The BIG TROUBLES Attention Whore Thread PT 2

[Dan]

Seenbad,I can be gay if you want,what ever turns you on,I can respect that.

[seenbad]

Originally posted by wooda
OK, I thought that response was all well and good, unitl I hit that part above, so just how does the following statement pertain to pulling some cat's off his ass?

Took a while. duh. But I gotcha. Well played

First of all, who are you and why are you here and why do you care? Second, what are you talking about?

[seenbad]

Originally posted by MAX
Who pissed in yer fucking cheerios?

My future new boss. He's not wanting to kick out the PHAT MOMMA CASH I want for the position.

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Dan
Seenbad,I can be gay if you want,what ever turns you on,I can respect that.

Wow. That's just a TRIP dude. You're the chick in your current relationship, yes?

[MAX]

Originally posted by seenbad
My future new boss. He's not wanting to kick out the PHAT MOMMA CASH I want for the position.

Sounds like a fucking bastard!!! Sorry Noonan.

[seenbad]

Max, be careful. Dan's here. You know how he has the steamy gay love thing for you. Just be very careful friend.

[wooda]

Originally posted by seenbad
First of all, who are you and why are you here and why do you care? Second, what are you talking about?

Check your PN's before you find out who I am!

[seenbad]

Ah, I gotcha. I wasn't talking about you. You were doing the same thing I noticed. Quit speaking so fucking mystically.

Who are you? :confused: Am I about to find out who you are? :confused:

[thefive]

But did you tell me the truth? Are you fat Seenbad? Just like your idol Sammy!

[thefive]

[wooda]

Sammy may be fat, but he looks damn good in heels!!!

[pete]

ROFLMAO

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by wooda
Sammy may be fat, but he looks damn good in heels!!!

They work wonders for his calfs!

[thefive]

LOL wooda. That was funny.

[wooda]

Yea pick on Sammy you big tough guys!!!!

[wooda]

Come on, Show me what you got!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by seenbad
Wow. That's just a TRIP dude. You're the chick in your current relationship, yes?

I hear you like fishing by yourself Seenbad,What the story?

[seenbad]

Originally posted by thefive
But did you tell me the truth? Are you fat Seenbad? Just like your idol Sammy!

Are you dense? I gave you my exact height and weight. To be honest, I could lose a couple pounds. Careful five. It's starting to work. You're single handedly ruining my delicate self esteem. I'm about to buckle. My world is starting to crumble and I'm about to start making nice with chelle for weight loss advice......nah. lol. I'm 6'1 and 184-187. There ain't nothin wrong with that fool. And why would you assume Sammy fucking hagar is my idol?? :confused:

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Dan
Originally posted by seenbad
Wow. That's just a TRIP dude. You're the chick in your current relationship, yes?

I hear you like fishing by yourself Seenbad,What the story?

I like to fish. Period. Who told you that? Fishing is my chance to get away. My meditation. To be at one with nature and kill things.

[MAX]

Originally posted by thefive
But did you tell me the truth? Are you fat Seenbad? Just like your idol Sammy!

Five,

How many times have I both asked and pleaded with you NOT to make everything Spam/Roth in Non? It's neither funny nor is it relevant to this thread. Why? Oh, why?


BTW. I'm Seenbad's fucking idol, not SAMMY!!!!

[thefive]

Originally posted by MAX
Five,

How many times have I both asked and pleaded with you NOT to make everything Spam/Roth in Non? It's neither funny nor is it relevant to this thread. Why? Oh, why?


BTW. I'm Seenbad's fucking idol, not SAMMY!!!!

Dude why does it annoy you so much? You don't even mod in non so don't worry about it. Whats funny to you isn't funny to me and visa versa.

[MAX]

Five,

I'm not asking as a "mod" or whatever that is. I'm just saying that it doesn't seem to fit within this thread. IMHO.

[thefive]

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Earlier on in this thread, when you were groveling and apolagizing all over the place, that was admirable and even pushed me to try and pull some cats off your ass. Now I'm thinkin fuck him. He's retarded. Which way are you gonna go? Don't answer that. We'll see. [/B]

Oh I think BT is so scared of your cats. Hey seenbad sick your cats on me I am so afraid of your cats. LOL oh you had a gang against BT Well throw that gang on me.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by seenbad
What the fuck is all that nonsense about? :confused:



Perhaps one difference between you and I is I could hardly give a shit one way or the other who's saying what about me behind my back. If they had the gonads to say something to ME, I might at least pretend to care for a moment out of respect. I don't see that happening.



You can keep your little list. I couldn't give less of a shit.



