Chapter 36:
Katydid smells of Sasquatch poon.
Chapter 36:
Katydid smells of Sasquatch poon.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Back for more ... huh Granny ?
You that lonely ?
You need some company ... at your sites?
Please die ... soon ...
Hey ... I wonder what your family is doing for Christmas?
Bet I know ...
Friday December 2
First Friday of Advent
Pity-Full
In today's gospel, two blind men approached Jesus and asked to be cured of their blindless. That may sound like no big deal, but remember they could not see Jesus.
They heard the people calling his name and they must have asked others to bring them to him. As they approached Jesus, they did not ask him to heal their blindness but to have pity on them. The word pity is often avoided becuse of its negative connotation. To pity others is seen as judging them!
In Webster's Dictionalry, the wrod pity is defined as "feeling of sorrow and compassion caused by the sufferings of others."
When Mother Teresa walked the streets of Calcutta, she took pity on the poor but she didn't stop there. She went right up to them and helped them! She washed their wounds, fed their stomachs, and bathed their bodies. If pity is just a feeling, it's negative because it doesn't do anyone any good! But if in our pity for other we are motivated to reach out and help them, then pity becomes a positive, and through it others are helped!
Let us keep in mind that Jesus has a special place in his heart for the poor, and for all those who minister to them. "Blessed are the poor for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven."
Reflection based on Matthew 9:27-31 Molly Kelly
Loving Father, let my compassion towards others manifest my confidence in your love for me.
And not the average sasquatch either ... the ols skanky whore sasquatch that stands by the big trees and puts off that slutty, rotten odor of being had by all the neighborhood bigfoots.Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Chapter 36:
Katydid smells of Sasquatch poon.
Saturday, December 2
Saint Francis Xavier, priest
At All Cost
"Without cost you have received; without cost you are to give." These words of JEsus are a departing reminder to the 12 apostles being sent out on their first excursions as preachers of the kingdom.
The words deepen in significance after Jesus has left this life, when the apostles are pouring out their lives in missionary efforts.
They will have to remember often what happened: it was our Lord who took the first step inviting them to encounter God in the flesh, and there was only one need at that time, not to run away.
Always, even now, our Lord in approaching a soul in spritual need asks nothing more than an open door to his knocking.
He gives himself without exacting an initial cost. There is, however, a cost later, but oe that must be offered with generous love.
Mother Teresa often urged her sisters: "Give without counting the cost."
Faithfulness to Jesus can be very demanding; and zeal for souls can bring frustrations, even revilement.
But we have received much, and we ought to have great longing for Jesus Christ to be known and loved. We can never return but a fragment of the love we have received from him. Let us be faithful at all costs to bringing knowledge of him to others. Let us pray this Advent for souls in need.
Reflection based on Matt. 9:35-10: 1,5a, 6-8
Father Donald Haggerty
Loving Father, increase my longing to know your SOn and to reveal him to others.
SUNDAY, December 4
Second Sunday of Advent
A reading from the holy Gospel according to Mark 1:1-8
THE BEGINNING of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
As it is written in Isaiah the prophet:
Behold, I am sending my messenger ahead of you; / he will prepare your way./ A voice of one crying in the desert:/ "Prepare the way of the Lord,/ make straight his paths."
John the Baptist appeared in the deser proclaiming a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. People of the whole Judean countryside an dall the inhabitants of Jerusalem were going out to him and were being baptized by him in the Jordan River as they acknowledged their sins.
John was clothed in camel's hair, with a leater belt around his waist.
He fed on locusts and wild honey.
And this is what he proclaimed: "One mighter than I is coming after me. I am not worthy to stoop and loosen the thongs of his sandals. I have baptized you with water; he will baptize you with the Holy Spirit."
The Gospel of the Lord
PARTY AT KATYS!
PORN AND DILDOS ALL AROUND!
MAKE SURE YOU SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!
WWJD???
That fucking death metal rules!!!!
I was down and ready to quit, but some things happened which gave me hope that maybe there was a light at the end of the long tunnel.
