More bullshit from Sammy

[Terry]

From the Feb 2004 issue of Classic Rock magazine:

"I used to make fun of [Dave], because I think he's a lousy singer. He's even worse now. And he's not even a showman anymore. He's shot. In the old days I didn't think it was right to make fun of him, but now that I've done this tour with him I can."

"Yeah, well, Van Halen never sold as many records as they did with me, and they never sold as many concert tickets as they did with me."

"....since I've left Van Halen I've worked harder than ever...I've played 5,000 shows since I've left Van Halen."

You deep fried slab of government cheese! You left Van Halen not even 8 years ago. That's slightly under 3,000 days. That would be more than one but less than two concerts you gave PER DAY!!

Man, we got a match made in heaven with Sam and Eddie. These guys bullshit so often it's bordering on the pathological. Sad part is they can't even do it well.

Sammy, here's a heads up. Van Halen's first album and 1984 have sold as much as the entire Van Hagar catalog.

The truth's never good enough for that guy. Just like Dave said, "Out in the bush, you know what animal makes the most noise? The one that's the most frightened."

Hagar is so deathly afraid of being forever doomed to stand in Dave's shadow that he has to lie about it.

"Belittling classic Van Halen the rest of the way. It's the work of misguided spirits"....Crazy From The Heat 1997

[Chris]

He's a real piece of work, isn't he?

[Panamark]

Whats even worse are the Spammy fans read these interviews and take it as gospel. I have had arguments with Spamsters that actually believed Van Hagar totally outsold Van Halen. (Becuase of Hagar's lies) Then when I showed them the actual sales they couldnt believe it.

Well fella's check this article out, and go check the real sales figures yourselves. And this was recent !! The fucker is still telling blatant
lies...

What a wonderful human being he is. If I was an alien I would want to download his brain, too....

[Chris]

I think Sambo needs to run the old virus check on his hard drive.

[TMR]

It doesn't matter what Spam says.....Hagar's music will never be timeless like a Diamond!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Chris
He's a real piece of work, isn't he?

More like a real piece of shit. It still frightens me that there are people who actually like him? WTF?!?!?!?

[Panamark]

Its also frightening how some believe him too !! There must be all these stupid fuckhead Van Hagar fans walking around actually believing Van Hagar outsold Van Halen... Just because Sammy is so farken full of bullshit....

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Sammy is so farken full of bullshit....

Is that why he's so portly? LOL!

[Dave IS VH]

Spammy, Eddie, and Van Hagar = liers!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting sick of people telling me "Van Halen" are back together.

It's "NOT" THE REAL VAN HALEN!!!!!!!!

There is only "ONE" Van Halen, we all know who that is.

All Spammy has done since the beginning of time was lie. My local radio station said Van Hagar was going to release a new album.

God, I hope this reunion tour bombs.

[thefive]

Was this really from the From the Feb 2004 issue of Classic Rock magazine? This Feb? What is the exact name of the magazine? I like to know so I can pick one up.

thefive

[MAX]

Hey, the only mention that I've heard of this tour on my local radio was followed by a joke, a Spam slam and "Unchained" played next. I hope it flops but I don't think it will. Think of how many people you meet on an average day? After conversing with these people, how many times do you say to yourself "That guy was FUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?"

Well, half of them are dumber than that! You do the math bro.

[Dave IS VH]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey, the only mention that I've heard of this tour on my local radio was followed by a joke, a Spam slam and "Unchained" played next. I hope it flops but I don't think it will. Think of how many people you meet on an average day? After conversing with these people, how many times do you say to yourself "That guy was FUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?"

Well, half of them are dumber than that! You do the math bro.

They have been a lot of pro Van Hagar fans on my local radio Station.

The other night my classic rock station played "Little Guitars", after the song the DJ followed up, by announcing the Van Hagar reunion tour, coming to town.

This woman called the radio station, excited about the reunion tour coming to town. The DJ followed up by saying "it's going to be a fun time", then the woman starting screaming.


Today, after playing another Dave era song, another radio station announced the Van Hagar reunion tour coming to town and said, Van Hagar was going to release a new album.

I don't know, if it's the greatest hits album or a actual new album.

[thefive]

I really do not see this tour going any where. I think it will just do okay or a little less than ok.

I dont see the excitement like I saw in 96. Not even a centimeter of
excitement. Even MTV is reporting it is a Van Hagar reunion.

thefive

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Is that why he's so portly? LOL!

Indeed ! and because of his perpetual constipation, unfortunately the only orriface the shit can escape is through his mouth.

[RufusTFirefly]

I heard this rumour that Sammy Hagar sucks a lot of dong. Is this true?

