It's official Sammy Hagar is back in Van Halen.

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
You can do better than that.



NP: Ice Cream Man

LET'S THINK ABOUT POUNDCAKE AS A SONG.

PRETTY SAD.

SONG HAD POTENTIAL.

SAMMY KILLED IT.

[Onofrio]

Now remove the vocals from poundcake and add the vocals from She's My Machine, and we just might have a song.

[pete]

Originally posted by Onofrio
Now remove the vocals from poundcake and add the vocals from She's My Machine, and we just might have a song.

POUNDCAKE IS JUST NOT A SENSUAL PASTRY.

[Onofrio]

I'm sure sam hagar has had some sensual moments with all kinds of cake. Look at that gut.

[perticelli]

It's just gonna keep getting worse for all of you who cant put the past behind you and embrace reality!

c'mon, i'd love to see dave with vh, and i have over the years, but he's not coming back. I'm sure it's been said ad infinitum, but accept it and move on.
let's face it, the reason you FIRST even heard of vh was for eddie. after that, you fell in love w/ dave, deservedly so. but, if you want to see new music from ed, let dave go. believe me, until all you people let him go, he can't move on himself.
dont you guys understand that?

you all know the REAL reasons why dave isn't with the band, and i'm sure you're not surprised either.

So, while you guys all sit at home listening to reo speedwagon, and flock of seagulls and any other PAST band, i'll be sitting there 15 ft away from the earth's greatest guitarist watching and listening to him shred. and if i close my eyes for a minute or two, i'll hear the band VAN HALEN jamming together.

it's a shame for you, a damn shame.....

[artimusbill]

Jesus H. Christ you all are bitter. Lighten the F up. DLR didn't make Van Halen, hence the name VAN HALEN! It wasn't called Roth. Dave made some good music with VH while he was in the band, but he isn't in the band now. Get over it.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and they look so happy...just as the big-rock-party-band they used to be...

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and they look so happy...just as the big-rock-party-band they used to be...

I like THIS pic MUCH better! Eat this, Hagar Fruitcakes!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Good lord....looks like Ed, Al, and Mike doing a guest shot on Tales from the Crypt!

[perticelli]

who the hell is that? vince neal or some other old guy who USED to be in a great band?

he had the chance..all he had to do was admit ed's greatness and importance in the band...and he wouldn't do it. And it's not even a lie...Ed is that great and that important to the band. quite frankly, Dave did this himself to all of you and all of us.
the only difference is that some of us choose to move forward and some of you choose to live in the bitter past.

c'mon, can't we all put aside the acrimony and celebrate that ed and the boys are going to be playing again? who cares who's singing. shit i saw them with Gary and it was still great!

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by Onofrio
I'm glad your amused by my "appetite for hate" You know people who drive around listening to Drop Dead Legs and Just Like Paradise are extremely angry hate filled motherfuckers.

is that what your child molesting priest tells you?

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by artimusbill
Jesus H. Christ you all are bitter. Lighten the F up. DLR didn't make Van Halen, hence the name VAN HALEN! It wasn't called Roth. Dave made some good music with VH while he was in the band, but he isn't in the band now. Get over it.

he's not in the band are you 100% sure about that?

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by perticelli
It's just gonna keep getting worse for all of you who cant put the past behind you and embrace reality!

c'mon, i'd love to see dave with vh, and i have over the years, but he's not coming back. I'm sure it's been said ad infinitum, but accept it and move on.
let's face it, the reason you FIRST even heard of vh was for eddie. after that, you fell in love w/ dave, deservedly so. but, if you want to see new music from ed, let dave go. believe me, until all you people let him go, he can't move on himself.
dont you guys understand that?

you all know the REAL reasons why dave isn't with the band, and i'm sure you're not surprised either.
and why would that be?

So, while you guys all sit at home listening to reo speedwagon, and flock of seagulls and any other PAST band, i'll be sitting there 15 ft away from the earth's greatest guitarist watching and listening to him shred. and if i close my eyes for a minute or two, i'll hear the band VAN HALEN jamming together.

it's a shame for you, a damn shame.....

