Dear Roy:You are a fat bag of shit since you come from fontana im' surprised that you are so fat, most of your kind from the inbred empire are so strung out on meth,they make ethiopians look obese.Having said that, your sing... shrilling sounds worse than rats fucking, you watch the food channel like most people watch porno.flies wont' even land on your filthy carcass. Your father should have done us all a favor and jacked off into a tissue.
Dear sammy Hagar:you have less value than a mixture of ass chewed lima beans and Bill Clintons pubic hairs!HAHA
Sammy Rocks Fuck all of you fucking David Lee Roth Gay Fucking Loving Queers
Anyone who Likes David Lee Roth Has To e A Fucking Queer Put A Guitar In His Hands And See What He Can Do With It.
Dear Sammy, Thanks for being such an original breath of fresh air, when every other frontman was too busy relishing their own stench, you were working hard to make sure that rock would never die. And the fact that you chose not to wear the same outfit that wore the night before at an S&M joint shows your class and dedication to the music. Unlike all those leather clad ladies.
Dear Spam:
Fuck you and the SHEEP you ride to Cabo!
Dear Sammy,
Will ya quit buying up ALL the capris?
Summer's comin and my old lady cant find any.
Hey thanks, you cocktard.
-D
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
Dear Sammy Hagar: Stop singing like a witless Eunuch while rubbing Rogaine on your swollen manboobs in the hope of growing some chest hair and come away from that window you are wiggling your ass out thinking some passing stranger will grope it for the first sexual experience of your worthless life, and get over here so I can force-feed you a generous helping of Shut The Fuck Up.
Originally posted by sammysupporter
Dear Sammy, Thanks for being such an original breath of fresh air, when every other frontman was too busy being heterosexual, you were busy servicing your gay fans! And the fact that you chose not to wear the same Ronald McDonald outfit that wore the night before at an S&M joint shows your class and dedication to the music and to fisting men. Unlike all those leather clad ladies. God I hate women!
Originally posted by Hooger
Anyone who Likes David Lee Roth, please be really gay! I am A Fucking Queer Put A Penis In My Hands And See What I Can Do With It.
Dear Sammy Hagar:
As your act goes downhill, some objective advice:
1) Don't go into the restaurant business, the beef in your head has rotted and mutated into dung.
2) Don't attack other peoples' hairstyles when other people have what you never do: BRAINS!
3) Don't become a male stripper! You'll commit the potentially worst atrocity known to mankind: FEMALE GENOCIDE! (The rest of us need to keep the bar of humanity rising, you know)
Dear Sammy Hagar,
Didn't Beck write a song about you some years ago? LOSER!
Why don't you sing that ditty at your next crime of a gig?
Sammy,
If you stay still for long enough the dung flies might be your new best friends.
Dear Sammy,
Just wanted to tell you that you suck.
Thank you,
New Roth army Recruit,
Dirty Duck
...and you suck and suck and suck and suck
A MASSIVE COCK coming out of your own head!
I'm not a big fan of this thread. Although some of the insults are brilliant. However some of them are fucking shit. Stupid bastards.
Originally posted by IWantSomeToo!!
I'm not a big fan of this thread. Although some of the insults are brilliant. However some of them are fucking shit. Stupid bastards.
Well I'm a big fan of your user name for comedic purposes.
I want some tool ??
hahahahahahaha
hilarious stuff
personally I think all the insults are brilliant.
Welcome to the site but ease your way in before you start with
the critiques.
The username I wanted was taken by someone... And I'm told the person who took it is a complete twat.Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Welcome to the site but ease your way in before you start with
the critiques.
Go to Mexico and they will ask, What does a fat, white Honkie know about Tequilla? answer: The same thing he knows about being a Front Man, Jack Shit! The new and improved Van Halen will piss a lot of people off when they realize how robbed they were by this Roody Poo Candy Ass, non singing, non performing, panty wearing, Tequilla humping, self serving, self centered sack of Shit named Sammy Hagar!
My prediction is that the Tour of 2007 will clear about $300,000,000.00 dollars in the first six months. Kiss cleared 267,000,000.00 in the first six months of thier reunion. Van Halen was much bigger than Kiss was in 1984 and they produced better shows, better music, better sound quality and of course high demand. I also believe Van Halen has more staying power for future success if they don't Shit all over this opportunity to Rise up and serve the fans who have waited forever to see this day. Don't Fuck it up, this will be the last chance the fans will give you. JEFCOS
Front
Dear Sammy,
I saw you and Mikey perform at Cabo. I was the one who yelled "Do the Ooompa Looompa song". Your bouncers are assholes, BTW. Like I'm the only person who sees two midgets on stage and doesn't think that. Give me a fucking break.
When you were in VanHalen, it boggled my mind that Red Lobster didn't approach you with a sponsorship deal. Two shrimps with sauce. You'd have been as famous as the Fruit of the Loom guys. Damn, I need to quit my day job and go to Madison Avenue.
Okay, enough of this bullshit. I have to get back to work.
SAMMY HAGAR, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKIN HAIRY COCK CAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FAG OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, SUCK MY HAIRY NUTSACK AND DRINK YOUR CABOWABO POOF JUICE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!!!!
HEMIDEMISEMI-QUAVER ONSLAUGHT
Sammy, you're just as gay as Hyman Roth..
I couldn't find a better insult.
Originally posted by freak
Dear Sammy,
I saw you and Mikey perform at Cabo. I was the one who yelled "Do the Ooompa Looompa song". Your bouncers are assholes, BTW. Like I'm the only person who sees two midgets on stage and doesn't think that. Give me a fucking break.
When you were in VanHalen, it boggled my mind that Red Lobster didn't approach you with a sponsorship deal. Two shrimps with sauce. You'd have been as famous as the Fruit of the Loom guys.
Hey Sam, you got a little something dripping from your chin.
~Only you can prevent low volume~
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