Hagar? Hagar???? HAGAR?????

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
I shall sleep fine.

Sammy's back in the band!

and I hear maybelline has a new line out.

This is really your week.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by pete
and I hear maybelline has a new line out.

This is really your week.

Okay.....so you keep up on makeup trends. I won't judge.

[pete]

I have a gay cousin. You should meet.

Me no judge either

[DavidLeeWrath]

Be happy to. He's gonna think you're awfully strange though for introducing him to a straight male.

[DavidLeeWrath]

LOL....so I am a FULL ON COCKTARD now?

I guess when you control the boards, you can be God. LOL


<rubs hands evilly> excellent....dance for me, puppets.

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Be happy to. He's gonna think you're awfully strange though for introducing him to a straight male.

Bro ! I'm not gonna judge you.

You can be honest here.

I don't care who you are, or what you are.

You're young, uneducated, and clearly confused in these complex times.

Acceptance of yourself now will save you a lifetime of sexual confusion.

[DavidLeeWrath]

You can coax me all you want. I know what yer up to.


You and I.....it would never happen. I just have to have tits in my face...thats the way it goes.

[Onofrio]

Well lucky for you sam hagar has big ol titties, so go to town!

[DavidLeeWrath]

You will address him as Sammy, as he is the current lead singer of Vh and deserves your respect.

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
You can coax me all you want. I know what yer up to.


You and I.....it would never happen. I just have to have tits in my face...thats the way it goes.

there, there sweetheart.

childhood sexual abuse is a serious thing.

You're reaching out, and we're here for you.

the confusion that stems from your childhood is effecting all aspects of your common sense.

Sammy Hagar!? COME ON!

TITS? Please

You're fat kid who couldn't play sports and you're here to play with big boys in a setting where you won't break your nails.

It's not even the sport. It's the MALE CONTACT you desire.

But while you spent hours learning to walk in heels, clearly, your place is not here.

Go to the links - and leave us in peace.

"Cause you belong
In a world that deep-throats schlong
That's what dreams
Are made of"

"AND BABY DRY YOUR EYES
CAUSE BRETT IS GONNA SLIDE
THAT'S WHAT DREAMS
ARE MADE OF"
Van GaYGAR

[Onofrio]

sam haggard will get respect when he earns respect, and that day has yet to arrive. being the current singer in vh is not grounds for instant respect. gary cherone,anyone?

[Chong Li]

This is a great thread.

Dave looks like the fucking crypt keeper at this point.

LMAO.

[pete]

Originally posted by Chong Li
This is a great thread.

Dave looks like the fucking crypt keeper at this point.

LMAO.

i LIKE GOOKS AND CHINX

[Onofrio]

If your looking for a crypt keeper, check out that new photo of evh with the "band" Hey now, what's that they're standing in front of? Looks rather crypt-like!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Oh but I do belong here.....I love Dave's classic stuff.

See the one thing that separates me from you is that I can appreciate both sides of the coin. I was fuckin ecstatic to hear the two new tracks Dave did on the best of record.

I hit the fuckin ceiling when I saw the footage of them onstage together (but wondered WTF they were doing *presenting* a goddamn MTV award).

I really wanted the classic lineup back

I wont get that......you wont get that. Dave wont get it.....because he dont get it.

So, the forum masters can label me Cocktard or Fuckstick or whatever...I'll wear the terms like badges of honor if it means you nuts can't stand the fact that I will give props to Sammy for taking the reins and making the time he spent in VH the most popular ever!

Oh yeah....I said it.

Better RED than dead!

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Oh but I do belong here.....I love Dave's classic stuff.

See the one thing that separates me from you is that I can appreciate both sides of the coin. I was fuckin ecstatic to hear the two new tracks Dave did on the best of record.

I hit the fuckin ceiling when I saw the footage of them onstage together (but wondered WTF they were doing *presenting* a goddamn MTV award).

I really wanted the classic lineup back

I wont get that......you wont get that. Dave wont get it.....because he dont get it.

So, the forum masters can label me Cocktard or Fuckstick or whatever...I'll wear the terms like badges of honor if it means you nuts can't stand the fact that I will give props to Sammy for taking the reins and making the time he spent in VH the most popular ever!

Oh yeah....I said it.

Better RED than dead!

the only thing red here is your anus at the thought of all the testosterone here.

but it's not for you my friend.

peace

[DavidLeeWrath]

Peace to you as well, but stop thinking about my anus or people will start judging you.

[pete]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Peace to you as well, but stop thinking about my anus or people will start judging you.

