Al Franken on Letterman last week...

[ELVIS]

Dave asks what’s happening with this Judith Miller thing. Dave thought he understood it, then not, then he did, now he doesn’t again. Al explains it the best he can, but in the end, I’m not sure he fully understands it either. It seems Scooter Libby (Cheney’s Chief of Staff) and/or Karl Rove outed a CIA agent and according to George Bush Sr., that’s an act of treason. Franken suspects that this means that either one of them, or both, will likely be executed. Dave believes the real crime in the whole matter is that we have a grown man walking around the White House with the name “Scooter.”


Al Franken should put in jail, and Letterman should be fined for laughing at his assinine comments...


Fuck these liberal assholes...

Frankens carrear is just about over...

[jhale667]

Re: Al Franken on Letterman last week...

Originally posted by ELVIS

Al Franken should put in jail, and Letterman should be fined for laughing at his assinine comments...

Settle down, Bevis.

[thome]

Besides, the Looking in the Mirror Pavlovian training himself ( you know he wrote that because in private that's what hes like),
Saturday Night Live skit, Is commenting about political issues a career?
For Everyone?For Anyone ?

Except for 1980s SNL If he was talking about his Political Views.
Would anybody know this person other than San Fran, Bath House doormen?.

[Satan]

Mr Presley, I suggest you consult a law book and see what the sentence for the crime of treason is. You will see that Mr Franken was factually correct, though obviously sarcastic in his statement.

Furthermore, Junior is already deserving of this sentence, according to the United States Uniform Code of Military Justice, which states that desertion during a time of war is punishable by death.

These are the legal facts. Whether or not they will be enacted or not is a different matter.

But then, regardless of what happens on Earth, they will not be able to avoid their ultimate punishment. Which will be administered by Yours Most Unholy

[Satan]

Originally posted by thome
Is commenting about political issues a career?

Mush Limpdick seems to think so.

[GAR]

Al Franken is the Sammy Hagar of all SNL-former players.

[Satan]

Originally posted by GAR
Al Franken is the Sammy Hagar of all SNL-former players.

nah, that's Joe Piscopo.

[thome]

I believe Treason is only applicable if the Accused is in the employment of the US Govt'.
As in Military CIA, FBI ,Post Office, Etc.

P.S. I understand Limbaugh and O'Riley and all the others. HOW MANY DO WE NEED!!!!! Why Al Franken. Why not Lounge Machine (Who
I must say is more acceptabler in his aproach,than Franken)

Who Is Franken BLOWING !!!

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Satan
nah, that's Joe Piscopo.

Wrong ford...Joe gave us the craaazy Sinatra..."and that funny bald chick" as well as "are you from Joisey?"...his stand-up has ya laughing from start to finish...you have no sense of humor!

[thome]

Stuart Smalley: You are in.. denial. But we are going to trace it, face it, and erase it. I want you to look at the mirror - come on, don't look at me, only you can help you. [ Al looks into the mirror ] Look at the mirror. Come on. That's it. Okay. I want you to say.. "Hi, Me!"
Al Gore: [ relunctant ] Hi, Me.
Stuart Smalley: "I am sad.. about not being President." Come on.
Al Gore: I am.. sad.. about not being.. President.
Stuart Smalley: "And that's.. okay."
Al Gore: And that's okay.
Stuart Smalley: "I don't have to be the most powerful man in the world."
Al Gore: I don't have to be the most powerful.. man in the world.
Stuart Smalley: "I don't have to be able to.. [ thinking ] ..bomb a country any time I want."
Al Gore: Look, I would never arbitrarily bomb..
Stuart Smalley: Okay, okay.. I-I-I'm sorry. Uh.. "All I have to do is be the best Al I can be."
Al Gore: All I have to do is.. be the best Al I can be.
Stuart Smalley: "Because I'm good enough.." Come on! "I'm good enough.. I'm smart enough.. and, doggonit, people like me!"
Al Gore: Because I'm good enough.. I'm smart enough.. and, doggonit, people like me!
Stuart Smalley: Feel better? You feel better?
Al Gore: Actually, I.. I do feel better!
Stuart Smalley: You do? You do feel better?
Al Gore: Yes. Actually, I do.
Stuart Smalley: Hug? [ holds arms out ]
Al Gore: No.
Stuart Smalley: Well! It's been a great show, I want to thank the G.'s. You've been terrific. Goodbye! See you tomorrow.. I guess.


Is this the Man you want to take political advice from

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Satan
Mr Presley, I suggest you consult a law book and see what the sentence for the crime of treason is. You will see that Mr Franken was factually correct, though obviously sarcastic in his statement.

Furthermore, Junior is already deserving of this sentence, according to the United States Uniform Code of Military Justice, which states that desertion during a time of war is punishable by death.

These are the legal facts. Whether or not they will be enacted or not is a different matter.

But then, regardless of what happens on Earth, they will not be able to avoid their ultimate punishment. Which will be administered by Yours Most Unholy

Bullshit , you're wrong again, fuckface...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by thome
I believe Treason is only applicable if the Accused is in the employment of the US Govt'.
As in Military CIA, FBI ,Post Office, Etc.

Wrong...

[DrMaddVibe]

Stuart on the Letterman Show...its the ONLY way people would want to listen to him!

I can't wait till they board up Air America!

[ELVIS]

..and they will...

[Satan]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Bullshit , you're wrong again, fuckface...

Wrong about WHAT, specifically? :confused: