What do you think about Chris Holmes ???

[Mr_Pink]

I think he's a fuckin' rockstar.

[Diamondjimi]

I think he's a fuckin LOSER !

I mean this clown was married to Lita Ford.She can play circles
around him . A total piss tank and compete Bozo on the guitar !
He probably pumps gas in El Segundo !

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mr_Pink
I think he's a fuckin' rockstar.

any relation to john holmes?

[Mr_Pink]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
I think he's a fuckin LOSER !

I mean this clown was married to Lita Ford.She can play circles
around him . A total piss tank and compete Bozo on the guitar !
He probably pumps gas in El Segundo !

Soooo......We are in agreement on the "rockstar" thing.

[Mr Badguy]

Well, boning Lita Ford can`t be all bad.

He`s one up on us there.

[WACF]

Good point...

[Matt White]

Friend of EVH before CLASSIC VAN HALEN made it....

has said "WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH" the sisters would still be playing "Backyard parties"......

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Mr_Pink
Soooo......We are in agreement on the "rockstar" thing.

LOL !!!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Matt White
Friend of EVH before CLASSIC VAN HALEN made it....

has said "WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH" the sisters would still be playing "Backyard parties"......

What do Chris Holmes and Van Halen have in common ?

Answer: Neither have released a good song in 20 years !

[Mr_Pink]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
What do Chris Holmes and Van Halen have in common ?

Answer: Neither have released a good song in 20 years !

You got that right !!!

I used to live next door to him. He tells the best CVH stories you ever heard.
I must admit I do like that first W.A.S.P. album,and he was da' bomb in metal years... yo.

Someone told me he fucked a chicken at some record executive party once.

I like to think it's true.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Mr_Pink
Someone told me he fucked a chicken at some record executive party once.

I like to think it's true.

Why?

Telling people you humped Lita would be more impressive.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Mr_Pink
You got that right !!!

I used to live next door to him. He tells the best CVH stories you ever heard.

Well this is the DLR ARMY .
How about sharing some stories with us ??????

And yeah,I heard the chicken rumour as well. Probably just a story
created by Blackie Brainless.......

[Matt White]

I thought Blackie WAS the chicken.....???:confused:

[Mr_Pink]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Well this is the DLR ARMY .
How about sharing some stories with us ??????

And yeah,I heard the chicken rumour as well. Probably just a story
created by Blackie Brainless.......

You know after I posted that I was driving to work trying to think of what to post if you asked for one.
I am a guitar man, so I wanted to comprehend what It was like growing up on the same block as Eddie Van Halen.
Back then all these bootlegs were scarce. He had a grocery bag full of em'.
To hear him tell it, that dude Terry Killgore was the best player back in the day. I guess he was a little bit older, and gave lessons at a music store.
The thing that blew me away was how he saw EVH as just a bro that he grew up with, but if I had a guitar mag with Tony Iommi in it he would be like "Dude can I borrow this? fuckin' Iommi is the shit" all giddy like.
To which I would respond:"Fuck no, I never get em' back. Now lets go over to your moms house so I can see that guitar eddie used for WACF"
I know this pales in comparison to a good "chicken-fucking" story so I will add that Lita Ford liked a load to be left in her brownhole before she left the house, and she gave Jimmy Page a blowjob when she was in the runaways making her what? 16.
I only throw that in to make up for my sappy EVH fan stuff.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Mr_Pink
I will add that Lita Ford liked a load to be left in her brownhole before she left the house,

Squish !

and she gave Jimmy Page a blowjob when she was in the runaways making her what? 16.
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No surprise. Back then Page was borderline diddler.................
(See Hammer of the Gods"& " Stairway to Heaven" bios))