I don't try to fit in.

Judge lest ye be judged.

I don't know a thing about your anus.

I can just see your excitement and I know where you feel it at.

[Onofrio]

The vh coin used to be priceless, now one side is made of fools gold.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by Onofrio
The vh coin used to be priceless, now one side is made of fools gold.

Nice.

Seriously. I disagree, but ...cool quote.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath

Sam's set was much more like being at his house, drinks flying about, chicks wall-to-wall, and Mike decided to crash the party (and the audience lost their fuckin MINDS when they saw him jump out from the wings with his bass slung around him)

I went there to go to Dave's party, but he wasn't throwing one...he was there to remind all all that he still likes spandex and likes to pretend that the mic is his dick. Well.....um, cool....way to go, Dave.

It sucks you got roofied at Sammy's place.....god knows what happened when Mikey un-slung the bass and handed it off. Obviously the over-indulging at Sam's had you way too fucked up by the time Dave came on. If you can find video or stills of the debacle, contact legal counsel.

[Chong Li]

Originally posted by pete
i LIKE GOOKS AND CHINX

Thats a strange fetish. Hopefully the boys you covet arent underage.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Dont be angry with me because Dave put on a shit show. I went there to see HIM.

I'd already seen Sammy live a buncha times.

[pete]

Originally posted by Chong Li
Thats a strange fetish. Hopefully the boys you covet arent underage.

FUCK OFF MAE LING.

AND YOUR ANCIENT (TINY) CHINESE SECRET

lol

[Panamark]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath


"Dave is gone....Sam in ON!!"

Out of all the singers they could have chosen, they picked that screeching old sloth ? He has got "the" most annoying voice in Pop.
Its such a shame for me, as Im a fan of Edward's, but Hagar's vocal style is too fucken annoying. This is bad news for Van Halen fans, In
my opinion. Bad news for the Brothers too, they could have made this
a real success. Not some VAN HALF-ASSED touring on the back of two tracks they quickly threw together. Even if I was fan of Van Hagar, I would be dissapointed at this VAN HALF-ASSED con they are throwing at the fans..

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Umm, some wrinkled butt-pirate starts dousing me with whiskey is gonna be picking his teeth out of his own shit. And yeah, I saw the stunt you were refering to. Quite the classy move, jerking off the bottle to the women in the front row. Sorry, I left that shit behind in high school.

Hand me a drink at a party....not this faux-masturbation crap.

I think you've missed the point entirely to the whole"J.Daniels/jerking off routine". See its to be demeaning towards women in one sense, cause it represents where the cum should prob go. On your face. And in another sense it's just pure party on animal house type fun. If you left that shit behind in High School then you need to get out more and have fun.

[alexpgrimes]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
think about this u swallowin my meet... think about ... you swallowin my meet. think about it

Why do you Sammy fans turn the threads gay??? Are you upset about not being able to marry your own kind???

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath

Sam's set was much more like being at his house, drinks flying about, chicks wall-to-wall

those weren't chicks, they were old hags trying to squeeze into their Z. Cavaricci jeans they've had since high school.

[Lou]

Raunchiness was such a big part of classic Van Halen, clearly these Hagar-loving nitwits don't get that, they only care about Eddie. They don't get the humor and sarcasm of classic Van Halen. Whatever, they can continue to jerk off to When It's Love for all I care.

[NathanRay]

Good for you guys DavidLeeWrath and tvj812, I am happy you two are looking forward towards to SHAM HALEN's Mediocre summer re-union....May'be You Two can share a hotel room when they come to town.

[Kat]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I think you've missed the point entirely to the whole"J.Daniels/jerking off routine". See its to be demeaning towards women in one sense, cause it represents where the cum should prob go. On your face. And in another sense it's just pure party on animal house type fun.

OMG, I can't believe I just read this bullshit. Granted, I don't personally know Dave...but from what I've read in his book and countless interviews, I find it extremely hard to believe his stupid jack-off routine has ANYTHING to do with demeaning women. He's even stated that he worships women. No doubt, he's thinking about banging them...but not demeaning them.

So BT...I think you may have missed the point to Dave's masturbation.

[smaz]

Well if Sammi Gaybars gotta be in the band, then he'd have to front it coz you wouldnt be able to see him if he was behind anyone. Not that you'd want to see him anyway. Also, nobody's gonna wanna go to a nursing home to see that old git sing. Eddie should realise that Gaybar just wants to take the spotlight - changing the name to Van Hagar, dropping anything that was amazing-sorry i mean DLRs stuff- he just wants to make himself heard again, coz people cant see him down there. I suppose its good that Gaygits not singing any of DLRs stuff. It would be an insult to DLR.

