Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
but i do love roth. and sammy. both van halens are great. i didnt like the dude out of extreme much on van halen three. but the rest is all good. you can like ice cream and steak cant you.
Fag....as in...you are.
Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
but i do love roth. and sammy. both van halens are great. i didnt like the dude out of extreme much on van halen three. but the rest is all good. you can like ice cream and steak cant you.
Fag....as in...you are.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Lars Ulrich
I could not AGREE more. Total hole of thy ass. I have seen Metallica 8 times and been to the Meet-N-Greet 7 of those times. Needless to say I have everybody’s signature EXCEPT Lars Ultrafag. He never showed up once! Fucking washed up lazy assed scump.
James Hetfield
Could not DISAGREE more. As I said above, been backstage 7 times at a 'Tallica show...James is always the first one there to sign shit. He was always cool as hell, took time to shake your hand, pose for a pic, shoot the shit and sign anything and everything you had. Very cool mofo in my opinion.
Let me add Jason Newsted to that list. I know he has this rep of being a nice guy and all, but the times I have met him (see above), he was acting like a shriveling cock. There were all these rules before Jason walked in...
"He will only sign ONE thing"
"Please cover the flash on your camera because he is sensitive to the light"
Blah, Blah, Blah
Plus he had this fucking scowl on his face the whole time like he would rather be anywhere else in the world. What a shitbag.
Roth On!
Back in the 80's, Rainbow was playing at a Civic Center near here. It was about 17 below zero, freezing our asses off to meet the covented Ritchie Blackmore. There was only about less than a dozen of us assholes out there freezing to meet this 'icon". He saw us from the double glass doors, waved and kept walking. After that....I said, fuck him.
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Yay Susie Q is here!Originally posted by Susie Q
Back in the 80's, Rainbow was playing at a Civic Center near here. It was about 17 below zero, freezing our asses off to meet the covented Ritchie Blackmore. There was only about less than a dozen of us assholes out there freezing to meet this 'icon". He saw us from the double glass doors, waved and kept walking. After that....I said, fuck him.
blantantly alias.....hello, Rikk or Bob....Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
this is silly. do you guys not like sammy or something. how come you are kicking my ass.
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You are becoming our punching bag FAG!!Originally posted by Can`t drive 55
but i do love roth. and sammy. both van halens are great. i didnt like the dude out of extreme much on van halen three. but the rest is all good. you can like ice cream and steak cant you.
Bastardog
Originally posted by PHOENIX
Yay Susie Q is here!
Hello there Penix!
In all defense, most of the people on your list are real assholes-like pricks and miserable human beings. Sammy from all accounts is a nice guy. He may look like a tool and he ruined the greatest band ever, but other than that he's no Gene Simmons when it comes to treating people, especially the fans.Originally posted by PHOENIX
I forgot to add Sammy Hagar to the list!!!!
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
I've read his biography...that guy is definitaly an asshole with absolutely no class...just the part where he screws over his ex-wife makes you sick...Originally posted by Antman
In all defense, most of the people on your list are real assholes-like pricks and miserable human beings. Sammy from all accounts is a nice guy. He may look like a tool and he ruined the greatest band ever, but other than that he's no Gene Simmons when it comes to treating people, especially the fans.
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Add Ronnie James Dio to the list, for thinkin he's bigger than Ozzy and bailing out of the 1992 sabbath support slot.
Although Ozzy should be on there for all the shit that went on back stage at Download Festival this year
Diamond Dave Is Van Halen. 'Nuff Said
ozzy really deserves to be there, too...and that makes me think about another thread..."Rock N Roll cunts"...oops...sharon is on the top of that list...Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
Add Ronnie James Dio to the list, for thinkin he's bigger than Ozzy and bailing out of the 1992 sabbath support slot.
Although Ozzy should be on there for all the shit that went on back stage at Download Festival this year
amen to that about Sharon.
She needs to recieve a serious beating, hopefully delivered by Tony, Bill, Geezer and Ozzy, film it, then put it as an easter egg on a Black Sabbath live DVD from the 2006 world tour to support there new album
http://radioexile.com/2009/02/04/8-m...h-in-the-face/
Sammy Hagar will always be Number 1 on my list
Number 2 has to be Al Rose followed by Scott Weiland.
All that talk about kicking each other's asses... but Axl and Weiland were too huge pussies that couldn't make it happen!
Fuck them!
Breasts,
I've wanted to punch axle for well over a decade. He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. Remember when he wanted to fight bob guccione jr and wrote him the song "get in the ring". Puh-lease
Jon Bon Jovi would be on that list.
I don't think I'd ever get tired of punching Sting.
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MY list:
1. Sammy Hagar (we all know why -- too many reasons to mention)
2. Axl Rose
3. Tom Scholz (for fucking up Boston)
4. Sting (for being a fucking ass)
5. Michael Anthony (yeah, that's right, Mike. For being Sam's bum chum and whining like a little bitch over being kicked out of VH --- did I also say because of him being a side-man as well?)
6. Gene Simmons (too many reasons --- dude needs his fucking ass kicked).
7. Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer (for dressing up as Ace and Peter and looking like a couple of douchebags).
