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    Fair Warning

    I'm not one to spread rumors or deceit fans. You can pretty much disgard most of what you read on the Army as rumor, filthy fun, hear say, or complete fiction.

    I previously mentioned that Van Halen in its classic form would emerge from the jungle and be back in action for a 30th anniversay tour (76 - 06), new raw material, and a sexy box set. Please be patient. The day will come soon. I can certainly smell it, can you?

    Q: Why is the man, the myth, the legend currently perform a set list made up of 90% classic Van Halen songs?

    A: It's called rehearsal.

    Q:Why did Ray Luzier leave the DLR band?

    A: Because he was told that within a year he would be out of a job.

    Looking for clues: It certainly wasn't Colonel Mustard in the book depository with the elephant gun, or was it?

    Who dis?
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    Dunno if its true or not, but that pic kicks ASS!!!!
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    Q: Why is the man, the myth, the legend currently perform a set list made up of 90% classic Van Halen songs?

    A: It's called a living and most people remember the CVH moreso than his solo material.



    Q:Why did Ray Luzier leave the DLR band?

    A: He got a better gig that will prob. pay him more, with the securities of being an "official" member of a rock band.

    Not trying to be negative. In fact, if anything Ive been real positive for some time now about a real cvh reunion. ( I think we are closer to seeing Dave and Ed reunite w/o Mike and Al though)
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    Thanks, Dave. Now that you put it this way, it all adds up. I believe it. JohnBurrows is right 100% of the time. He knows too much stuff, and his pictures are surreal. I do smell it.
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    I've seen that picture somewhere else before...hmm.

    Anyways, a boxset would be nice, but a new album would be nicer. Solo, supergroup, CVH, whatever. ANYTHING
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    I want to believe all this too, it would be the epitome of the Ultimate Comeback Rock Group, Rock Concert.....period.


    Since Ray left and Pat Torpey is in....do you think Pat was told this is a "temporary" gig ?

    If this is true, then I am gathering the much needed pennies in my piggy bank for a ticket to the ultimate....

    Too bad Matt Sencio couldn't give us the pleasure of confirming this.
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    Somebody Said Fair Warning,,,,Lord,....Lord Strike That Poor Boy Down.
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    Not that it would matter one way or another, but, who, but the most hardcore of fans, would give a shit about the year 1976 as the top end of an "anniversary" tour?

    Why not wait until 2008 for the 30th anniversary of the first studio release?

    Still blowing smoke up asses from San JOSE? At least you're no longer pretending to be ROTH dick bag...
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    That picture is either from Ed's wall in his own house or some crazy lunatics basement who worship's Ed. I see guitars from 1978 all the way up to the current tour with fatso. I'm guessing it's a picture that Ed took himself and posted somewhere online. No way someone can duplicate all of that. There's also drills, sneakers and back stage passes hanging up there too. Hmmmm....
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    That's a room at 5150...


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    Get a load of this pic...





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    That Diver Down axe is fuckin sweet.
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    That old Flying V is the shit.
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    I like the black and white guitar with the circles on it...

    From the Unchained video...



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    Yeah, me too...





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    Check those Chuck Taylors' out. Fucking hardcore...that labia themed guitar probably just wants to get the fuck away from 'em.

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    Wish the guitar from little guitars was in the picture.
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    I hope Its true, I hope Its true,
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    That's a cool picture of the wall of VH history. It'd be cool to hang out there for the day play 'em all. Then I'd get boozed up with'ol Edward !
    When he's good 'n juiced I'll ask if can pick one to take with me.....

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    Rustoffa said it all...the Flying V...that motherfucker is worth more than all the other axes in that pic combined...
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    The solo in Hot For Teacher was played on that V...



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    Wow ....first off it's an interesting theory ya got goin' on there Mr. Burrows and the pictures ....I've never seen most of them, but I'm sure there's a ton more i haven't seen.

    With all these sub-par bands that fight and stay together, why can't the classic line-up shake hands, duke it out and shake hands and get it over with ?

    I don't care what condition Edward is in, what Dave's been doin' or whatever ... the magic is there when they DO get together and it's evident from "Me Wise Magic".

    If and when it happens, they will once again rewrite history and take this thing to a whole new level ....I mean if they're going to do it, do it up right !!!

    Someone's gotta get these threads to all four of the boys ...maybe they don't know the world is waiting ...
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    Is that Ed? Jesus he doesn't look good.
    Ye, lets hope that 2006 is the lucky year.
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    They know...

    It's too late...

    Never going to happen...

    They tried and got pretty close...

    I'm over it...



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    Originally posted by ELVIS
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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    That's a room at 5150...
    i think it's some guy's collection. i can't see Ed having a bunch of old tour laminates hanging from a peg by his guitars.
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    That pic is from a personal collection by a guy named Scott Smith.

    Here is his website with lots more pics...

    http://www.vanhalenguitars.com/
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    Originally posted by MikeVanHln
    That picture is either from Ed's wall in his own house or some crazy lunatics basement who worship's Ed. I see guitars from 1978 all the way up to the current tour with fatso. I'm guessing it's a picture that Ed took himself and posted somewhere online. No way someone can duplicate all of that. There's also drills, sneakers and back stage passes hanging up there too. Hmmmm....


    that pic is a fans collection for a fact. its been circulating for quite sometime. one of them fags from EVH.COM posted it and had a story about whos it was. look very closely at the paint jobs. not a match. although its an ass-kickin collection it is not 5150 studios or eds guitars. just some rich crazed fan. damn I'd like to have that double neck.
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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    That's a room at 5150...
    Has to be.
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    Wow, that's a personal collection? Some people have way too much time on their hands.

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    Originally posted by twonabomber
    i think it's some guy's collection. i can't see Ed having a bunch of old tour laminates hanging from a peg by his guitars.
    .....I thought so for a minute, I've seen rabid replica makers before, but I've NEVER seen anybody do a copy of the 'Women and Children First' Ibanez that perfectly...not to mention the 'Unchained' guitar and one I've only seen in the US festival boot....I think it's the real deal....:confused:

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    OK....that's the dude that had his shit up on www.collectguitars.com I've seen some of those pics before...


    what insane attetion to detail....I mean, some of those guitars Eddie played for what, one tour? One VIDEO? Holy shit.....
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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Get a load of this pic...




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    Man, I consider myself more than a casual CVH fan, but to think all of those guitars belong to a fan...

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