Space Alien Mummy Stuns Scientists!

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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20446

    Space Alien Mummy Stuns Scientists!

    LAHUN, EGYPT -- Officials have quietly covered up what may be the most stunning archaeological discovery of all time: The body of a perfectly preserved, carefully mummified space alien found buried in an ancient pyramid!

    The 5-foot-3-inch creature was discovered on January 7 near Lahun by an archaeologist exploring a small pyramid near the 12th Dynasty pyramid of Senusret II, but little public mention of the extraordinary find has been made.

    "The mummy dates from about 1880 B.C. and is humanoid, but clearly not human," says a source in the Egyptian Department of Antiquities, who provided details and photographs of the find but spoke under condition of anonymity.

    "It's unclear what sex it was, but we do know it had unusual reptilian-type skin, no external ears and overly large, almond-shaped eyes.

    "The mummy's tomb inscriptions showed it was a counselor to the king named Osirunet, which means 'star- or heaven-sent.' The body was mummified and buried with great respect and care, accompanied by a number of strange objects that we cannot identify."

    The alien mummy was unearthed by Dr. Viktor Lubek, a Czechoslovakian citizen and retired professor from the University of Pennsylvania, according to the Egyptian source.

    The archaeologist located its hidden burial chamber while investigating a small pyramid to the south of the main pyramid at the Senusret II site thought to contain the pharaoh's queen.

    "It was apparent from the outset that this tomb contained someone extraordinary because the mummy had been preserved in a very unusual manner," the Egyptian source says.

    "There was a mixture of gold and clay coating the corpse, and remaining vestiges of a linen-type cloth covered the being's skin.

    "Objects inside the tomb included devices made of a tough synthetic-type material that no one has been able to identify, and the uses of these strange machine-like items are a complete mystery.

    "No one's ever seen anything like this in any Egyptian tomb."

    The source says the bizarre find has caused consternation among Egyptian officials, who want to cover it up until a plausible explanation can be found for the strange mummy.

    The government has consulted a number of respected archaeologists, but to date none can explain the artifact in ordinary terms.

    "The truth is, almost every expert who has seen this mummy has concluded it's not of earthly origin," the source says.

    "There's a feeling this is an extraterrestrial who somehow ended up advising an Egyptian king. But everyone in the government is shying away from that conclusion because it backs up wacky New Age ideas that the ancient Egyptians had help from space aliens in building their extraordinary civilization.

    "The Egyptians refuse to believe their heritage came from outer space," he said.

    The mummy is slated to be flown to a university in Florida where specialists will examine it more closely.
  • jhale667
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 20929

    #2
    What, no pics?
    Originally posted by conmee
    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

    That is all.

    Icon.
    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


    Originally posted by Isaac R.
    Then it's really true??:eek:

    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
    Originally posted by eddie78
    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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    • Soul Reaper
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2005
      • 8314

      #3
      a link to pics maybe?
      ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

      http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

      "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20446

        #4
        Maybe...maybe not....

        It's the suspense that I live for........

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        • Mr Grimsdale
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8905

          #5
          Oh come on, I have to wank!
          Originally posted by flappo
          i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

          Originally posted by Cato
          translating your Japanese.


          "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

          omae baka dana?

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22820

            #6
            This gives a lot of credit to that "Stargate" documentary I keep seeing on TV.
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Last_Child
              Commando
              • Oct 2004
              • 1445

              #7
              Do I believe this?


              No.
              "With a rate of fire of over 20 rounds per second, the IMI Micro Uzi is almost as fast as Yngwie Malmsteen, and 25.4 times more musical"

              Worst of all... It's true..

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              • Mr Grimsdale
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8905

                #8
                Originally posted by bueno bob
                This gives a lot of credit to that "Stargate" documentary I keep seeing on TV.
                Exactly exactly.
                Originally posted by flappo
                i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                Originally posted by Cato
                translating your Japanese.


                "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                omae baka dana?

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20446

                  #9
                  A Cha-cha cha!!!

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                  • Mr Grimsdale
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8905

                    #10
                    it's nobby stiles!
                    Originally posted by flappo
                    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                    Originally posted by Cato
                    translating your Japanese.


                    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                    omae baka dana?

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20446

                      #11
                      Looking Good!!!

                      Tan, rested & Ready!!!

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