That sounds like you're trying to make another delusional joke. Look dude, I'm all about peace, love and sand castles. I'm more than willing to be Mr. Happyass with you . Your lack of humility and admission to what's REALLY going with statements like you made above is what is preventing that. Not me. Earlier on in this thread, when you were groveling and apolagizing all over the place, that was admirable and even pushed me to try and pull some cats off your ass. Now I'm thinkin fuck him. He's retarded. Which way are you gonna go? Don't answer that. We'll see.

you are one angry asshole. Look man, I was trying to make peace with you, but obviously my higher intellect has infuriated you to the point where you are left feeling like you "lost" some sort of war with me. Whatever dude. Im serious. I get nothing but praise from people, INCLUDING your friends, but yet you are hell bent on being destructive. Thats fine with me, it just makes you look like a dumbass. apologizing all over the place?? LOL Yeah, that's what I did. To clarify I apologized for editing one post to sesh, and for sesh to wooda. The end. You seenbad need to apologize for many things. (from your breathe to your dick size for the rest of your life)
You pulled no cats off me, so the real question is, Which way are you going? "Your lack of humility and admission to what's REALLY going with statements like you made above is what is preventing that." Gee Seeny, with my statement above, please tell me, what is really going on? Know what I think? I think Seeny THINKS he's smart, because he can string some clever catchy words together.
You need to feel like you are better than everyone else because deep down you know damn well you are not. My excuse? I know deep down I AM. You keep your list too. (since I know you prob made that up too) and I will keep mine. Thats too bad you feel the way you do. Try to remember, its the internet Seeny. Don't say I never tried with you. Hey guys, I tried. He's just stubborn I guess.

[Big Troubles]

PS dont use words like "gonads", you're not a teenager. Men say balls. You know what, Im gonna be your friend regardless Seeny. Im gonna follow you around and be this cheery old BT where-ever you go! You need love. Tear down those walls and let some love in. Perhaps a hug?

[rustoffa]

Goddamn BT! Five hundred and ninety fucking one replies!

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
you are one angry asshole.

I know!!

Look man, I was trying to make peace with you, but obviously my higher intellect has infuriated you to the point where you are left feeling like you "lost" some sort of war with me.

Lol! Yeah, that must be it. I'll tell ya man, you live in a happy place where you conveniently disregard many things firmly based in reality. That's cool dude. Whatever you need to do to be happy. I'm cool with that. Hell, good ol'e Dan here moves to homosexuality for happiness. It's all good.

Whatever dude. Im serious. I get nothing but praise from people, INCLUDING your friends, but yet you are hell bent on being destructive. Thats fine with me, it just makes you look like a dumbass.

I notice with you that when your really starting to reach for some sort of material, you conveniently borrow from me. It's flattering.

apologizing all over the place?? LOL Yeah, that's what I did. To clarify I apologized for editing one post to sesh, and for sesh to wooda. The end.

I'm starting to think this thread is almost long enough now for a little seenbads greatest hits package wrapped up with a BT lesson in humility as garnishment, just so we can remember clearly how broken you were.

You seenbad need to apologize for many things.

Yeah, probably. I'm a baaaaaad man.

You pulled no cats off me,

No, just made suggestions. It's cool man. You don't have to acknoledge it if you're uncomfortable.

so the real question is, Which way are you going?

Again, youre asking a question that I've asked you first. Fuck man, you're really fucking annoying with that.

I think Seeny THINKS he's smart, because he can string some clever catchy words together.

Yeah, that's pretty much true.

You need to feel like you are better than everyone else because deep down you know damn well you are not. My excuse? I know deep down I AM.

LMAO!! Here we go again eh Freud?

I see your conversation with yourself now: BT- That seenbad is just SO mean. He must not like himself. Yeah. I'm going to tell him that!! But me? I'm good enough, and I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. I got some PM's from internet people that say so!! yayyyyy!!!! I know "deep down" I'm fuckin cooler than scooby do himself. Damn, that's rich man.

You keep your list too. (since I know you prob made that up too)

Yep, I probably did. I feel like I need to lie to you to get the upper hand because you're being such a master of the written word. Uh huh. You got me there!

and I will keep mine.

Yaaaayyyyy, dat's gwate!! We both have secret internet lists. weeeeee!!!

Thats too bad you feel the way you do. Try to remember, its the internet Seeny.

It is?? wow. Thanks man. I heard there was cool porn on the internet.. Thanks for letting me know. Glad I'm almost done here, there's a whole world to discover here.

Don't say I never tried with you. Hey guys, I tried.

I saw you try about 20 pages ago, and I was cool with that. I thought "cool, this guy ain't that bad afterall". But, you FUCKED THAT ALL UP!!

He's just stubborn I guess.

Who are you talking to? :confused: Have you been talking to me the whole time? What's with the third person?

You're a trip dude.


Have a nice day.

[wooda]

CHRIST SEENBAD, with those stenographer skills you should be a shoe in for the job on the Michael Jackson trial.

Then they could kill to birds with one stone, as you could also be the live trial subject for when Michael re-enacts his MAN-LUV rituals

[seenbad]

Oh phuck ya playa. I got's MAD KraZee skillz.

Dan's down with the man luv puppet thing though. Not my gig.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by seenbad
I know!!



Lol! Yeah, that must be it. I'll tell ya man, you live in a happy place where you conveniently disregard many things firmly based in reality. That's cool dude. Whatever you need to do to be happy. I'm cool with that. Hell, good ol'e Dan here moves to homosexuality for happiness. It's all good.




