Do you know who you are buying those oranges from?
Howdy rock & roll fans. It's just good ol' Pastor Bruce giving thanks to the Good Lord that he blessed us with this technology, so Pastor Bruce to minister over internet super highway. Being able to get online allows Pastor Bruce to not only minister but lend commentary about the well-being of the greatest country in history! The USA!
You know this ol' Pastor use to be flustered straight up to then watuzee in this forum with liberal lunacy. I use to, think, "Are these liberals form real? And, I guess God forgot about the liberal lollipoppers when passing out common sense." But Pastor Bruce is a Godly man and I can't pass judgement on people who are not only lost But are way too wacky and their leaning to the left. Hey, Pastor Bruce then remembered,"Of course these limp-wristed Liberal loonies are allowed to voice their gay fai-ree! fai-ree! opinions. THIS IS A MESSAGE BOARD FOR A HEAVY METAL SINGER. Well. what those Pastor Bruce know, other than truth, politics, value, courage, and the American Way!
And now, let me get to today's commentary:
We all know how much of a problem that illegal immigration from Mexico is causing. Sneaking over here through California and Texas are undocumented illegal aliens taking up Americas precious resources. So, I was peeved anough about undocumented illegal aloiens making a run for our border, I then find out, JOSE JUST MIGHT NOT BE JOSE, BUT A HAKMHIR INSTEAD!
I have nothing against Mexicans. Consuela help bring up the three Switzer girls to be fine upstanding young ladies. She did this for a lesser salary than most would ask for. What a woman. If it weren't for Mr. Garcia, the landscaping at the Switzer estate might be unkempt. And what Hector and Manny? When one of the Switzer automobiles get vandalized or dinged up. Hector and Manny will sell us the parts needed for well-below retail. So, along with the Switzer family regularly dining at El Toritos. Pastor Bruce knows Mexico and Mexicans.
That is until I found out, El Qaida has been sending their turban wearing-Taliban-toads to Mexico, assume a mexican surname and identity and then sneaking over here. What sneaky Maharishi marshmallow-pointy shoe wearing-camel dung eating-I dream of Jeanie-hare krishna cuckoos for committing such acts of atrocities.
Here's a word of advice for all you Americans. Next time you are stopped at a traffic light and is about to pull out $2 so you can buy those oranges, DON'T ...You see, that $2 that you think is going to Senor Valencia might just be funding some dirty terrorist instead.
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