Holy Jumpin' Fuckin' Jeezus... :eek:Originally posted by Katydid
Dear God,
Please strike down in your anger the persons responsible for all of this evil.
Let them all see your revenge and almighty power.
They think they are God...
They think they are invincible...
Please put the fear of God into them. Please strike terror into their souls. Let them see the power of your holy might.
I ask this in the name of your son Jesus Christ. And any Christian who reads this and agrees with it...makes two or more...God says, whenever 2 or more are gathered and agree in my name I will answer their prayers.
Amen
Yes and this is coming from a "Christian."
"To the tune of Runnin' With The Devil:
Boobs are good to hold and to FEE-L
I don't care if they are REA-L
Don't care what she looks like tomorrow
I'm talkin' 'bout the perfect tomatooooooooo
AHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I see you're still alive too AL?
Ya see...
God tis' grate
God tis' good
Let us thank him for this food...
AMEN!!!
BTW...
God did thou invent both humor and horniness as well.
Divine maker he tis'...
And I say ROTH ON!!!