In a thread over in HitchWORLD a person named mcdixon smarted off at me. I said in an offhand way:
If you know a Timothy Dixon tell him I want my new $17. hoe back. When I went to TN I left it with him. He never worked in the flowers once in the 4 mo. I was gone, and he was a fake address in the computer.
A friend and I planted flowers in White Dove Chapel's two flower beds. Never expected much, they were full of crabgrass, bermuda grass and thorny weeds. White Dove feeds people free everyday. And gives groceries away every two weeks. Runs solely on donations. (It was a charity thing for us)
She never helped me once keep them clean of weeds, then he disappointed me too...
Anyway I told her I'd come and weed them. They were a mass of color and head high. (Some volunteer TommyToe Tomatoes came up too). And some that looked like marajuna, someone dug up and stole all them except two. They had 1 less leaf....They were a beautiful viney flower.
I got a piece of cardboard and a foot long 2x4 with a nail in the end from the trash and went to work.
As it turned out this past week when I went they had a card and money waiting for me. Said a lot of people were wondering who I was? And a stranger who walked in off the street and wanted to remain ANONYMOUS gave the pastor's wife the envelope with my name printed on it. And inside it said "For Flowers" and a generous donation. She ran over when I opened the card and money fell out, she acted so surprised and ...I was shocked.
Just want to say "Thank You."
I went out and pulled up all the dead flowers and shucked the seeds off and felt like a new person.
One other time something like that happened to me. I sing in Catholic Church Choir. I was telling about our Choir director, an old woman retiring and the whole choir quitting. I sang alone two Sundays with one member who played the old piano. We had a great organ and an old piano that wouldn't stay in tune. Like usual big mouth me was telling it all on a couple websites I belonged to.
The third Sunday a new Choir director was hired. He is from Armenia. He got his training at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. He knew the Monks who were killed in the insurgency when terrorists took it under seige during Arafat/ Sharon era. No one liked him because they couldn't understand his Armenian/English. And he played too rock and roll. He and I held hands and prayed and went out alone and sang. Suddenly people started coming from the audience, without choir robes and joining me. So that is how we got our new choir.
Then an anonymous donor bought us a new black Boston Grand piano that cost $45,000.
The UN invited us to come to Paris and sing in the World for Peace effort in Paris. Sang in various churches also. We were the only one in the USA invited. Were choirs from all over the world.
We got so many in choir, that we had to divide them up, got a Hispanic, Mong, Lahu, and we have a Teens choir with guitars, drums, horns and piano, a Contempory which I'm in. Kids choir, etc.
Had a Multicultural Concert, had a group of orphans from Rumania came. The Mong and Lahu dressed in their native costumes with the bangles all over and hats, etc.
CNN came and filmed it and played it on the top of the hour every year now.
This past year we were invited to competitions in Italy. Won third place internationally.
A huge church has invited us in a couple weeks to come there and do a concert. And as usual we will have our annual concert this week.
I couldn't afford to go both years to Paris and Italy. (I'm my sole support and barely getby) A skelton crew of us kept things going while they were gone.
He has since went back to Armenia and brought back a wife. They have a young son. His visa is running out, and we have been fundraising to help keep him here (a choir effort only). It will take about $25,000. for lawyers to keep him here. We have raised not nearly enough.
Anyway, why am I telling this in a website which hates me? Guess to let all of you know that you can't Keep a good Christian down.
GOD IS THE GREAT 'I AM' NOT THE 'GREAT I WAS.' (that's a religous song)
He is alive and well in Christians heart everywhere. Schools, businesses, government and all the rest may kick Christ out, but they will never kick him out of true Christians hearts.
You're really a LOSER!
What's your fave hymn to sing? I personally love Ave Maria and would sing it, but alas, I am not well. You should pray for me Katy.Originally posted by Katydid
I sing in Catholic Church Choir.
Roth Army Militia
UNTASTED COOKIES
Last Advent, while I was baking Christmas cookies with my children, I shared withthem some old world Advent traditions that I had read in a book baout Maria von Trapp (the real Maria, not the Julie Andrews version). When I told them that, in Maria's family, many cookies were baked during Advent, but none were consumed until Christmas, a small uproar ensued.
"How impossible, how unfair! The thought of baking cookies without tasting at least a few seemed cruel and unusual punishment, especially during the Christmas season. But it wasn't the Christmas season, I reminded my children. It was Advent.
