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How does Eddie Van Halen stay so trim? Most drunks have a gut!
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait! -
Constantly lifting those bottles of vino up to his gob must give him a workout. -
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Chain-smoking and vomiting alcohol keeps you lean....Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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If beer were his poison, things might be different.Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Eddie hasn't had a bite to eat since 1993. He's not human...he smokes 20 packs of cigarettes a day and drinks wine by the gallon. He stays thin because he isn't from this world.Comment
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5 stars bro!Originally posted by krcampbell
Eddie hasn't had a bite to eat since 1993. He's not human...he smokes 20 packs of cigarettes a day and drinks wine by the gallon. He stays thin because he isn't from this world.
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Being around Sam all these years,He probably hasnt been able to find anything too eat
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Not true...Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Most drunks have a gut!Comment
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Originally posted by mewisemagic
Being around Sam all these years,He probably hasnt been able to find anything too eat
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23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.Comment
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Nice responses guys, fuckin classic!http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!Comment
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Ed found out Karen Carpenter wasn't available as the next VH signer, so he decided to become her instead.Stay Frosty, muthas!Comment
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DAVE kinda alluded to it in that CLASSIC ROCK interview....
HEROIN keeps the weight off...he's trying to become Iggy Pop...just not as interesting!!!Comment
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no way! Eddie is way to rich to be a spoon burner.Originally posted by Matt White
DAVE kinda alluded to it in that CLASSIC ROCK interview....
HEROIN keeps the weight off...he's trying to become Iggy Pop...just not as interesting!!!Comment
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Yeah...and Whitney Houston is too rich to be a CRACK-HEAD!!!Originally posted by col5150
no way! Eddie is way to rich to be a spoon burner.
Jimmy Page is a billionaire and only got off HEROIN in the mid-80's!!!Comment
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