[azcrdnal]

and why would that be?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Top Jimmy
arrrrgggh!

I like THIS better!!

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
I like THIS better!!

This might sound a little "Freudian", but it sure looks like they are standing in front of a GIANT vagina? No? Big Hole on that bitch.

[perticelli]

azcardinal, can you read? i'm assuming you can because you post here...so what's your question?

And i wouldn't be so proud w/ that cardinals logo...they suck.
but that's another forum...

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by perticelli
azcardinal, can you read? i'm assuming you can because you post here...so what's your question?

And i wouldn't be so proud w/ that cardinals logo...they suck.
but that's another forum...

my question you say we all no why dave is not in the band why is that?

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by perticelli
azcardinal, can you read? i'm assuming you can because you post here...so what's your question?

And i wouldn't be so proud w/ that cardinals logo...they suck.
but that's another forum...

your mom sucks to but you don't see me posting that shit here. but that is another forum also.

[Lou]

Hey I just noticed that Van Hagar is playing exactly ONE date in the Southern U.S. Does the South have a reputation for Hagar-hating?

[WARF]

Awesome pic DLR engine!!!

[perticelli]

so you had to get personal. you had to bring my mom into it. i'll give you one warning because you dont know me. but if i ever see you, remind me i owe you a smack on the face. And be sure, i could care less how big or little you are. and i know, big words on the internet. but trust me. you dont know me.

If you were a decent human being, you would've taken that as a friendly cut that you could've returned to me about my team, if you would have asked. but you didn't. you reacted from where most people of your kind live...and that's the gutter. So enjoy yourself.

As for why isn't Dave in the band--i can't believe you guys here don't know why, and with your credibility where it is w/ me right now, i'm not giving you anything. Now if you want to apologize....

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by perticelli
so you had to get personal. you had to bring my mom into it. i'll give you one warning because you dont know me. but if i ever see you, remind me i owe you a smack on the face. And be sure, i could care less how big or little you are. and i know, big words on the internet. but trust me. you dont know me.

If you were a decent human being, you would've taken that as a friendly cut that you could've returned to me about my team, if you would have asked. but you didn't. you reacted from where most people of your kind live...and that's the gutter. So enjoy yourself.

As for why isn't Dave in the band--i can't believe you guys here don't know why, and with your credibility where it is w/ me right now, i'm not giving you anything. Now if you want to apologize....

you no you got me all wrong.im realy not one of those people you think i am.so because of that i do apologize.also if you are ever near phoenix let me no and i'll let you get that smack on me. now would you tell us why dave is not in the band? one more thing are you 100% sure dave is not in the band?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and they look so happy...just as the big-rock-party-band they used to be...

this aint the fucking 80s anymore so get over it

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by perticelli
so you had to get personal. you had to bring my mom into it. i'll give you one warning because you dont know me. but if i ever see you, remind me i owe you a smack on the face. And be sure, i could care less how big or little you are. and i know, big words on the internet. but trust me. you dont know me.

I'll bet you're a puss. Gonna smack me too, tough guy? Gimme a call whenever you're in Virginia Beach.

[GAR]

If Sammy Ogre was back "in" in, as in "in the band" back in, WHY WON'T THEY JUST WAIT TO RELEASE A NEW FULL ALBUM OF DROSS SILLY 80'S INFLUENCED NEW WAVE ROCK BULLSHIT instead of just throwing 3 new Ca-ca's onto a Best Of Volume 2 release?

This sounds like a lack of confidence..



I SUGGEST WE GIVE IT TO THE COUNCIL NO A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE ON BOV2~!!!

[GAR]

and GIVE that fat fag a haircut..

Its fucking stupid and gross.. not that I care, but he could replace Jerry Garcia in Grateful Dead with that hippie wig of his, full of cum n crap..

bugs
jellyfish
zigzag paper
blood
tampons
vomit
Banquet pot pie crust fragments..

[WARF]

Sammy Hagar does a great impersonation of an upsidedown mop!

