The Reason Why We have been having so many Sammy Trolls over here is because..
The only thing interesting about Van Halen is... David Lee Roth.
There are a lot of people who make a living off of my name. The only interesting thing about Van Halen, after the music stops, is me. It's not that I do so much, it's that they do so goddamn little! - DLR 1997
Breasts,
Sarge