Naw man....the flashpots at the show! you freakin' out on me???Originally posted by madraoul
Nam, don't get me started. Flashpots like you wouldn't believe. RELENTLESS!
Naw man....the flashpots at the show! you freakin' out on me???Originally posted by madraoul
Nam, don't get me started. Flashpots like you wouldn't believe. RELENTLESS!
Outstanding! We are all in agreement that Hagar is a senior citizen, no talent, booze peddling pillow biter. No wonder why he wants red.Originally posted by Rubnose
Yea. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. I don't know what mandraoul is talking about but we all hate you and wish you a mercifulless death to you and yours you carpet bagging old as fire piece of shit. You goatee growing sunglasses wearing non 55 driving wish I was Dave alien brain downloading nose nugget eater.
Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Cy Sperling consulting Magna Carta label releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!
Yea, Sammy you fart nose bastard. Gravel voiced bleach blond mexican residing anti American Van Halen infiltrating Republican band fan divider.
Oh, by the way I got 8th row at the Meadowlands.
Nah, flashpots and rotating drum kits. Just like Whitesnake, Quiet Riot, Kindonm Come.Originally posted by rustoffa
Naw man....the flashpots at the show! you freakin' out on me???
Eighth row, eh? So you only have to suck Mike's dick. Enjoy the show. Got glowsticks?Originally posted by Rubnose
Yea, Sammy you fart nose bastard. Gravel voiced bleach blond mexican residing anti American Van Halen infiltrating Republican band fan divider.
Oh, by the way I got 8th row at the Meadowlands.
Dear Sammy,
Help stop pollution: shut your mouth forever and forget to inhale indefinately.
Beast,
G8!!
oy !
HAGARRRRRR!
NO!
oooOOOOoooo ...I love it when you get fiesty!Originally posted by Elitest
oy !
HAGARRRRRR!
NO!
Grrrrr! Grrrrrrr!
Fancy a banana?
Sammy... when you sing, you sound like a sick cat who's choking on a rat.
:p Spammy, I'm afraid the bleach from the hair dye has infiltrated your brain cells and short circuited your rational thinking. You can't possibly believe that you're better for Van Halen than His Royal Rothness?
RINSE, GOSH DAMN IT! RINSE!
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
Blackflag on DLR
not any more thanksOriginally posted by Funkmonkey
Fancy a banana?
Okie dokie.Originally posted by Elitest
not any more thanks
But I'll keep this pineapple handy.
Originally posted by Rubnose
Hey Sammy you lead singer replacing poo poo head. You are so stupid to join the most popular band in the world (at the time) when their lead singer quit on them you..you...you...farter. They called you in their desperation and with you kept it going and now you are the bad guy you...you...you...lemon headed singer replacer. We hate you for filling an open position you dumb fuck. One would have to be an idiot to accept a job with the greatist band ever. You troll. You sandal wearing, tequila selling old poodle permed fat ass. Dave rules and you blow.
fuckin' asshole you never , never be like DAVID he's a real singer n' you are a fuckn'fat bastard
"life can be good with the right people"- andi deris
Woman Of Dark Desires
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Dear Sam Roy Hagar, Nice to see you begin your career as a Roger Daltrey wannabe. That worked real well with your Montrose bullshit. You can divorce 20 wives and you still cannot touch Dave. Why even try Van Halen? Sappy Sappy and yes more Sappy.
Please don't tell me that only the women wears sandals, I wear any summer... wossap, may I have a sort of Spammy syndrome? :-(
Who is Sammy Hagar?
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Who is Sammy Hagar?
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
WHOA I'm into laughs..
Then tell me -
Who is Bette Midler?
Really? Who is Bette Midler?
Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Really? Who is Bette Midler?
whew.. glad we're clear o'THAT then..
Yea. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. I don't know what mandraoul is talking about but we all hate you and wish you a mercifulless death to you and yours you carpet bagging old as fire piece of shit. You goatee growing sunglasses wearing non 55 driving wish I was Dave alien brain downloading nose nugget eater.
Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Cy Sperling consulting Magna Carta label releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!
But he is going to be leading the Biggest Tour of the Year........and Dave isnt
na na na naa naaaahOriginally posted by marchin2mars
But he is going to be leading the Biggest Tour of the Year........and Dave isnt [/B]
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It should be DLR, I wish Eddie Van Headcase would relize thats what the people want. I know there is alot of Sammy Bashing on the site but would you turn down the potential tour of the year and all that $$$.
They always say they try to stay true to the fans, if they mean it then give us what we want . A tour with Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They always say they try to stay true to the fans, if they mean it then give us what we want . A tour with Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um....they tried......TWICE......but Dave couldnt quit looking in the mirror long enough to realize He was just 1/4 of the equation
Finally, someone speaks the truth. Like VH didnt want to try again with dlr. They did in 2000. He is just not the same dlr anymore.Originally posted by marchin2mars
They always say they try to stay true to the fans, if they mean it then give us what we want . A tour with Roth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um....they tried......TWICE......but Dave couldnt quit looking in the mirror long enough to realize He was just 1/4 of the equation
its almost 5150 time
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
Dear Santa Hagar,
I want: a pair of Red shoes, a trix rabbit and a new choochoo twain..
Love,
Garrett
y r u posting pics of your MOM on every thread u participate on?
so that's the whole u fell out of? no wonder your a fuckin' wandering idiot!
make sure when u get done eatin', slobberin' and suckin' on MOM's tasty ass, u give DAD a big kiss goodnite...w/ tongue, of course.
goodnite slappy...
whats up w/all the shit going on
haha.. you tell us?
Do you share your PC with user ID "PierceBrosnan"?
dear sammy : why you don't just kill yourself n' make us all happy , there's nothin' more to say
good morning everybody!
Last night i was thinking: what 's sammy?
A man,a woman,a alien,a animal?
He's a lesbian or a fag?
He's single,married?
Do this thing have kids?
Sometime i just wonder, please help me!
little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
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...it's just not the same band anymore, as well.Originally posted by L.S.D.
He is just not the same dlr anymore.
Think this Davism says it all: "Seriously, I don't have any rivals. You can't have me and a second-rate impersonation of me and tell me that here's my rival. No contest! There is such a thing as being original. Without it, no matter how good the impersonation, you're nothing."
DEAR SAMMY PLEASE PLAY THE OLD STUFF TOO
OR YOU STINK HAHAHAAA
Originally posted by marchin2mars
Yea, Sammy. Someone does like you somewhere you fat bastard. Your songs all suck and you are a washed up crypt keeper looking Weight-Watcher consulting cum releasing tequila pitching fucking Hobbit. Shit bag. Douche bottle. Scrotum hair. Poopie breath!
But Dave is going to reunite with Van Halen and will then be leading the Biggest Tour of the Year........and Spammy won't
Fagar, you are and will always be the RED RECTUM.
:p
This is the highlight of my day! I love this thing! Keep up those zingers.
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Me, myself, and I
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ego and all!
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