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Willy, is that you?
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Originally posted by L.S.D.
Hahahahahahahaha. eat it rothtards, your days are over, bitch all you want, no one cares. Van halen lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha, cmon and get me bitches!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha. Ill be at detroit, palace and chicago, maybe LA. Enjoy the cover band and the 2 minutes on the sopranos, thats all your getting!!!!!
L.S.D.
Loves Sucking Davesicles
hahahahahahahaha.......
and ford are you talking to me? who are you?
You would thing Brad would launch a fresh site with such "earth shattering" news.
Have fun with your fag band. Maybe you can catch some other pussy shows this summer. Don't forget to wash and wax the mini van before you go to the "rock" concert ya fuckin pussy.Originally posted by L.S.D.
Hahahahahahahaha. eat it rothtards, your days are over, bitch all you want, no one cares. Van halen lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha, cmon and get me bitches!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha. Ill be at detroit, palace and chicago, maybe LA. Enjoy the cover band and the 2 minutes on the sopranos, thats all your getting!!!!!
no problem. no problem at all. hahahahahahahahahaha, its over dude, go find something else to have ruin your day. hahahahaha.
arrrrgggh!
Maybe the new "country" Bret Michaels can open for Van Hagar? Then the entire fucking show can be a joke.
Roth Done
Gang,
Is anyone really surprised by this? I'm not.
Two key points to make:
1) Sammy is a shill and always has been. He has been jonsing for this since he was fired in June of 1996. It's all he talks about. Sammy is a dolt, plain and simple. He only weapon of choice is abuse. He tries to abuse Dave by saying he's "Washed" and "Can't sing" and so on... Sammy also reminds me of the classic Triangulator. It's a psychological term when one person (Sammy) pits two people, in this case Van Halen and Dave against each other. And I won't even get started on Michael Anthony, the BITCH that he is.. But, Sammy has triangulated since June of 96'. He mentioned he called Dave in 1997 to tour. He did that so he could ensure that Dave wouldn't get back with VH. They finally did it 02' because neither one had anything else. Sammy had basically become JAime Farr. You know, Klinger from MASH? What did he ever do after that except appear on Game Shows and Murder She Wrote??? That is about it. So, his "phone call" to Alex last August had agenda written all over it. I have even less respect for Sammy than I did previous to this announcement. He is a little girl.
2) Dave is fuck up. Dave has screwed himself down pretty tight. His career situation was even worse than Sammy's. Really, how much longer can this guy run around the country doing a classic Van Halen revue? It's boring. And the Atomic Punks do a better job at that. There isn't enough GOOD material. Then to top that, he releases this piece of crap album Diamond Dave. Can anyone here tell me they've listened all the way through? I tossed it after spending $13. It SUCKED. Don't be dillusional gang. Dave is finished as ANY kind of popular performing artist. The only thing keeping him alive are boards like this. In otherwords, maybe 500 people? The only way Dave will make ANY headlines beyond fucking up is when he files for Bankruptcy, which I'm sure will be VERY soon. That is unless the casino's get hard up for a "Summer Tour"... Please. I don't want to see him again splashing Jack Daniels on the front row singing Runnin' With t he Devil. What a joke.
In Summary, Sammy is a Triangulating Little Girl and DAve is arrogant fuck who deserves this. Dave dug his own grave with the stance he took. He had no fucking leverage. What an idiot. The Name Van Halen means more. When was Dave's last Gold Album? 91'?? When was his last Platinum?? 88'... That is 18 fucking years ago people. We all need to collectively GET OVER IT!!!
Have fun, guys.
Piss on that band.
Is it me or does Eddie look like Ozzy?
Like you dumb fucks didn't see this coming!! Sheesh!
I'm fucking stoked. I don't care what the fuck you say...I get to see Ed again and I will be there.
Originally posted by ELVIS
I guess you're right...
I can't beleive this. I just can't fucking beleive this.
This is war man. We should all unite and go to the fucking shows with "We Want Dave" banners and get the whole fucking crowd into "we want Dave" chants and when they sing any classic Van Halen tunes we should all scream for Dave ,just make it miserable for those miserable looking fucks, the same way they are fucking with us I just can't fucking beleive this. All the employees here where I work are pissed off. They all wanted to go see the BAND, now this, fuck everbody is going home sick me included. My day is ruined just fucking ruined, I hate eddie, alex and michael, and really just despise
spammy.
Dave if you're reading this find Steve, Billy and any drummer you wish to use crank out some good time music and give us all something to be happy about.
VH RIP 1976-1984
Vanquish Hagar DIE MOTHER FUCKERS DIE>
MOOSE
Piss on YOU, Munson you god damn sheep!
..viva van middler
Originally posted by moose
I can't beleive this. I just can't fucking beleive this.
This is war man. We should all unite and go to the fucking shows with "We Want Dave" banners and get the whole fucking crowd into "we want Dave" chants and when they sing any classic Van Halen tunes we should all scream for Dave ,just make it miserable for those miserable looking fucks, the same way they are fucking with us I just can't fucking beleive this. All the employees here where I work are pissed off. They all wanted to go see the BAND, now this, fuck everbody is going home sick me included. My day is ruined just fucking ruined, I hate eddie, alex and michael, and really just despise
spammy.
Dave if you're reading this find Steve, Billy and any drummer you wish to use crank out some good time music and give us all something to be happy about.