As for children - indeed, for all of us - it is hard to remain in Advent while most of the rest of the world has been celebrating Christmas since the Halloween decoratons came down.
It helps during this time to reflect on the austere figure of John the Baptist. Scripture tells us that John was "clothed in camel's hair, with a leather belt around his waist." He ate locusts and he avoided storng drink. John lived in anticipation of the coming of one greater than he.
His life shows us that it is worth it to wait for something. He points to Someone worth waiting for.
Lisa Lickona
Loving Father, fill all my expectation with your Presence and make my waiting an occasion of grace.
Hey Ally,Originally posted by Ally_Kat
What's your fave hymn to sing? I personally love Ave Maria and would sing it, but alas, I am not well. You should pray for me Katy.
I'm sorry about saying how I felt the other night, but that's just me. I really don't know why I keep coming back and getting punished. I guess I figure that maybe if one person comes to know God as their personal saviour that all will not be lost.
Ava Maria is beautiful, and Christ does not like people scorning his mother. (He said that in his apparitons in Conyers, GA)
Sorry you are not well. I will pray for you; Please pray for me too.
And lms and her kids need our prayers too.
Dear God,
Please put your white light of protection around us. Please lead, guide, guard, direct and protect us now and always as the things of this world runs through our brains.
Please forgive us for the things we have done and the things we have failed to do.
Please help us to forgive, forget, and start over; because it is never too late.
God, thank you for the many blessings in our lives, and our family and friends lives.
Most of all thank you for creating us. Please help us to ask you to be our Father. And may Mother Mary be our mothers, and Jesus our redeemer. And the Heavenly hosts, angels and saints, please pray for us to God our Father.
Please heal our minds, bodies, hearts, and souls. And have mercy on us in all our ways.
Thank you for your unconditonal love.
These favors I ask in Jesus Name. Amen.
Mary's my girl. Deffy someone the Catholic girls should look up to
Please, you keep coming back because the negative attention you get here IS ALL YOU GET.Originally posted by Katydid
Hey Ally,
I'm sorry about saying how I felt the other night, but that's just me. I really don't know why I keep coming back and getting punished.
You love being a floor mat and punching bag.
A lying old hypocrite who wishes death on people in God's name and looks at porn and dildos, donates to the site and then threatens to have it shut down while stealing the rotharmy name in hopes of maybe someone will come to your sites.
They don't, your family kicks you out, so you come here.
Pretty fucking pathetic. A lying old hag who tried to get to adopt kids for the financial end of it.
Go to hell, you may as well get an early start.
By the way, typing out word for word out of a book is just like cutting and pasting, just the stupid , long way of doing it.
Hypocrite.
Such a lovely prayer session. I can feel the tears welling up.
MONDAY DECEMBER 5
Monday of the Second Week of Advent
What We Need to Hear
The friends of the parlayzed man in today's Gospel went to great efforts to bring their friend to Jesus. When they were prevented by the crowd from approaching Jesus, they went up on the roof, removed the tiles, and let their friend down with ropes - no small task.
The first thing that Jesus said to the man was, "Your sins are forgiven." That probably wasn't what the man expected to hear, but Jesus knew that it was what he needed to hear.
God knows that sin can be even more paralyzing to a person's spirit than a physical injury can be to the body.
Advent is a good time to come to Jesus in the confessional and hear the words "your sins are forgiven." It is even better if we can bring our friends. The friends of the parlayzed man went to great efforts to bring him to Jesus, and they were greatley rewarded for their efforts.
Not only did they see their friend healed, their deed will be remembered throughout history.
They did not consider what other people thought of them.
They were not deterred by the crush of the crowd.
They were not afraid to remove obstacles.
Shouldn't we imitate their example?
Do we have friends who need to be healed and who cannot come to Jesus by themselves - who need a friend to bring them.
Reflections based on Luke 5: 17-26
Dale O'Leary
Loving Father, help me to become a true friend to others thorugh the forgiveness I received through your Son.
wait til my meds kick inOriginally posted by Warham
Such a lovely prayer session. I can feel the tears welling up.
