Spammy to Stern- Aliens Downloaded My Brain in '68

[degüello]

Taken from marksfriggin.com, a site devoted to summarizing and archiving the contents of Stern shows:
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"Howard wanted to talk to Sammy about being abducted by Aliens when he was 19 or 20 years old. He read something that Sammy wrote about being abducted way back in 1968. He admitted that he sounded like a nut talking about aliens but he thinks that the aliens downloaded all of the information from his brain. He said they called them ''The Nine'' because they're from the ninth dimension. Sammy said he wasn't doing drugs back then either. Sammy told Howard that they downloaded his brain information and loaded it into his brain, that's why he is who he is. Sammy told Robin that he couldn't see the aliens because they were just energy. He believes that the aliens gave him information for everything he's done in his life.

Howard took a call from an Alien researcher from a group called MUFON. He wanted Sammy to do an interview with them. Sammy told the guy to just print what Howard had just gone over. He couldn't book an interview at this time."
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[Panamark]

Those farken aliens have a lot to answer for !

[ELVIS]

Who cares.. Aliens prefer Roth in Van Halen!

[Chris]

Truth be told...

They must have downloaded Sam's brain and never put it back.

[Panamark]

yeah but didnt they upload it again ?? I think they downloaded it, thought "this is crap", then uploaded it again :p

[Sarge]

where is the Bette Midler connection then

[Full Bug]

Maybe it was a mass abduction and they uploaded some Links members brains as well, would explain alot......

[tjvhou812]

that the dumbest thing i ever heard hagar say

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
that the dumbest thing i ever heard hagar say

Give him a day or two, I bet he will top it......

[degüello]

It's funny, I was just thinking that, as mildly out-there as these Spammy alien remarks are, they're probably the most interesting thing I've ever heard come out of his mouth.

I don't think the guy's ever made one memorable remark about anything at all; his interviews are as bland, boring, and predictable as his lyrics and music.

This ranks as maybe the one remotely engaging statement the man's ever made in his life, which ain't saying much.

[FORD]

Recently declassified NASA photo of Samuel Roy Hagar, shortly after his alien abduction.

[Pink Spider]

My theory is that these aliens learned to communicate from cheap greeting cards that went on to influence Sammy's writing.

What better way though is there to study primitive human intelligence than by abducting Sammy Hagar?

[thefive]

Sammy Sucks
thefive

Dresses so gay.

[Full Bug]

More from Sammy about his Aliens.....

Blabbermouth.net quotes Hagar as saying, "It's been a long, long time, but back in about '68, in Fontana, California, I had this unbelievable experience…I'm a firm believer—have seen, have felt, have been contacted three or four different times. I have received information that has been valuable in my life from those people, and they have used me. I'm gonna sound like a complete nut here, but they have used me in an experimental fashion. The easiest way to put it is that they downloaded my brain information. When I was about 19 or 20, they downloaded everything that was in my head. And I caught 'em doin' it! I woke up in the middle of the night, thinkin', 'What's goin' on?' They were like, 'Oh, my god, he's waking up!' But this was all telepathy—there were no words being spoken. And as soon as I woke up—it was probably three o'clock in the morning—my whole room was so bright that I could hardly keep my eyes open. I was wide-awake, I could not move, eyes open, white room, they were still disconnecting—and when they did, it just went 'bang!' Everything went back to normal, back to black. I was shaking, I almost passed out, I was sick to my stomach and almost had to throw up, it was so scary…

"It sent me on a course of curiosity. I bought a telescope, and I started reading UFO books, and I just got into the whole thing. And since then, there have been three or four other contacts with the same group of people. I don't know who…they are, but I've narrowed them down to a people called the Nine, who are called that because they're from the Ninth Dimension. I've named my publishing company the Nine Music after them. It's a crazy thing, man. But to me, anyone who thinks we're the only ones here, despite the vastness of the entire universe, is…crazy. Those people gotta be put away—no the guys having these contacts!"
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Sammy is in a dimension all his own.....

[FORD]

So according to the Chedmaster, there's these 9 aliens flying around the universe pulling strings so love can walk in, and occasionally downloading the brains of second rate rock stars??

I thought extraterrestrials were supposed to be a more intelligent life form? :confused:

[Tanarus]

The Red Rockers Better....Mos tiquila!!!

[John Ashcroft]

Maybe this was a hostile act of aggression from these aliens... The precursor to Independence Day... First they ruin rock and roll by introducing cheesy love songs, you know, to soften us all up. Then they send the forces.

Wasn't there a "Queer Eye" Southpark episode that covered this?

[FORD]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Maybe this was a hostile act of aggression from these aliens... The precursor to Independence Day... First they ruin rock and roll by introducing cheesy love songs, you know, to soften us all up. Then they send the forces.

Wasn't there a "Queer Eye" Southpark episode that covered this?

No, that was crab people, not aliens

[stringfelowhawk]

They uploaded and downloaded all the info in his brain? That couldn't have taken very long! But it does explain why he's so dilusional to actually believe he sold more than Classic Van Halen!

Who do these aliens work for? Napster maybe?

[John Ashcroft]

Oh yeah, same concept though...

Maybe that explains it all.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Tanarus
The Red Rockers Better....Mos tiquila!!!

it's Mas Tequila. Learn how to spell it!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Sarge
where is the Bette Midler connection then

maybe she was in the pod next to him?

[LooseMenace]

It's a true story.
For you see, I am 10 of the Nine. You may know my concubine, 6.

Yes. You have guessed correctly. (See, Ragnoobi? Humans are not the dumbest animals on Earth. Asparagus has them beat....barely.) We are the Borg.

Samuel has performed his task well. All of your ability to distinguish between Relevant Interplanetary Artistry and Cosmic Cheese Whiz is completely obliterated. Just the way we like 'em. Crunchy on the outside, tender and juicy on the inside.

Prepare for assimilation.