VH RIP 1976-1984
Vanquish Hagar DIE MOTHER FUCKERS DIE>
MOOSE
Bring it bitch, bring all your hate and patheticness, you fucking ass clown. dlr hasnt been in the band for 20 fucking years. Did you bring these banners in 86,88,91,93, or 95? Probably not. Just go to your cover band and blow kisses at the toast masters general.......bwhaaaaaaaa.
Originally posted by Catfish
Piss on YOU, Munson you god damn sheep!
LOL...look who's talking. Keep whining!! I'm enjoying every minute of it.
I'm an Ed fan. That's the way it is and always has been.
Originally posted by moose
I can't beleive this. I just can't fucking beleive this.
This is war man. We should all unite and go to the fucking shows with "We Want Dave" banners and get the whole fucking crowd into "we want Dave" chants and when they sing any classic Van Halen tunes we should all scream for Dave ,just make it miserable for those miserable looking fucks, the same way they are fucking with us I just can't fucking beleive this. All the employees here where I work are pissed off. They all wanted to go see the BAND, now this, fuck everbody is going home sick me included. My day is ruined just fucking ruined, I hate eddie, alex and michael, and really just despise
spammy.
Dave if you're reading this find Steve, Billy and any drummer you wish to use crank out some good time music and give us all something to be happy about.
VH RIP 1976-1984
Vanquish Hagar DIE MOTHER FUCKERS DIE>
MOOSE
Get a life.
BITE ME YOU WANNA BE "FAN BOY".
You and all you other pukin little fuckin nerds out there who are going to support this reunion. You were probably in diapers sucking your momma's titty when us "TRUE" fans from the late 70's through to the 80's went to the shows, bought the ALBUMS wore the t-shirts, had the VH logo air brushed on our Leather Jackets, get the picture, naw didn't think you would. So LSD go and support that foursome of maggots, and blood sucking leeches, they may take your money but they sure as fuck ain't gonna take mine.
Excuse me while I whip this out, oh shit look it's Fair Warning, did you go to a show on that tour, I did, and man what a show, so as Dave said at the beginning of the show "Alex Gimmie Some Fucking Jungle Music Man' @ which point alex tried and just couldn't get it right so Dave had to show him how to do it. The moral I'm telling you to go bang your fucking drums on that other site where you should be, cause you ain't doin it the right way here.
LONG LIVE VAN HALEN
BURN IN HELL VAN HAGAR
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why don't you go fuck your mother while "Why Can't This Be Love" is playing in the background.Originally posted by L.S.D.
hahahahahahahaha.......
and ford are you talking to me? who are you?
lsd is bretts bitchOriginally posted by Sammy Who??
why don't you go fuck your mother while "Why Can't This Be Love" is playing in the background.
..proof that sammy sucks !
Ewe.... That is scary. even from you Flappo!
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
..he just can't get enough of eddie !
Fuck Cat, that made me laugh. It's true.Originally posted by Catfish
Is it me or does Eddie look like Ozzy?
"What we've been doing, which is great and certainly cost saving, is I train in the sand pit in McDonald's. I do a few laps. I go through the tunnel a few times. The kids don't mind if I smoke. Plus, when I'm done, lunch is right there."- DLR 2003
Sammy wants the best of both nuts.
..sammy , you fat old queen
..now we know the truth aboot those flappy pecs !
hahahahaha, keep crying boys, this is getting better and better.
So far it's just you thats laughable LSD.
I agree. And it will fucking flop, because no one gives a shit anymore. The Halen boys are idiots. Sammy is a fucking no self respect having pussy. Halen totally fucked him over and he came crawling back just as soon as they asked. Fuck them all!!! And while we're at it - fuck Dave too! I saw those clips of that Vegas Show fucking bullshit!! My Nachos Bellgrande didn't have that much fucking cheese spilling off of them!!! Dave needs to hang it the fuck up. He is capeable of so much more, but doesn't. Fuck him. I accept my dishonerable discharge from the DLR Army.......Originally posted by SilvioDante
The only positive I can see outta this is that this tour could go over like a lead balloon and make the boys look like asses, AGAIN!
well see.......garuntee this doesnt flop.
Of course it's going to flop!
A 60 year old Republican alcoholic singing 80's cheese ballads in 2004?? Who the fuck is going to pay (Fear Channel no less) $100 bucks to see that shit?
id rather see LSD keep posting on the boards than see Hagar sing Love Walks In...
Last edited by Big Troubles; 03-26-2004 at 12:24 PM.
L.S.D. buddy, not LDS.
noted. and edited. and that's Big Troubles to you. Not "Buddy".
; )
For which every man, multiple wife and child in Utah is forever grateful, no doubtOriginally posted by L.S.D.
L.S.D. buddy, not LDS.
You guys might as well close shop, cuz its over........later.
I doubt the thing will flop. As much almost everyone here wants it to flop, I seriously doubt it will.
For as much as you guys say there's not hardly any Van Hagar fans, you sure do accuse the Links of being full of them.
there is 5 times as many people there. this wont flop. and when it doesnt, what are you all going to say,.....blah, blah, blah.
so i guess Eddie finally ran out of money....no doubt this tour will be huge..but they wont be getting 1 cent from me...maybe ill download a few freebies..
Ill bet $100 the first song has the word "love" in it...
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