"Hey this is David Lee Roth and I promised you the news and here's the news. About a year ago myself and the great Van Halen band played together once or twice and it sounded amazing! In the following several months Edward and I, Edward Van Halen and me, David Lee Roth, created some of the most amazing, phenomenal - the hands fell off the clock ladies and gentleman and we wrote three astonishing tunes.
That was last July and since then I haven't been up to the studio, we haven't really been in touch and we haven't made any music, but I am holding forth, I'm in the shape of my life and I got the high note- I'm ready to go. And I am positive for the future ladies and gentleman. Stay tuned and I'll tell you what the future brings, right here on DavidLeeRoth.com, brought to you by Slawterhouse - makers of fine home family entertainment here on the net for what seems like a million years."
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