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    Thumbs down A rumor that Dave will join Van Hagar on stage...

    I bet those Van Hagar motherfuckers will plant a rumor that DLR will join the band on stage to help bump up ticket sales. The VH sisters know that only half—at best—of all VH fans will go to this, as well as only hard-core concert goers. Roth fans won’t go, but if they think there’s a chance that Dave will be there, these people may buy tickets.

    Fuck that!

    The only good thing that could come of this is everyone sitting through the show just to see Dave show up. Don’t buy into this horseshit. Let the Van Hagar faggots have their fun.

    Everybody knows Van Halen broke up in 1985. Nothing’s changed.

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    Hate to say it, but Van Hagar will do quite well on tour. I for one will not be there, but many will, including many on these boards even if they won't admit it.
    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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    I hate to say it but I think you are wrong. Many of the fans feel totally fucked over, (and rightly so) and theres no element of the original band involved in this charade. Why would you want to go ? To watch EVH play farken keyboards and then everyone do the Gay Hagar walk at the end of the show ? Fark that .... I bet someone could make a killing on this tour selling fake balls to stuff in your pants. Cos there will be a severe lack of them at these gigs..
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    You're awful upset over a rumor. I know it's alot to digest in one day but take deep breathes, count to 5 and slowly exhale. Then repeat the following phrase 10 times.
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    FARTS ON EDDIE!!

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    Yes ! We should all gang tackle Ed and fart all over him. That sounds like a good plan !

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    Re: A rumor that Dave will join Van Hagar on stage...

    Originally posted by Catfish
    I bet those Van Hagar motherfuckers will plant a rumor that DLR will join the band on stage to help bump up ticket sales. The VH sisters know that only half—at best—of all VH fans will go to this, as well as only hard-core concert goers. Roth fans won’t go, but if they think there’s a chance that Dave will be there, these people may buy tickets.

    Fuck that!

    The only good thing that could come of this is everyone sitting through the show just to see Dave show up. Don’t buy into this horseshit. Let the Van Hagar faggots have their fun.

    Everybody knows Van Halen broke up in 1985. Nothing’s changed.
    they're only playing VANHAGAR era.

    They should not have said that.

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    Originally posted by Catfish
    I bet those Van Hagar motherfuckers will plant a rumor that DLR will join the band on stage to help bump up ticket sales. The VH sisters know that only half—at best—of all VH fans will go to this, as well as only hard-core concert goers. Roth fans won’t go, but if they think there’s a chance that Dave will be there, these people may buy tickets.

    Fuck that!

    The only good thing that could come of this is everyone sitting through the show just to see Dave show up. Don’t buy into this horseshit. Let the Van Hagar faggots have their fun.

    Everybody knows Van Halen broke up in 1985. Nothing’s changed.
    i dont think ticket sales will be a problem
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    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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    I think they'll sell just fine...as much as I hate to say it...

    they'll do every bit as well as any of those old ass rockers out there today putting out their crap...

    who cares...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    I don't think they will rule the world like they did if Dave was back, but they will do just as good as say Poison. That's about all they are now. Nostalga. Haven't been relevent to ANYONE, Dave or Sammy fans, in about 10 years!!!
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    It will never be the show if "Dave was Quarterback".


    Fuck you Eddie.





    suck my shithole, Edward.

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    Originally posted by SilvioDante
    I don't think they will rule the world like they did if Dave was back, but they will do just as good as say Poison.
    Poison must not be doing that well, since Bret Michaels has moved to your (red)neck of the woods to become a country singer YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAW Look what the cows dragged in!!
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    I still bet we see Dave do some encore type appearances, like Mike Anthony did at the Sammy shows. Call me a dreamer, but I think they can tolerate one another ... in small dosages.

    I would settle for that at this point!
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    Originally posted by FORD
    Poison must not be doing that well, since Bret Michaels has moved to your (red)neck of the woods to become a country singer !!
    You calling me a redneck FORD???

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    you guys are forgetting that the older you get the more set in your ways we all get. so these old ass fuckers are pretty damn old by now.
    i dont' see it happen , they just will not change!
    look,i'll pay you for it...wtf?

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    Dave seems like an all or nothing kinda dude to me...
    So I dont think Cameo is in his nature. Then again, I would
    do a Cameo if they paid enough

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    I'd rather see Cameo. Word up!

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    Originally posted by Antman
    Hate to say it, but Van Hagar will do quite well on tour. I for one will not be there, but many will, including many on these boards even if they won't admit it.
    ?? I can tell members that think the tour is going to do well sure haven't taken the time to ready the excellent information on this Roth Army site.
    How many facts do you need that this tour is already bombing? Here's a fact, in 1995, Van Hagar toured for 8 months and only grossed $32 million. After that tour is when Hagar got booted. If you do the math and look at some of gslingers posts, CCC has guaranteed the VH boys personally, more for this 2004 tour than the whole '95 8 month tour grossed, yet they are playing 80% of the same junk they played in '95. Tickets back then were $35 and now they are $100 and VH tour arena's are half empty because of it. Eddie back then could still blister the stage, now he blisters his lips sucking on bottles of booze and cancer sticks 24/7. The 3 new VH songs suck; Sammy's a fat lying drunk also; there is a huge amount of touring acts on the road currently; no VH shows have sold out other than the Sat Las Vegas show because all the casinos bought tickets to bait people to come to Vegas for the weekend; for VH concerts played so far you could buy fantastic tickets on EBay for up to 90% off face value; and total VH ticket sales are off 40% from CCC projections according to gslingers posts.

    Do you see anything that says successful tour in any of this,,maybe I am missing something here.
    Hey you Van Dutch guys. Your names Neil & Bob or is that what you do!

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    Originally posted by gigolo
    ?? If you do the math and look at some of gslingers posts, CCC has guaranteed the VH boys personally, more for this 2004 tour than the whole '95 8 month tour grossed,
    Do you see anything that says successful tour in any of this,,maybe I am missing something here.
    I just think it sucks that the boys are maing so much money off of this half assed effoprt they are calling a tour. Damn, I wonder what they would pay to get Dave up there and see a real show?

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