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  • Jérôme Frenchise
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Nov 2004
    • 7174

    #16
    Who is Sammy Hagar?

    Who is Bette Midler?
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1322

      #17
      Who is Sammy Hagar?

      Who is Bette Midler?
      David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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      • Jérôme Frenchise
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Nov 2004
        • 7174

        #18
        Thank you Sarge's Little Helper.
        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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        • PHOENIX
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2212

          #19
          I think Sam should pose shirtless for his next album cover.

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22942

            #20
            Originally posted by PHOENIX
            I think Sam should pose shirtless for his next album cover.
            Well let's not go overboard here....
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Unchainme
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2005
              • 7746

              #21
              Montroses First album is fairly good musically, Vocally it sucked the big cock though. You can really here how it influenced CVH, musically hell it even sounds like something CVH might write (Except CVH would do it wayyy better.). Vocally it sounds like Nails on a Chalkboard though.
              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11962

                #22
                Montrose was okay.

                No better, no worse.

                Hardly classic, IMO.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35198

                  #23
                  It's kind of weird that Roth and Montrose are now sharing the same drummer...

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22942

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Unchainme
                    Montroses First album is fairly good musically, Vocally it sucked the big cock though. You can really here how it influenced CVH, musically hell it even sounds like something CVH might write (Except CVH would do it wayyy better.). Vocally it sounds like Nails on a Chalkboard though.
                    I've got a cassette somewhere of Van Halen doing Rock Candy circa 1976 or so...
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Terry
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11962

                      #25
                      Just seems like people mention Montrose as something by way of defending Hagar...like as if to prove that he was once involved in something that didn't totally blow.

                      Okay. Sammy was once in a group that didn't totally suck donkey dick. Whatever. If Montrose is the only halfway decent thing one can point to re:Hagar's career, just exemplifies his suckitude all that much more.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20565

                        #26
                        Montrose=BORING

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22942

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Matt White
                          Montrose=BORING
                          What the fuck ever happened to space stations #1, #2, #3, and #4, anyway?

                          And can somebody please explain to me HOW a scooter is supposed to conjure up images of hard rock?

                          :confused:
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Don Corleone
                            Veteran
                            • May 2004
                            • 2084

                            #28
                            Originally posted by bueno bob
                            What the fuck ever happened to space stations #1, #2, #3, and #4, anyway?

                            And can somebody please explain to me HOW a scooter is supposed to conjure up images of hard rock?

                            :confused:
                            The same way the lyric "I'd come out to your place, I'm afraid of your dad" is I guess.
                            Roth Army Militia

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                            • Padre Atilio
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 209

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Matt White
                              Montrose=BORING
                              right that, heard a lot about them like they are the new Zeppelin but nothing special...

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                              • katie
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 3072

                                #30
                                Originally posted by bueno bob
                                He was actually THIN once?
                                I knew you couldn't stay away Bob.

                                Welcome back!
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