Rock N Roll Assholes/Musicians Who Need A Punch In The Face

[Shaun Ponsonby]

^^^

John Lennon...you may recall my old "10 reasons to hate..." thread back in the day? All the reasons were in there...

Prince...he's just a dick to his fan community...firstly the youtube thing, then he tries to sue internet fanboards for using his image etc...in fact just last week one of the oldest fanboards closed down because they were sick of having to deal with Prince's people (I believe the final straw was that they were badgering the guy who ran the site just because he had the O(+> symbol on the page)...he makes life difficult for the people who are paying for that huge fucking house and if he's not careful he's going to alienate half of his fanbase because they'll be sick of putting up with his petty bullshit. The man is a genius, without a doubt...but he can be a real cunt too.

[SparkieD]

Let's see:


2. Bret Michaels: sock him in the face with a shovel so fucking hard all the botox and face-lifts won't put him back together again

Didn't someone already do that? Well fuck, it looks like it anyway

[binnie]

^^^

John Lennon...you may recall my old "10 reasons to hate..." thread back in the day? All the reasons were in there...

Prince...he's just a dick to his fan community...firstly the youtube thing, then he tries to sue internet fanboards for using his image etc...in fact just last week one of the oldest fanboards closed down because they were sick of having to deal with Prince's people (I believe the final straw was that they were badgering the guy who ran the site just because he had the O(+> symbol on the page)...he makes life difficult for the people who are paying for that huge fucking house and if he's not careful he's going to alienate half of his fanbase because they'll be sick of putting up with his petty bullshit. The man is a genius, without a doubt...but he can be a real cunt too.

Cheers Shaun, I didn't know about any of that.

[DLR7884]

7. Layne Stanely
I shouldn't pick on dead guy's but what a waste !!!!

Do you mean Layne STALEY? You fucking dumbass.

DLR7884
How can someone be so fucking stupid?

[chefcraig]

Do you mean Layne STALEY? You fucking dumbass.

DLR7884
How can someone be so fucking stupid?

Perhaps he meant Paul Stanley? I mean after all, he'd fit within the context of the post, since his career has been dead since the honeymoon between Revenge and the final gig of the first KISS Reunion tour.

[78/84 guy]

Relax fag it will be o.k. he has been dead so long I for forgot his name. Paul Stanley isn't worth it.

[DLR7884]

Relax fag it will be o.k. he has been dead so long I for forgot his name. Paul Stanley isn't worth it.

Huh?

How about actually making sense in your fucking posts?

DLR7884
Spell check isn't dumb check.

[78/84 guy]

Meaning I forgot Staley's last name !! Like I said it will be ok, I don't think it's going to change your life !!

[DLR7884]

Meaning I forgot Staley's last name !! Like I said it will be ok, I don't think it's going to change your life !!

The only thing changing my life is the garbage spewing out of your cock garage and how much it annoys me to read it.

DLR7884
Shut the fuck up already.

[78/84 guy]

My dad warned me about guy's that like to talk about men's body part's!!!! Get a life. All upset because I misspell some drug addicts name !! I went to fix it but the time to edit it was over. It's good to see you will be o.k. !! Or will you ??

[DLR7884]

My dad warned me about guy's that like to talk about men's body part's!!!! Get a life. All upset because I misspell some drug addicts name !! I went to fix it but the time to edit it was over. It's good to see you will be o.k. !! Or will you ??

Your cock garage is your mouth, moron.

Also, you can edit your post until someone responds....nobody responded for over 14 hours after your post was made, so not only are you a moron....you are a fucking liar on top of it.

First you said you forgot his name, then you lied and said it was too late to fix it. Pick a story and stick with it, anus.

DLR7884
Better yet...shut the fuck up and don't post in this thread anymore.

[78/84 guy]

I guess you would know the meaning of cock garage being the fag I thought you were !! And yah I don't fuckin' sit on the Roth Army site all day waiting for someone to respond to my posts because I think I'm so important and have nothing better to do !! It's called having a life dumbfuck !! I realised I spelled his name wrong the next day and the edit option was gone. Take a fucking pill you fucking 8th grader !!! I'm sure your next response will be just as pathetic !! Keep em going.

