
    Leavin' right here and now
    And leavin' everything

    That's what's happening
    Right here and now
    Right now, it's right now
    Mikey!
    Tell me, what are ya waitin' for?
    Turn your ass around....Right NOW!
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  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    #2
    ***** STARS
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    • SammySucks1984
      Head Fluffer
      • Feb 2005
      • 395

      #3
      finally sammy realized he sucks haha
      Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6682

        #4
        Oh he knew the moment he shot out of his mammy's crack that he sucked!
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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21888

          #5
          That is fucking great. 5 Stars!

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          • Vinnie Velvet
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2004
            • 4581

            #6
            Brilliant.

            Awesome.
            =V V=
            ole No.1 The finest
            EAT US AND SMILE

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            • BITEYOASS
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6530

              #7
              Too damn good! Five stars ain't enough!

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              • DLR_EngineRoom
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2304

                #8
                Originally posted by SammySucks1984
                finally sammy realized he sucks haha
                Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                Oh he knew the moment he shot out of his mammy's crack that he sucked!
                I don't think he realizes yet...

                Roth says: ...but wait...what do I see...he's walkin' away from me...

                ooh........whoaaaaaa...HAGARITA!
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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15320

                  #9
                  Fucking hysterical!!!

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                  • Dirty Duck
                    Sniper
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 791

                    #10
                    Brillant!

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                    • fret_buzz_blues
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2005
                      • 375

                      #11
                      LMFAO!!! That is funny!!!!!
                      <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                      "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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