A friend brought to my attention asking me what my thoughts would be if RALPH SAENZ (from the Atomic Punks fame....best VH Tribute Band that plays Nationwide and praised in DLR's Crazy from the Heat)
were to audition?
I told my friend that Ralph is a huge DLR Fan...don't think he'd try to front the current VH. My friend said she wouldn't be so sure since MONEY TALKS?
Do you think $$$ could persuade RALPH to audition ????
Ralph can't sing worth a shit...
Oh that would be great, hire DLR's cover version to the band.
That's what Dave did...
Twice...
It would almost be like if Roth got Punks guitarists to play for him...
which of course...
he would never...
ever...
do...
twice...
oh...
that is all...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Damn Poj, we're on the same wavelength tonight...
What's up with that ??
Holy Fuck...
Twice even...
that is all...
Twice...
Maybe dave should audition for the punks then....
I always thought It'd be neat if VH pulled a ripper owens.
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
You see what I'm saying hombre...
You spend enuff time here...
anything can happen...
It's like the fucking Disney World of the dyslexic...
thank you very much...
and have a nice night...
Maybe they all should audition for INXS...
Who ??
REM...
Elvis - you have a point.....
I think VH is dying to perform their old material.....at best, during their concerts on the 2004 Tour, the crowd only really ROARED during the few ROTH Era songs played (and they were nothing worth listening to hearing Spammy or MA sing them - it was like nails on a chalk board...I couldn't take it).........so I do think the 1978-1985 catalog of songs would be what EVH & AVH want to perform with their Frontman.
But I really wonder......would the possibility of FAME and $$$ as well as being a "ROCKSTAR" pursuade RALPH to audition, rather than to continue his tribute gigs on a weekly basis, doing someone else's material and dressing up as a long-haired glam rocker?
"Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08
Of course it would, but Ralph has a dumb name, he's fat, and he can't sing very well...
Wait, sounds right up Ed's alley...
ralph is one hell of a singer, i have never seen him in person, but i have checked out many videos and mp3's on the punks site. but i dont think he would do it. besides he sounds and kinda looks like dave,that would probly drive the sisters crazy!
look,i'll pay you for it...wtf?
Whatever...
but fuck the sisters! they dont care about nobody but them.
selves...
yep
I just saw the Atomic Punks at the Whisky-a-go-go in Hollywood on Saturday night and they ROCK!
For those of us who need our VH Fix, Ralph and the boys do the trick - at least in between waiting for the next DLR Concert.
But I, too, don't think that Ralph would do it........then again...he might be enticed by the opportunity to record at 5150 and drive a Maserati, rather than an Audi ??
Uh you're kidding right Elvis, he has a great voice. And he sounds great singing other shit, in fact he sounds better singing things other than VH.Originally posted by ELVIS
Ralph can't sing worth a shit...
Ralph would join VH in a heartbeat if asked.
Will never happen, probably.
"If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks
"Carpe Mammarium"
I can't see Van Halen pulling a Judas Priest...now, I loved Ripper (still do), and it worked for them, but it won't work for anybody else anymore...not after the Rock Star movie, anyway...
Twistin' by the pool.
when did Ralph go and get fat?Originally posted by ELVIS
Of course it would, but Ralph has a dumb name, he's fat, and he can't sing very well...
haven't seen him in years but he was looking good then
I read where Ralph said he would do VH only if it was offered to DLR first and he turned it down
I don't think Ed would want a Roth fan in the band, which is why he doesn't want Roth.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
he didn't get fat, did he?Originally posted by bantonelli
I just saw the Atomic Punks at the Whisky-a-go-go in Hollywood on Saturday night and they ROCK!
For those of us who need our VH Fix, Ralph and the boys do the trick - at least in between waiting for the next DLR Concert.
But I, too, don't think that Ralph would do it........then again...he might be enticed by the opportunity to record at 5150 and drive a Maserati, rather than an Audi ??
This must be rather recent; he's not what I'd call "fat"... not quite yet!
But while searching through google, I realized Ralph (I haven't heard anything by Van Heineken yet, and I'd never seen their frontman yet either) is much of an impersonator. On each pic he looks like he thinks he is Dave. I don't dig it at all.
OK, this is a tribute band but, no matter how good they may be - and they seem to be, reading about reactions - the art of impersonation will always make me feel uneasy.
Ralph can do other stuff than CVH, the most exciting repertoire, all right; Diamond is the coolest model, all right; but impersonating somebody up to that degree, however skillful you have to prove to be, has something embarrassing IMO.