[iamthedoctor]

god this is getting boring.....it's like handbags at dawn...

I'm as disappointed as everyone else on here that Dave ain't back but....DAVE AIN'T BACK...and thats that live with it...

For all the shite thats go on over the last few years...if I have the chance to see Eddie play live over here again, I'm still going. Probably the last chance.


the doctor has spoken.

peace

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Kat
OMG, I can't believe I just read this bullshit. Granted, I don't personally know Dave...but from what I've read in his book and countless interviews, I find it extremely hard to believe his stupid jack-off routine has ANYTHING to do with demeaning women. He's even stated that he worships women. No doubt, he's thinking about banging them...but not demeaning them.

So BT...I think you may have missed the point to Dave's masturbation.

I meant as satiracal and sarcastic. I know Dave doesn't demean women. I was setting a fire under DavidLeeWrath's ass.

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Sure, be happy to explain it. I wont "wise you up" though because that would suggest that I will change your thinking to match my own. I seriously doubt that will take place.

In any case, here goes....

I was a fan of his music as early as 82. I was also a rabid Halen fan. So, that being said, I was more than happy to see him join a band that I thought was gonna be in serious fuckin trouble after losing one of the most compelling presences in rock (yes, that would be DLR).

I like Sammy for his vocal range, his showmanship, his love for the fans, and his sense of humor. I could care less what he wears on stage. He makes a big noise, and makes it proudly. His doesn't give concerts, he throws parties for 10,000 people. He's not afraid to pick up a guitar and go toe-to-toe with Ed on the solos. The man just plain rocks.

Now, that being said....I'm still a fan of VH#1 thru 1984. I have copies of Skyscraper, Lil Aint Enough, Filithy Little Mouth.....I like Dave still. But he ain't coming back and Im not gonna fool myself into thinking so. The man's solo shows are....well, not Halen shows. The guy looks like the Crypt Keeper in tight blue leather. He's entertaining as hell to listen to in interviews, and his stuff with VH will always be classics.

But Dave is gone.....

Sam is ON!

Peace!

i wouldn't be so sure dave is gone. if you think that you have a big surprise coming.

[DavidLeeWrath]

If by big surprise you mean that DLR will actually rejoin VH, beleive me....I'd welcome that. I grew up listening to the Roth era, fer god's sake!

But I am not going to lie to myself that we are going to see THAT reunion.

Or you could also mean that Dave will continue to crank out solo records that sadly slip under the radar. That being the case...I guess I can just download that stuff.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
If by big surprise you mean that DLR will actually rejoin VH, beleive me....I'd welcome that. I grew up listening to the Roth era, fer god's sake!

But I am not going to lie to myself that we are going to see THAT reunion.

Or you could also mean that Dave will continue to crank out solo records that sadly slip under the radar. That being the case...I guess I can just download that stuff.

dont think that will happen

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Onofrio
sam haggard will get respect when he earns respect, and that day has yet to arrive. being the current singer in vh is not grounds for instant respect. gary cherone,anyone?

I saw Cherone when he opened for Roth on the ALAE tour.

In no uncertain terms, Extreme Kicked A$$, and Roth knew it.

It's no secret that Cherone preferred Roth era to the Sheepdog era, just look at the VH3 setlist.

I say, that if there's absolutely no way we can get the Diamond One back in his rightful throne with VH, here's a few other suggestions:

1. Kim Mitchell
2. Marq Torien
3. Gary Cherone

*Editor's note: Sheepdog didn't make the first zillion suggestions.

Bringing back Sammy "Sheepdog" Hagar shows that yes, Van Halen still has an unfortunate drinking problem. Alex Van Halen is too whizzed to realize that inviting Sheepdog back was the worst possible career move that they could have made, and no, $$$ from this upcoming tour will NOT prove anything.

I will, however, be interested in seeing how much they rake in from this 'wannabe reunion'. They probably couldn't afford to hire DLR back in the band, so they offered Sheepdog 10% off the top.

Sheepdog was not available for comment.


Long Live King DLR

dlr_engineroom@rotharmy.com

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Hagar rejoining VH makes as much sense as trying to delete the 'My Computer' icon from the desktop. Why bother, Scammy? Go home.

[pete]

Originally posted by azcrdnal
i wouldn't be so sure dave is gone. if you think that you have a big surprise coming.

Oh look who's starting shit again! LOL