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Breasts,
ROTH ARMY STAFF
http://www.rotharmy.com/insult.shtml
Brought to you by the same fuckers who brought you this site.
Hurl a few of these when you see Sir Slappy at the local buffet
Breasts,
ROTH ARMY STAFF
just a sample
Dear Sammy Hagar: You have less value than the contents of a slop bucket in an enema clinic. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: give yourself a lobotomy with a hammer and chisel, you pussy-whipped panty fetishist.
Dear Sammy Hagar: You have less value than a fart from a flea's ass. Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor: dress up as a KKK member at a Black Panther meeting, you bucktoothed bubble-brained butthead.
Classic shit!
Eat Us And Smile
Listen to the Mike Malloy show, and hear the truth. 6: 00 PM Pacific/9: 00 Eastern
Originally Posted by VanHalener
Dear Sammy Hagar: Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor become a suicide bomber, you Riverdancing Shirley Temple impersonator.
..for more grate put downs , please see my spat with 'david lee roth' in main
Joe Rogan: every good message board needs a flappo.
Someday you'll come to recognize these words as gospel. Until then, use the forum search for "popgear" and humble yourself before the work of the master.
Dear Sammy Hagar: You're worth less than the words used to dismiss you. Do everyone misfortunate enough to know you a favor: tie a large rock around your ankle and go swimming in some white water rapids, you unintelligible poppycock-peddler.
Dear Sammy Hagar: Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a snake pit and play Twister with the rattlesnakes, you rimmer of skunk anus.
Dear Sammy Hagar: If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko?
Dear Sammy Hagar: Shut up before I come over there and kick your nuts so hard they dislodge your tonsils into where your eyeballs used to be right before I grabbed your mother's dildo out of your father's ass and used it to poke your brain out through the back of your gimp cranium.
Dear Sammy Hagar: Your total worth amounts to less than the Down Syndrome result of the escaped lunatic's sperm that fertilized your sister's rectum, Clown. If life was fair, you would die a slow and painful death in some godforsaken wilderness, you rectal rim-polishing runt with a patented Twist N' Tuck tongue technique.
Oh, Christ, this is fuckin' comical.....
Dear Sammy Hagar: [Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.
Dear Sammy Hagar: Here's hoping that your sypillis ridden vaginal lips get caught in a wood chipper while Dave is giving your wife her first taste of manhood. You mama is...oh shit. Sorry, you're so old that bitch must either be pushing up daisies or giving head on her deathbed. Get your wrinkled ass and new teeth honed by years of blowing Mexican border guards over to the Old Country Buffet before the four o'clock special ends you fucking senior citizen tequila soliciting pig fucker.
Damn, this is fun.
Last edited by madraoul; 03-27-2004 at 10:30 PM.
Dear Sammy Hagar,
You're so dirty, when you jump in the ocean, you leave a ring around the shore.
You're so dirty, you did the splits and stuck to the floor.
You're so dirty, you made Speed Stick slow down.
You're so dirty, you threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
You're so dirty, you use your dirty clothes as a weapon.
You're so dirty, you have to creep up on bath water.
You're so dirty, the government uses your bath water for chemical weapons.
You're so dirty, I talked to you over the computer, and you gave me a virus.
You're so dirty, while you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing an oxygen mask.
You're so dirty, every time you open your mouth, you're literally talking shit.
You're so dirty, you bring crabs to the beach.
You're so dirty, you made Right Guard call for backup.
You're so dirty, even the fishery paid you to leave.
You're so dirty, Ozzy Osbourne refused to bite your head off.
You're so dirty, the Nat'l Weather Agency has to assign names to your farts.
You're so dirty, skunks run from you.
You're so dirty, a skunk smelled your ass and passed out.
You're so dirty, tramps shake their heads when you walk by.
You're so dirty, you went swimming, and now we have the Dead Sea.
You're so dirty, you joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, you.
You're so dirty, you're like Shaq - you don't fake the funk.
You're so dirty, flies land on your picture.
You're so dirty, you have to use Black Flag for a deodorant.
You're so dirty, lice visit you on their vacations.