I can't believe DJs are stupid enough to aid Van Hagar into tricking people along to their concerts by playing Roth Era Halen before they plug it! That sucks!!!

[ashstralia]

i bought 'eat em and smile' and '5150' the same day at the same store in 1987.
i still listen to, and love, one of these albums for its phenomenal ground breaking
musicianship and the fucking awesome VIBE that it oozes. the other one got listened to
maybe 5 or 6 times, and is somewhere in the back of my collection.
perhaps a spamster would like a near mint copy of it????
they could take it to the gig and wave it around, and pick up a 46 yr old housewife.

[Bob_R]

I really get upset when I hear (again) Hagar saying that Van Hagar outsold Classic Van Halen. It's just not true. It's one thing to have confidence and be proud of your work. But, don't tell lies about factual stuff.

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by ashstralia
i bought 'eat em and smile' and '5150' the same day at the same store in 1987.
i still listen to, and love, one of these albums for its phenomenal ground breaking
musicianship and the fucking awesome VIBE that it oozes. the other one got listened to
maybe 5 or 6 times, and is somewhere in the back of my collection.
perhaps a spamster would like a near mint copy of it????
they could take it to the gig and wave it around, and pick up a 46 yr old housewife.

What was groundbreaking on eat em and smile? Jack shit.

[LooseMenace]

Now, now, LSD, no hair-splitting today, please. Keep your eyebrows low, my man.

Eat 'Em and Smile sounded like nothing that came out in the year before, or after, its release. 5150, on the other paw, was such a MOR, inoffensive, Kumbayah-type of album...It had to be, because the Sam Halen boyos knew the fans would be skeptical. So they played it safe.
Further evidence of EEAS's superiority: my kid sister hated it, but loved 5150.
The proof's in the pudding, Poindexter.

[Catfish]

I am SICK reading this. Just SICK.

We could spend all day chopping down each of those ridiculous comments but what's the fucking point?

Clearly the statements of a totally insecure man. It's funny as hell. Keep talking, Spammy, keep talking...

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
Spammy, Eddie, and Van Hagar = liers!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting sick of people telling me "Van Halen" are back together.

It's "NOT" THE REAL VAN HALEN!!!!!!!!

There is only "ONE" Van Halen, we all know who that is.

Don't worry dude. Only fans care about this shit. If it were Dave who was touring with them it'd be NEWS.

[L.S.D.]

I have no idea why sammy says that about the albums sales. But all that I can say is that I dont think there is 1 fan of the hagar era that doesnt like the dlr era, therefore as fans of both eras, we bought all the albums, which alot of classic vh fans did not. Its all good rockn roll to me.

[Tanarus]

The Red Rockers Better....Mos Tequila!!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Tanarus
The Red Rockers Better....Mos Tequila!!!

Wasn't that song a thinly disguised remake of a song written by a pedophile?

[Catfish]

Originally posted by FORD
Wasn't that song a thinly disguised remake of a song written by a pedophile?

Dude, I have ALWAYS thought that was a rip off of Rock & Roll Part II.

Just like he stole the I Can't Drive 55 riff off Robert Palmer's Doctor, Doctor.

Just like he stole the entire crappy new single Things Have Changed from John Cougar Mellencamp.

Hagar has NEVER been even the slightest bit creative.

If I had any more knowledge of Hagar's shit music I'm sure I could go on. As it is, I'm ashamed of myself for knowing this much...

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
I have no idea why sammy says that about the albums sales. But all that I can say is that I dont think there is 1 fan of the hagar era that doesnt like the dlr era, therefore as fans of both eras, we bought all the albums, which alot of classic vh fans did not. Its all good rockn roll to me.

you're probably right shit for brains!

[L.S.D.]

are you that immature that you hate on people with different opinions thatn you? Is it that hard to imagine that some people like both eras of vh, and its not about the lead singer. WTF?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Dave IS VH
Spammy, Eddie, and Van Hagar = liers!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting sick of people telling me "Van Halen" are back together.

It's "NOT" THE REAL VAN HALEN!!!!!!!!

There is only "ONE" Van Halen, we all know who that is.

All Spammy has done since the beginning of time was lie. My local radio station said Van Hagar was going to release a new album.

God, I hope this reunion tour bombs.

hey... van halen's back together

[Terry]

Originally posted by thefive
Was this really from the From the Feb 2004 issue of Classic Rock magazine? This Feb? What is the exact name of the magazine? I like to know so I can pick one up.

thefive

It's called Classic Rock magazine. Imported from the UK and found at most Barnes and Noble and Borders outlets. Costs about $8 an issue, but well worth it. Blows away Rolling Stone, Blender and Spin combined in terms of both photographic and article content.