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    Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits

    Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
    Mon Mar 29, 3:01 AM ET


    PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.



    According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.


    "Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."


    Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.


    "He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.


    Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck






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    I heard Cambodians have small wangs it must have been a light snack

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    I shake my penis at chicks in defiance all the time.

    I also let them try to eat it if they can.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    I think i'd let the spirits go hungry. Was he drinking Spammies tequila???
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    Re: Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits

    Originally posted by Sarge
    Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
    Mon Mar 29, 3:01 AM ET


    PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.



    According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.


    "Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."


    Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.


    "He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.


    Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck






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    "Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."

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