8. Amy Whinehouse (god, she just needs to be taken off this earth!)
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EAT US AND SMILE
What about Steve Perry for fucking up Journey?
Ah yes,Originally Posted by Sarge
Forgot about that one.
He deserves more than I punch in the face though.
I'll put Eddie on the list before Sammy.
I blame Eddie...he chose Sammy(although Montrose was decent)...he then chose to treat fans like fools.
I bet if you punch Amy Winehouse in the fach, she'll start to disintigrate like those fighting skeletons from that movie "The Mummy"
Let's not forget that cunt who shares needles with Amy that they talk about so fuckin much in music magazines on both sides of the Atlantic, PETE "wish he would die already" DOHERTY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Waiting......
Sounds like a piss platform for a Buckethead(aka Buckwheat) bitchfest.....
What no "Beat Michael Jackson to a bloody pulp"????
Thanks for the Sting foto tho ->lust
I got in so very much trouble for a photo from that photo set. Mother was amazed at my drawing abilities, but furious that I had removed his loin cloth and created pron poster.
I always thought Roger Waters deserved a punch in the face for fucking up floyd and thinking he was the band.Now with Rick Wright gone thats over.Honorable mention to Pete Townshend whom i love also for being too much of a pussy to try and make new music between 82 and 2002 when Entwistle was alive.I give Sting a pass because he did get the band back for that awesome tour last year.John Mayer just because..
Let's see:
1. Sammy Hagar (just on principle...probably multiple punches to the gut...each punch followed up by asking "WHO sold more records with Van Halen? Hagar or Roth?!" even if he answered correctly, I'd keep punching anyway)
2. Bret Michaels: sock him in the face with a shovel so fucking hard all the botox and face-lifts won't put him back together again
3. Eddie Van Halen: for wasting so much time and talent for far too many years. granted, he'd be so shitfaced he wouldn't feel it or remember it when he came to after passing out, but then I could nick his old gear after I KO'd him (if he doesn't want to use those classic axes and amps, fuck him)
4. Nikki Sixx: bitch-slap him until he promises to stop talking about how he was such a bad-ass junkie in the 1980s, as if being a retard gives him more street-cred.
5. Robert Plant: one sock right in the nose for being a cunt and not touring with the remnants of Zeppelin. Hey, personally, I could give a fuck if they get back together or not, but am sure more than a few people would applaud me for that one.
6. Gene Simmons: for being a greedy, ungrateful twat.
7. Madonna: one slap across the kisser for her inability to keep those skanky granny legs shut during photo ops and act her age.
8. Michael Jackson: for being a pedophile.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
I agree with Bono. hate U2. Hate Bono and his fucking self-rightious raps about everything under the sun. STFU asshole!
Stay Frosty, muthas!
1. Sting...pretentious, over-rated pompous TWAT!
2. Axl... (See Sting)
3. Flabby Hagar.. no explanation needed.
4. EVH . for running the VH legacy into the ground and denying us fans of archive releases.
5. Chad Kroeger... because he's Chad Kroeger!
6. Zakk Wylde... because BLS is NOT A FUCKIN BIKER GANG ,DUMBASS ...don't get me started..
7. The Gallagher brothers...#1 because they're a couple of wankers #2 Beatles wanna-be's in denial.
8. Jack White... Because he's fooled everyone.(except me)
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I am to assume that you possess a vagina?!
Thanks for the Sting foto tho ->lust
I got in so very much trouble for a photo from that photo set. Mother was amazed at my drawing abilities, but furious that I had removed his loin cloth and created pron poster.
This may be extending the term 'musician' too far, but P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, whateverthefuckafortyyearoldmiddleclassmaniscallin ghimselfthesedays definitely deserves a punch.
1-EVH.
2-
3-
4-
(yeah, he gets 3...two lefts and an overhand right)
5-the Gallagher boys...not the Sledge-O-Matic Gallaghers...
6-Tommy Lee....for not kicking the dogshit outta Kid Cock.
7-Dave Matthews entire band. I'll never understand how anyone could call that shit Rock-n-Roll...or even like it!
8-Toby Keith...2 first names...and if he's not available, Hank Jr.
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And a 25 min lapse from the one before.
Also, a ten min lapse between the delivered message and the time waited
ditdotditdotditdotditdotdit. and a bum ba dee da....
Holmes What sort of tea was this?
Nas-tea
Jaysus H Christ , Thome done created hisself an alias!
1. Bon Scott
2. James Hendrix
3. John Bonham
4. Keith Moon
5. Kurt Cobain (I don't even like his music that much)
6. Tommy Bolin
7. Layne Stanely
8. Asshole Rose
I shouldn't pick on dead guy's but what a waste !!!!
Out of the closet, even!
With Terry around, I almost don't even need to post.....
Just nod in agreement to what he says....
Hagar (obviously)
Jon Bon Jovi (obviously)
Gene Simmons (obviously)
Amy Winebox (obviously)
Pete Doherty (obviously)
John Lennon (Lying piece of shit)
Kurt Cobain (cheer the fuck up...depressed my ass)
Prince (for being such a prick to his fanbase)
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
Now then mate, how's tricks?
Explain those two would ya....
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