..from his site
"Van Halen has been dead for years.
They had a little hope when there was talk a few years ago about Roth joining them again, but once that died off, they were history for me.
Hagar joining them again just solidifies the shit soup they've become.
They had a perfect fucking combination for a few years, but then they pissed it all away. Thank god we have the old CD's."
..he has grate taste
Classic.
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
who's joe anyway?
Hey that was my question!
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
..host of fear factor and the man show
..he's a celeb , baby !
Dunno who he is either, but he's a man of taste ! That obvious...
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
He loves Flappo....
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
..joe last week , rehearsing for his new part in scarface part 2
He is also a co-star on one of the most underrated comedies ever on TV - Newsradio.Originally posted by flappo
..host of fear factor and the man show
..he's a celeb , baby !
"Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust." - Bill NcNeal
Thats the guy that took Kimmels spot. Gotcha.
now joe blow rogan is a rock crid dick
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
I dug that show too. Hartman was great on that show.Originally posted by SilvioDante
He is also a co-star on one of the most underrated comedies ever on TV - Newsradio.
..he's always slagging off sammy in favour of dave
..pisss on jooeyOriginally posted by flappo
..he's always slagging off sammy in favour of dave
..hoo cars..
..=================..
..noobody noz hoo 'e is..
uh uh uh uh uh u huh
..pppoor jooey
I agree, Van Halen has been dead since 1985.
Dave tried to bring the band up from the dead in 96 and 2000, but Eddie wouldn't have anything of it.
Van Halen R.I.P 1974-1985
..phil , ain't you 'done the deed' yet ?
..i wanna see manny's head on a plate , ok ?
..dirtmanny's hi-storyHOLA..Originally posted by flappo
..phil , ain't you 'done the deed' yet ?
..i wanna see manny's head on a plate , ok ?
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh KILL MANNY KILL MANNY KILL uh uh uh uh uh
..why da plate?
..will tin foil do?
ps i neva axe dis onna job, but wat did Mmanny doo t2 U t2 makk U wanta kill 'im?
..i sweer,, Joey
..i wunder if Joey
..or Joey
..da resemBULLance is truly fanTAStic..
..wats mmy mum bEen upp t2?
Where did Joe say this? And when?
thefive
..WEER: i beLEive 'e said it at da Youth Of Islam mssg borrd..Originally posted by thefive
Where did Joe say this? And when?
thefive
..WEN: hee's alWAYs poostin ther..
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Abu Joey uh uh uh uh uh uh
..thef5ive wat?
Seriously when did he say this and where?
thefive
JOE ROGAN? NO MAN SHOW [JIMMY KIMBEL AND ANOTHER GUY] JOE ROGAN'S ONLY FEAR IS THAT FEAR FACTOR DOES'NT GET CANCELLED . THE GUY HAS PERSONALITY THAT OF A BOX OF ROCKS. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT WAS PHILL HARTMAN AND CHRIS FOLEY THAT CARRIED THE [LONG LIVE PHILL AND IT'S NOT PANTEREA].
I DO NOT FOLLOW THE MAN SHOW I JUST KNOW THAT THE JOE I'M THINKING ABOUT IS FEAR FACTOR AND TALK RADIO. BUT HEY THERE'S NO TEA IN MY JACK DANIEL'S [ DOES MICHAEL ANTHONY STILL OWN PART OF THE COMPANY DISTILLIRY?]
..if yoo are serrious yoo need t2 git a life!Originally posted by thefive
Seriously when did he say this and where?
thefive
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Abu Joey uh uh uh uh uh uh
..if yoo reed flappo's fir1st poostie again yoo'll find yer anser..
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
..thef5ive wot???
If you are refering to "Newsradio" it was DAVE Foley...Originally posted by livendallas
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT WAS PHILL HARTMAN AND CHRIS FOLEY THAT CARRIED THE [LONG LIVE PHILL AND IT'S NOT PANTEREA].
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