[DLR7884]

I guess you would know the meaning of cock garage being the fag I thought you were !! And yah I don't fuckin' sit on the Roth Army site all day waiting for someone to respond to my posts because I think I'm so important and have nothing better to do !! It's called having a life dumbfuck !! I realised I spelled his name wrong the next day and the edit option was gone. Take a fucking pill you fucking 8th grader !!! I'm sure your next response will be just as pathetic !! Keep em going.

Who is a better singer Layne Stanley or Kurt Coburn?

They are both great, but I prefer Steven Taylor from Aerosmith.

DLR7884
Are you done yet? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

[DLR7884]

Back to the subject at hand....

2 guys that come to my mind are former drummers for Guns N' Roses.

First off....Steven Adler. Nobody would give a shit about this guy if he weren't such a fucking train wreck. He has whored himself out based on his addiction. Nobody gives a fuck about his lame ass band Adler's Appetite.

Second...Matt Sorum. This whiner decided to post shit about Scott Weiland on his blog before he was even out of the band. Who the fuck does that? He is by far the least talented in Velvet Revolver, but runs his mouth more than Duff, Slash, and Kushner combined.

DLR7884
Axl needs a fucking shovel smacked in the back of his head too.

[GAR]

8. Jack White... Because he's fooled everyone.(except me)

wait - what's the deal with Jack White?

You're kidding, right?

[GAR]

My list has a full page of names, fighting and groping to make their way to the Top 8.. but Tom Scholz is one, Madonna, Britney, Michael Jackson, and of course Sammy Hagar have been already named..

Pete Wentz needs a good punch in the face.. David Byrne, always wanted to see him laid out flat.. Elvis Costello, but he doesn't matter anymore, I'd pay to see Patty Smith knock his ass out only then to be knocked out herself in turn by Boy George then by George Michaels who then blow each other off while falling into the frozen Niagra.

tha'ts a good start, lets keep it going we have some good ideas rollin here

[DLR7884]

Pete Wentz needs a good punch in the face..

Good call.

DLR7884
Fuck that little faggot.

[DLR7884]

Def Leppard all need to be punched in the face.

They fucking suck.

DLR7884
Way to stand the Stanley (not Staley) Cup upside down, Joe!

[Diamondjimi]

wait - what's the deal with Jack White?

You're kidding, right?

Fuck no. He can eat a gun for all I care....

[Panamark]

With Terry around, I almost don't even need to post.....



Just nod in agreement to what he says....

Double ditto..... Terry nails it as usual !!!!

I have to add Boy George and whoever the hell it
was who sang for "Bronkski Beat"

[Matt White]

Hmmm...lets see....

1.) Mutt Lange---No wonder Bon Scott always refered to him as "...the cunt"

2.)Axl Rose---biggest asshole in music...Vince Neil should still kick his ass

3.)Coldplay---every one of 'em....cuz they suck eggs

4.)Sting---look up the word " pompous" in the dictionary...you'll find a picture of Sting next to it

5.) Anybody/everybody who was ever in a "boy" band

6.)Kanye West---cuz he gets on my nerves

7.)Morrissey---becuz he won't go away....and stay there

8.)EVH---becuz he's still an asshole

9.)Spammy Hagar---why so low on the list? He deserves a right-cross to the chops...but no matter what else he does in this life... he has to live the rest of his life in DAVID LEE ROTH's shadow...and that has to hurt

10.)Ted Nugent---cuz he doesn't "walk it like he talks it"

[Jack68]

Cock garage...Thank god this site is alive and well.

[VanHalener]

#1 might difficult to hit, but he needs a good smack down.

Steven Segal

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[VanHalener]

I have to toss this one in...

This guy might benefit from an early punch in the face by one of his peers...
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[FORD]

Steely Dan (both of them)
Sammy Hagar
Ted Nugent
Toby Keith
Charlie Daniels
That other redneck asshole who wrote that other 9-11-01 cash in song
Robert Plant (for backing out of the Zep reunion)
Rod Stewart (for backing out of the Faces reunion. Especially since he hasn't made a decent record since they broke up)

[FORD]

Who is a better singer Layne Stanley or Kurt Coburn?

They are both great, but I prefer Steven Taylor from Aerosmith.

DLR7884
Are you done yet? SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

Steve Taylor was in Aerosmith? Guess I missed that album?

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[Diamondjimi]

#1 might difficult to hit, but he needs a good smack down.

Steven Segal

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Absolute SHITE!



Thanks for the laff ,bro!

[hideyoursheep]

That other redneck asshole who wrote that other 9-11-01 cash in song

You mean Jackyl?

[binnie]

1) Spam (not only did his involvement ruin the band, every time he opens his mouth he becomes a bigger asshole.)

2) Robert Plant (for being such a pussy about the reunion. If you were half a legendary as your accolades suggest, you'd man up and do it.)

3) P. Diddy, Puff Daddy (for contributing to the slow erosion of musical standards over the last 15 years, and for being the least convincing middle class gangsta I've ever seen.)

4) Axl Rose (for ruining the greatest band in the world.)

5) Ritchie Blackmore (one of THE great rock guitar players, lavishing his riffs on more truly classic albums than just about any other musician I can think off. I respect your desire to experiment, but PICK THE FUCKING STRAT UP!)

6) Chris Martin (because Coldplay's amazing ability to make being mediocre look difficult offends me, and he clearly expects me to value his opinion on things which he knows nothing about.)

7) Desmond Chld (for ruining so many bands.)

8) Chad Kroeger (for making 35 years olds everywhere think that owning a Nickleback albums makes them 'rock')

[DLR7884]

Chris Cornell has really sold out recently.

He's basically an older version of Justin Timberlake at this point.

Remember back when he was angry and didn't conform to trends?

DLR7884
He left Audioslave to persue this shit?

[DLR7884]

Oh, and this just in.

The original Limp Bisquick lineup will record a new album and have a tour.

This is a preliminary punch in their face, because when that fat fucking wigger starts running his mouth again it will be well deserved.

DLR7884
Why does Wes Borland waste his time in a shit band like that?

[GreenBayLA]

Especially agree with:
Whiny Scott Weiland, Gene $immon$ and Kanye West.

I'll add:
Evan, bassist from Supergroup/Damnocracy on VH1

The Jonas Brothers for their "awesome" rendition of Superstition w/ Stevie Wonder at the Grammys.

Coldplay -warmed over U2 w/ Sting-like tendencies, and apparently Joe Satriani tendencies!

Radiohead - whom Kid Rock brilliantly asked; "where's the genius in there?"

[Seshmeister]

Cool thread

[78/84 guy]

Axl Rose. Winner !! Were is my new car ?

[78/84 guy]

The Gallagher Brothers from Oasis should definitely get a special mention.. Those guys are pricks...

BTW: Anything with the Osbournes is just bad news. I liked Ozzy so much better before the whole reality thing. His kids and wife are just out of hand..

KiD

I thought he said Rock & Roll ? The Gallagher brothers !!! PLEASE !!

[Kristy]

This asshole



Smug little shithead

and of course, these assholes

[CROWBAR]

[Shaun Ponsonby]

The only thing that punk rock should ever really mean
Is not sitting 'round and waiting for the lights to go green
Or thinking that you're better cos you're stood up on a stage
If you're oh so fucking different then who cares what you have to say?
Cos there's no such thing as rockstars
There's just people who play music
And some of them are just like us
But some of them are dicks

[Hardrock69]

I hung out with Zakk for a few hours in 1992. He was a really cool dude. Later on, I was in the photo pit right in front of him during his nightly guitar solo, and when he spotted me he began to make silly faces at me and cracking up and shit as he played the most incredible shit on his axe.

He is who he is, but don't think he is any kind of asshole.

[jhale667]

I hung out with Zakk for a few hours in 1992. He was a really cool dude. Later on, I was in the photo pit right in front of him during his nightly guitar solo, and when he spotted me he began to make silly faces at me and cracking up and shit as he played the most incredible shit on his axe.

He is who he is, but don't think he is any kind of asshole.

I met him in '97 and he was cool as shit too. Think I've told this story here before, but he came in to do an acoustic set during the "Book of Shadows" days, and when me and my buds plopped down in the front row, he looks at us and goes "Guitar players? SHIT, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WARMED UP...."