Updated: Friday March 26, 2004
EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE & SAMMY HIT THE ROAD!
[3/26/04]
Updated: Friday March 26, 2004
EDDIE, ALEX, MIKE & SAMMY HIT THE ROAD!
[3/26/04]
Last edited by WARF; 03-26-2004 at 06:52 AM.
so my prayers were unheard...and there is no god out there ... not for us fans...
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First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
and they really look happy... FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!
and he's also listed as in the band...man...this ruins my day...more than that...
I was hoping this was APRIL FOOLS DAY.... but it's only March 26th!
The picture makes me sick.
I don't even feel like posting at any DLR Boards anymore.
and they look so happy...just as the big-rock-party-band they used to be...
yes...because this time we KNOW it's the final nail in the cuffin...Originally posted by WARF
I was hoping this was APRIL FOOLS DAY.... but it's only March 26th!
The picture makes me sick.
I don't even feel like posting at any DLR Boards anymore.
YOU WILL HATE ME FOR SAYING THIS
sorry to disagree with just about everyone on this board but at the end of the day van halen is currently still three quarters of the band that so many of you idolised with roth. sure He was a better frontman , lyracist (if thats even a word) and possibly singer. im sure eddie will have more than a few tricks up his sleeves and we will see them in time. Sammy is an old man but Roth aint no spring chicken either just look at his hairline. i'd have rather have got dave than sammy for sure.
you would pay the ticket price to go see roth with three guys immitating the rest of vh. so i for one if i get the chance will gladly pay to see the latest incarnation.
i dont think theres ever gonna be a dlr vh reunion not now not ever, the next time they wanna split it will be for good.
all that ever seems to go down on this board is a load of bullshit about sammy, sammy this and sammy that, who gives a shit.
VAN HALEN ARE FINALLY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T SEE VAN H A L E N BACK, you fucking dumbass...go over to the gay linx and celebrate there, asshole...
I don't know about you.
But's it's official... just like the news from www.van-halen.com
I am fucking livid!!!!
This is what David Lee Roth deserves for thinking he is THE FUCKING CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!
Eddie said it best, "Here is the singer, (circles finger around head) here is the planets!!!
Damn Dave, you stupid fucker.
Stop Dancin' around in your fucking JUMPSUIT during Beck's performance, and fucking FAKE IT.... LET EDDIE THINK HE IS IN CONTROL.... PUT YOUR FUCKING EGO ASIDE....EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!
Look at fucking Sammy Hagar.
It's the first fucking time I've seen him in solid colored pants.
It's probably the also the first he has wore ONE SINGLE color, since he was in a diaper.... in 1948 !!!!
I'm fucking done, i'm fucking done with this bullshit... I should have been done 4 fucking years ago..... when I registered to this site in may 2000 under the username, "Secret Trails" ... I should have not wasted the last 4 years of my life... hoping that there would a reunion with Dave.
All I got was some fucking retarded ass cover album!
He looks like the fucking NIGHTMARE ANDY WORHOL HAD ON THE COVER!!!!!
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 90 YEAR OLD FLUORESCENT BANANA!!!!!!
Look at that motherfucker....
Sitting on his chair...
I am DAVID LEE ROTH... I AM THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!
I willl sit in my fucking banana suit.... with my fucking weave... and I will ruin my fucking career.... because I cannot work with ANYONE!!!!
HE WOULD HAVE FUCKING FIRED JASON BECKER TOO... IF HE DIDN'T GET A.L.S.!!!!!!
Fuck them all.... Dave had it easy today compared to what I really think about Eddie Van Halen!!!
Eddie Van Halen got cancer on his tongue in 2000... from all of HIS FUCKING LIES!!!!!!!
I hope he gets it again, and dies a slow painful death.... or his balls get set on fire..... like Richard Pryor in thje late 70's....
Baby steps...... I'll play the tuba.... BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU GET RECTUM CANCER, SCUMBAG!!!!
Nice fucking Hair Mikey.... are you ready for the Van Hagar tour?!?!?!
I didn't know they were allowed to transplant hair from your pubic region...... YOU MUST BE REAL FUCKING PROUD.... MR SY FUCKING SPERLING!!!!!
IT'S STILL A FUCKING MULLET!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valerie, you fucking bitch....
I saw your movie CHOMPS....
YEAH THE FUCKING K-9 SUPERSPY DOG....FROM 83'
IT FUCKING SUCKED MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
GODAMN, YOUR A FUCKING SHARON STONE...... THE OSCARS HAVE CHEATED YOU BIGTIME....CUNT!!!!!
ED LEFFLER....DIE FAG....OOOPS YOUR ALREADY DEAD....
WELL... I'D LIKE TO DIG YOU UP.... RE-KILL YOU....THEN BURY YOU AGAIN FUCKER!!!!
