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    When you fart and it stinks......

    Then you know it must REALLY stink to other people!
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    Very true. Or maybe you can only smell it and nobody else. One or the other works

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    A horrible thought....it's definitely happened to me before...i wish not to talk about it...
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    The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.

    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.

    You'd get a flock of people coming after you....

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    ...with knives

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    I mean in 60-storey buildings...

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    Farting silently amidst a crowd used to be kind of fun back in high school.... waiting around to see people's reaction was a gas!

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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.



    Someone needs to do a parody of Aerosmith's Love in a Elevator, called Fart in a Elevator

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    In the air, in the air honey one more time

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    Gonna be a penthouse pooper
    Gonna pluck my pubic hair
    I’m gonna be a real fast farter
    And have me smell the air

    Gotta get my timin’ right
    It’s a gas that I gotta pass
    I’ll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
    Kiss your stinky ass

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    Originally posted by The Scatologist
    Gonna be a penthouse pooper
    Gonna pluck my pubic hair
    I’m gonna be a real fast farter
    And have me smell the air

    Gotta get my timin’ right
    It’s a gas that I gotta pass
    I’ll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
    Kiss your stinky ass
    Happy birthday, Scatman!
    Have yourself a great party and, why not, a good stinky fart contest on top of it!
    It's your day, so make the most of it!


    Don't fart too close to the 20 candles on your b-day cake, though.
    Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 10-12-2005 at 08:03 AM.

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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    The ultimate in socializing is farting in elevators.

    LOL

    And be the first to go out of the elevator!

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