But I might be missing the point.:confused:
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Ralph's a cool guy. Can't see that happening, though. But then, you never know what mountains of CA$H can accomplish....
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.
Ralph doesn't think he's DLR, Jesus. In fact, you don't see anywhere where the Punks ever say they're Van Halen or even do gay shit like, "Starring Bill as David Lee Roth." They leave that stupid wannabe crap for the "other" VH tribute bands. They use their own names, they don't try to be VH (if you've been to a show you'd know they say that), but they're a fucking VH tribute band. Why would Ralph not at least try to look like Dave on stage for the show? Plus he does anyway.
And above that he's a cool guy with an awesome voice, and could sing anyone on this site under the table. If you've heard him do shit other than Van Halen, you'd know that the guy can flat out sing, so stop slamming him, you sound like a bunch of fucking jealous retards.
Dave wishes he still sounded half as good as Ralph does.
Ralph is NOT Fat at all.
I was a huge skeptic going to see the Punks for the first time - alot of my friends said they were great, but I wasn't sure what to expect. I went to my first show at House of Blues-Disneyland and it was sold out (this is the usual) and the minute Ralph and the boys hit the stage, the first thing he tells the audience is that "We DON'T think we're Van Halen, we are fans and celebrate the ROTH-era music." Ralph also points out that you will NOT hear Spammy era songs done.
At that point, my respect for Ralph elevated that much more. I read an interview with him where he was questioned on if CVH got back together, it would put Ralph out of a job and even he said he wished Dave and the brothers would reunite because he is a huge DLR/CVH fan.
Is he your girlfriend BRETT?Originally posted by Brett
Ralph doesn't think he's DLR, Jesus. In fact, you don't see anywhere where the Punks ever say they're Van Halen or even do gay shit like, "Starring Bill as David Lee Roth." They leave that stupid wannabe crap for the "other" VH tribute bands. They use their own names, they don't try to be VH (if you've been to a show you'd know they say that), but they're a fucking VH tribute band. Why would Ralph not at least try to look like Dave on stage for the show? Plus he does anyway.
And above that he's a cool guy with an awesome voice, and could sing anyone on this site under the table. If you've heard him do shit other than Van Halen, you'd know that the guy can flat out sing, so stop slamming him, you sound like a bunch of fucking jealous retards.
Dave wishes he still sounded half as good as Ralph does.
And my opinion on this crapola with ROCKSTAR:VH is that the ONLY reason this may have worked for INXS is because their frontman died......had Michael Hutchence still been around, he'd still be in the band as long as he wasn't drugged out. I don't think they'd fire him and get someone else.
VH.....I'm convinced that the same success is not going to happen for them. Their whole legacy is built on the mountain that Dave helped to Dig.... (Gary & Spammy only helped dig the ditch.)
MONEY TALKS, AND I JUST SAW RALPH IN TEMPE AZ WITH HIS OTHER ACT METALSKOOL, OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT, AND HE'S NOT FAT. HE'S AS GOOD AS YOUR GONNA GET IF YOU WANT A DAVE CLONE, AND NAILS ALL THE CLASSIC STUFF. HE CAN SING VH GREAT. SEEN THE PUNKS MANY TIMES, AND NEVER LET DOWN. THEY KICK BIG CLASSIC VH ASS.
SPINALPUNK
I saw Ralph in his other band (not sure if they are still around) called Metal Shop and they did all kinds of 80's rock tunes. Ralph was incredible. He nailed every song. He has the voice, the looks and such a good sense of humor. He had me LMAO a few times. Some folks didn't get it, and that made it even funnier.
It was a great time.
I downloaded some Metalshop that was pretty cool, the vocals were ok...
I wouldn't want RAALPHH to get a big head...
uhh hu hu hu hu hu hhu hu
Originally posted by Brett
Ralph doesn't think he's DLR, Jesus. In fact, you don't see anywhere where the Punks ever say they're Van Halen or even do gay shit like, "Starring Bill as David Lee Roth." They leave that stupid wannabe crap for the "other" VH tribute bands. They use their own names, they don't try to be VH (if you've been to a show you'd know they say that), but they're a fucking VH tribute band. Why would Ralph not at least try to look like Dave on stage for the show? Plus he does anyway.
Do you spit or swallow ??
And above that he's a cool guy with an awesome voice, and could sing anyone on this site under the table. If you've heard him do shit other than Van Halen, you'd know that the guy can flat out sing, so stop slamming him, you sound like a bunch of fucking jealous retards.
You know I'm just pushing buttons, as usual...
Dave wishes he still sounded half as good as Ralph does.
Hmmm...
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