[GAR]

.. or a right-side up overaged Drunken Hippie.

[Golden AWe]

I saw some Brit Awards on tv last night...the one with Cat Deeley as the host.

DURAN DURAN played some of their 80's hits there...it was way cooler than Van Hagar.

[davesgirl]

I left the country for 10 days, I got back yesterday to find out that Sammy is in the band, they'll tour over the summer and Dave has started an acting career. I'm absolutely crushed. The way I see it, the real Van Halen will never reunite and I can never go on vacation again. This is the worst day ever!

[madraoul]

Originally posted by davesgirl
I left the country for 10 days, I got back yesterday to find out that Sammy is in the band, they'll tour over the summer and Dave has started an acting career. I'm absolutely crushed. The way I see it, the real Van Halen will never reunite and I can never go on vacation again. This is the worst day ever!

Aw hell, don't worry about it. Van Halen died in 1985. Why see the MTV version? Security alert yellow, continue to vacation.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by GAR
and GIVE that fat fag a haircut..

Its fucking stupid and gross.. not that I care, but he could replace Jerry Garcia in Grateful Dead with that hippie wig of his, full of cum n crap..

bugs
jellyfish
zigzag paper
blood
tampons
vomit
Banquet pot pie crust fragments..

Fuck,the clear channel money could get liposuction done as well. The results?

cum
cum
tequila
cum
taco
cum
hairball

[perticelli]

you the "big" brother of az cardinal? you one of those "tough" motha's? you one of those guys who likes to get into fights? you been in alot of 'em too i bet.
you like to drink and get your courage up so you have an excuse to release your anger big guy?

azcardinal said some unkind things about my mother. she has nothing to do with this. he was man enough to apologize.

now how is that any business of yours?unless you're one of those guys who has to stick his nose in other's business.
now if you feel the need to get involved and you decide to get all pumped up, that's your business and i wont stop you. if you think i'm a puss, then let that thought help with your courage, and anything you need to feel 'big'.
if ever we should meet up and you feel the need to insult me or someone i care about, then we'll deal with that and each other at that time.
anything else you care to add?

Azcardinal, thx for the apology. i have no bone with you except what we've resolved.

As for dave, it's the old "who's ego is bigger" issue. they actually had some songs recorded and in the can last yr. Ed was willing to let things from the past stay there in the past. but he was honest w/ dave and, i'll admit, a bit egotistical. but even at that, he's right. he wanted dave to admit that He(ed) is the main force in the band, that it is Ed's band and that he is the main reason for their success. HE wanted dave to admit he was wrong when he left VH, that he wasn't the main reason for their success and coming back, he would be a part of it but not the main reason. and dave couldn't or wouldn't do that. even though we all know it's the truth. noone says dave wasnt a big part of them, he was. but we saw w/o dave how vh did great and dave ,w/o eddie didnt.
it was that simple. again, dave let us all down.

as for him being back now, the answer is no. am i 100% ? no. nothing is 100% in vh land

[Elitest]

where are the tour dates ?

I presume Im safe here in the UK

but the question is...

just HOW FAR can I lob a dog turd.......


and do I need a REALLY big sling ?

[perticelli]

and why would you be slinging a turd? Do you think Ed isn't a great musician?
Do you think Al cant play drums great?
How about Mikey-can he harmonize and play the bass?
And Sam, love him or not, he will be bringing the band out to play...

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by perticelli

if ever we should meet up and you feel the need to insult me or someone i care about, then we'll deal with that and each other at that time.
anything else you care to add?

Nope. Just bring it.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by perticelli
Do you think Al cant play drums great?
How about Mikey-can he harmonize and play the bass?

Gimme a fuckin' break. These two jokers are average........at best.

[perticelli]

hey big bad bwian,
are you a fan of VH or just DLR?

and are you a tough guy?
"nope, just bring it" . i think that's a quote from you.
Do you scare most of the people who know you ?
do get into alot of fights?

again, are you a tough guy?
you sure have alot of pent up anger inside. tell us a little about yourself and your childhood.?