Tinkle tinkle behind the bar
Wonder where my car keys are
Think I left'm on the table
Have to walk, this roads unstable
walking by an all nite store
I go in thru the out door
Gimme a pack of Marlboro lights
2 scratch off tickets
and say good night
I reached the door and thought oh shit
my keys are back at the Cannibal Pit
Back there was a blonde I met
her ass so nice
made my mouth wet
but now I stand here locked outta my house
a pack of smokes and Mighty Mouse
I recall the time I almost died
they came to get me
I gave'm the slide
Tinkle tinkle behind the bar
Wonder where my car keys are