Same with Bruce Fairbairn!!!
Alex.... you need a fucking nosejob....
DIE FUCKERS!!!!!!
EAT MY SHIT AND DIE!!!!!
Dave included!!!!!!!
Eddie looks pretty shitty in that pic.
Anyways, I need to take a deep breath and regather myself.
I think it's time for me to take a small break from the Van Halen world.
I'll be back in a week...
I am gonna fucking choke the shit outta someone.
That's nice because I can say I'm "officially" not going.
This makes me very sad, deep down inside.
They look fucking miserable in that photo.
"What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003
Me too.Originally posted by degüello
This makes me very sad, deep down inside.
This really sucks.
Sad....
Hey, I don't see Roth, didnt someone say it was going to be Roth AND Hagar? heh.
[to be honest, I would have LVED to see that, best of both worlds blah blah]
NO NEW YAWK DATES!
We wouldn't have them.
Having trouble getting into links? LOLOriginally posted by VHLINKS_ROCKSx2
Hey, I don't see Roth, didnt someone say it was going to be Roth AND Hagar? heh.
[to be honest, I would have LVED to see that, best of both worlds blah blah]
Some dude posted.... "March 26th THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN returns"
I don't remember anyone referring to Van Hagar as the mighty Van Halen.
Blasphemy!!!
Sickening...no words.
Rot gut...fucking ROT GUT!
Van Hagar rest in piss!!!!
GOD! It's such a fag-a-thon over there at the links. That "Mighty VH Returns" thing really, REALLY turns my stomach.....this shit just ain't right.
Come on folks, deep down you knew this was going to happen. Maybe in 2006 they'll fire Sammy again and do two more tracks with DLR, and go to the MTV awards.
Nope. It ain't right at all.
Geez what a bunch of weak-tit crybabies... Have you no pride? Sad to see grown men crying like little girls...
I see a potential positive outlook from this... it might just motivate Dave to head to the studio and kick out an original album of hard rockers. Just to show em he ain't beat!!! Now that would be a damn good thing!!
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
That's what i'm hoping for zahzoo!!!
Edward looks like Geddy Lee.
This is the weirdest way to announce something like this. I mean, Sam's website has nothing, no official press release.. just weird. The picture looks like they are all pissed off.. I guess that's the "serious" "no fucking fun" image they feel they have to portray. What a shame.
We all know Edward is a liar and can't deal with any kind of social setting. I guess this weirdness is his doing. Sam is along for the ride.
Fuck you Eddie.
The only positive I can see outta this is that this tour could go over like a lead balloon and make the boys look like asses, AGAIN!
"Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal
I guess no news WAS good news, at least, for a lot of people.
they look pissed off
like they are sayin,"fuck you fans take us or leave us ..Dave is not back so fuckin what"
Alex is thin as hell
Well, I guess this kills whatever small hope was there about getting the old VH shows released on DVD, ie Largo, etc.
That may not happen for a very long time now, if ever.
Fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!
Yeah I checked out their page too. How fucking depressing. Yeah they dont look happy either. They looked burnt out, like has beens.
Fuck em. Now theres nothing left to hope for. Except an EEAS reunion!
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
Vhlinks still hasn't reported on this yet.
Hagar sucks. I Still hope for a DAVE reunion at 2007.
diamondclaudio
Fuck that Bush supporting cheesewad and the rest of his shitty band.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
That would certainly perk my little simian ears up; an EEAS reunion! In the spirit of RoboCop, "Now I'd buy that for a dollar!" It would be just like old times; two rival camps competing again. DLR thrusts with "Eat 'em and Smile", then the Fagar brothers parry with "OU812", then Roth lock and loads with "Eat Me Raw You F'ing Liars", then the Fagar boys return fire with "OICUP On Me" and then Roth nukes with "I Had Valerie, Boy She's Good", and Eddie counters with another solo album "I Wish I Could've 8 That 2".Originally posted by Big Troubles
Now theres nothing left to hope for. Except an EEAS reunion!
Actually, we all know why Eddie is touring again with Hagar. Now that Eddie is single again, he wants young nubile groupie blowjobs and no threat of Dave cock-blocking him first.
As the Mighty Hitch would say, "uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh."
I can't wait until The Dome opens back up again. It'll be time for the Roth Army to salt the earth! Heh, heh, heh... C'mon Flappo, we's got some spam'in ta do!
eek! eeeeeeeeek! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Hahahahahahahaha. eat it rothtards, your days are over, bitch all you want, no one cares. Van halen lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha, cmon and get me bitches!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha. Ill be at detroit, palace and chicago, maybe LA. Enjoy the cover band and the 2 minutes on the sopranos, thats all your getting!!!!!
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