I notice with you that when your really starting to reach for some sort of material, you conveniently borrow from me. It's flattering.



I'm starting to think this thread is almost long enough now for a little seenbads greatest hits package wrapped up with a BT lesson in humility as garnishment, just so we can remember clearly how broken you were.




Yeah, probably. I'm a baaaaaad man.



No, just made suggestions. It's cool man. You don't have to acknoledge it if you're uncomfortable.



Again, youre asking a question that I've asked you first. Fuck man, you're really fucking annoying with that.



Yeah, that's pretty much true.



LMAO!! Here we go again eh Freud?

I see your conversation with yourself now: BT- That seenbad is just SO mean. He must not like himself. Yeah. I'm going to tell him that!! But me? I'm good enough, and I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me. I got some PM's from internet people that say so!! yayyyyy!!!! I know "deep down" I'm fuckin cooler than scooby do himself. Damn, that's rich man.





Yep, I probably did. I feel like I need to lie to you to get the upper hand because you're being such a master of the written word. Uh huh. You got me there!




Yaaaayyyyy, dat's gwate!! We both have secret internet lists. weeeeee!!!



It is?? wow. Thanks man. I heard there was cool porn on the internet.. Thanks for letting me know. Glad I'm almost done here, there's a whole world to discover here.



I saw you try about 20 pages ago, and I was cool with that. I thought "cool, this guy ain't that bad afterall". But, you FUCKED THAT ALL UP!!



Who are you talking to? :confused: Have you been talking to me the whole time? What's with the third person?

You're a trip dude.


Have a nice day.

You call me Freud? Jesus Christ man, you broke down everything I said to better suit the viewing audience. I can appreciate that. You have a little entertainer inside you. You know Seenbad, you have a lot of hate, but Im gonna tell ya again. I love ya man! You bring tears of joy to my glass eye.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Goddamn BT! Five hundred and ninety fucking one replies!

People love me! They really really love me! Holy fuck I am attention whore!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
People love me! They really really love me! Holy fuck I am attention whore!

Hey BT join the PARTY!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
People love me! They really really love me! Holy fuck I am attention whore!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

There are 25 other letters and up to ten single digit numbers on your keyboard too! And I dont want to startle you, but those letters and numbers combined with other letters and numbers will form words and astronomical numeral digits. Hang on tight my fellow Torontonian, I will teach you the ways of the world.

On a serious note, you still have a hate on for the brother Troubles, do ya? Man, are you really that upset with me, or are you just pissed that life works out better for some than others? Again, if you want to be an enemy, I can live with that, it just surprises me is all. So many people choose the "second set of prizes in the Showcase Showdown". If you still have a hard-on for choosing the hard, difficult way of things, which I describe as your door number 2, with the Donkey and the years supply of carrots, then fine- but let everyone know I always make a first attempt at love not war. You're going down Bob Barker! Oh wait, I better turn off the tv... You're going down Guwapo_Rocker!

[pete]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Men say balls.

Nuts

Bean bag

happy sack

these are also acceptable alternatives for the modern mature male.

LOL

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
There are 25 other letters and up to ten single digit numbers on your keyboard too! And I dont want to startle you, but those letters and numbers combined with other letters and numbers will form words and astronomical numeral digits. Hang on tight my fellow Torontonian, I will teach you the ways of the world.

On a serious note, you still have a hate on for the brother Troubles, do ya? Man, are you really that upset with me, or are you just pissed that life works out better for some than others? Again, if you want to be an enemy, I can live with that, it just surprises me is all. So many people choose the "second set of prizes in the Showcase Showdown". If you still have a hard-on for choosing the hard, difficult way of things, which I describe as your door number 2, with the Donkey and the years supply of carrots, then fine- but let everyone know I always make a first attempt at love not war. You're going down Bob Barker! Oh wait, I better turn off the tv... You're going down Guwapo_Rocker!

Sorry Chris, I just don't like you. By the way internet threats don't frighten me. Maybe that's why I don't like you, you seem to spend
most of your time on here threatening to slice people from asshole
to ball sack with dull razor blades.

Chris, peace brother. I realize now you must have been bullied
relentlessly throughout your childhood and this is all therapy for
you. Hey whatever works.

Have a great day!

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm pissed at the world this week, don't know why.

Peace!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by pete
Nuts

Bean bag

happy sack

these are also acceptable alternatives for the modern mature male.

LOL

Don't forget:

raw bags

low hanging tadpoles

filth nuggets

monk fish mystery

skin puppets

slappers

Mezro...no matter what you call them, a swift kick will cause them to retreat...

[pete]

LOL

slappers?

LOL

[Mezro]

Originally posted by pete
LOL

slappers?

LOL

LOL..yeah..as in "if the world doesn't vibe to me they can lick my sweaty slappers" or something like that:p

Mezro...fed my slappers to this chinese chick this morning...ahhh..Sunday dim sum...