You're so dirty, not even flies would go near you.
....I paid her for it, what the fuck.......
You're just a scrub, Cunto.
The Generator is XLNT
Dear Sammy Hagar: If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you, got it fucko?
..spammy is the musical equivalent of navel lint , his cuntribution to the history of music is less than a flea with a bad case of halitosis , his only claim to fame is being fired from two big time bands ( van HALEN and montrose ) for being an incompetent old drunken lard arse with the musical capabilites of a squashed grape pip and his zero-lasting non-legacy will be obscured by britney spear's drummer breaking wind..
..spammy makes a drop of rain on the windshield look monumental , talkin' 'bout windshields..
good too see alot of ya have sam on your mind....
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
this is a roth site.. but it seems more people talk about sammy... there either bashing him or praising him.... dont know bout you but sammy get alot of talk on this
The worst thing whith you Sammy is that you call yourself a rock singer,people say that your are a copycat,off what ? your are a discrease to the name off VAN HALEN:
who sayshe a copycat... nobody dick face
Seems that a wayward little lamb has strayed from the flock without realizing the basis for this thread
Yep, and the poor soul needs English lessons. Sad, he was the child left behind.
Go away, little boy. We're onto you.....
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
Blackflag on DLR
CHICAGO BEARS ALLSTARS, BABY!!
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j1...switchBear.jpg
Who is Sammy Hagar?
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who is Sammy Hagar?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
Fucken LOVE it~!
Yuk.
Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.
Dear Sammy Hagar, It appears you do have fans! It's great to see that your legion is so fired up that the are willing to use words like "poo poo" and "farter." Please keep the hits coming as you give these miserable souls something to jerk off to. Yep, it's time to enjoy your steamed carrot and hit the stage you fat assed Jimmy Buffett wannabe. Here's hoping that someday you will be more relevant than a fuckin' love song from a K-Tel best of Donnie and Marie collection.Originally posted by Rubnose
Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.
sonofabitch! that insult generator is turnin' into hal from 2001!Originally posted by madraoul
Dear Sammy Hagar, It appears you do have fans! It's great to see that your legion is so fired up that the are willing to use words like "poo poo" and "farter." Please keep the hits coming as you give these miserable souls something to jerk off to. Yep, it's time to enjoy your steamed carrot and hit the stage you fat assed Jimmy Buffett wannabe. Here's hoping that someday you will be more relevant than a fuckin' love song from a K-Tel best of Donnie and Marie collection.
What's wrong with that Dave? Dave, oh Dave give me a fuckin' break.
Dave......what are you doing Dave?.........Originally posted by madraoul
What's wrong with that Dave? Dave, oh Dave give me a fuckin' break.
I'm geetin' on top of my rhinocerous, unpluggin this big shitty spaceship and ridin' off into tha airbrushed sunset.......motherfuckers...
Oh, my bleeding eyeballs! I've been places with this face you wouldn't go to without a pistol. Oh, the humanity!!!!!
the flashpots were devastating...it was like the tet offensive.
Yea. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. I don't know what mandraoul is talking about but we all hate you and wish you a mercifulless death to you and yours you carpet bagging old as fire piece of shit. You goatee growing sunglasses wearing non 55 driving wish I was Dave alien brain downloading nose nugget eater.Originally posted by madraoul
Dear Sammy Hagar, It appears you do have fans! It's great to see that your legion is so fired up that the are willing to use words like "poo poo" and "farter." Please keep the hits coming as you give these miserable souls something to jerk off to. Yep, it's time to enjoy your steamed carrot and hit the stage you fat assed Jimmy Buffett wannabe. Here's hoping that someday you will be more relevant than a fuckin' love song from a K-Tel best of Donnie and Marie collection.
Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Cy Sperling consulting Magna Carta label releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!
Hey Sammy why don't you have an all you can eat buffet reunion.
Tee-he-he!
Nam, don't get me started. Flashpots like you wouldn't believe. RELENTLESS!
Hey Sammy I just farted and it smells just like the Balance CD.
Yuk-yuk-yuk!
Hey Sperm Bank:
SCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT.............
TAKE THAT YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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