Katy, dont' forget about those mysterious and the rosaries you're suppose to do during Advent.
I gave Charlie Sheen when he was struggling with all his problems a story written by a druggie back in the middle ages. Mother Mary spreading her blue mantal over him. I'll try to find it. Very inspirational.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Mary's my girl. Deffy someone the Catholic girls should look up to
She actually told me in a dream not to worry about my son Darren, that she was taking good care of him. And she got on a train. So I haven't worried about him since.
Darren joined the Navy Seals and they sent him to weld on abandoned ships in Lake Michigan. He'd already had a heart attack and we never knew it till later. He wound up stealing his records and hitting the master sargent and going AWOL. They called me. I went to sleep on my knees praying beside the bed.
I dreamed she had on a dark blue robe with a white collar. She said, "Don't worry about Darren I'm taking good care of him. Then got on the train. I of course called the whole family in the middle of the night. They thought I was crazy, like mmkay...
Years later he was saying, "Nobody takes care of me anymore." I told him that dream. He said, "Well, when I ran I got on a train... Suddenly it stopped and I run to the bathroom and stayed in there and smoked about 15 minutes. I figured the MPS had me."" Then I heard a choir singing. So I went back out." I asked if they had on dark blue robes white collars? He said, "Yes, but let me tell it..." They sang all the way to Memphis. A woman with strange blue eyes sitting by a man kept looking at me. Then an old white haired man with a roll of blueprints asked me to eat with him in the dining car. Said he was boss over the railroad."
Said his friend Brian met him in Memphis and brought him to Nashville where Kirk lived. He asked, "Mama, do you know what the train was called? It was called "The City of New Orleans."
So all those years later everyone realized what my dream meant.
He had to go back until they could muster him out. They made him sleep in the hall and watch and not let anyone use the phone all inght.
Some people scoffed when I told the story Darren told me, but that same week a train got loose without anyone on it and went for miles and miles.
Yeah, the same dreams that gave you my email address to post ...
Take another pill ... you know, the poison one ...
No doubt Katy,Originally posted by ALinChainz
Take another pill ... you know, the poison one ...
Since your life 'tis so fucking miserable, why don't you just go for it and meet Jesus in person?
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
You are right, I need to do that. Just been so busy. Can't hurt to ask Mary to pray for us now and at the hour of our death. And the Our Fathers...and Glory bes.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Katy, dont' forget about those mysterious and the rosaries you're suppose to do during Advent.
Used to be more fun when everyone went to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve.
Priest lit the 2nd Advent candle Sun.
I had a dream once that I was rich and famous.
Psh...that's why one goes to Midnight Mass. Available seats and the A&P Catholics aren't there.Originally posted by Katydid
Used to be more fun when everyone went to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve.
You're only 21.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I had a dream once that I was rich and famous.
I'll be reading about your exploits some day.
Simple Advent Plan
l. Go to Mass more often...go to Confession before Christmas.
2. Pray together as a family.
3.Offer short prayers during the day.
4. Examine your conscience.
5. Do some fasting.
6. Make your home a haven of charity.
damn straight!Originally posted by Warham
You're only 21.
I'll be reading about your exploits some day.
Got me a novel that's just itchin' to win some kind of award/public love/HBO series contract.
And don't forget the no meet on friday rule!Originally posted by Katydid
Simple Advent Plan
l. Go to Mass more often...go to Confession before Christmas.
2. Pray together as a family.
3.Offer short prayers during the day.
4. Examine your conscience.
5. Do some fasting.
6. Make your home a haven of charity.
I didTurkey soup
But hurry, Ally.
You don't stay young forever.
AL,
Did you ever think that maybe God wanted you to listen, read, and learn; rather than running your negative mouth all time?
How many people get to be "Katydid's special assignment, anyways?"
I'm thinking he is getting pretty tired of you.
I'm totally thinking that I could be done with this novel by Spring if I dedicate myself to it over the winter break. A month with nothing to do and a computer? Oh the possibilies! Plus i have everything planned out in my writer's notebook.Originally posted by Warham
But hurry, Ally.
You don't stay young forever.
Glad you reminded me. I forgot last week.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And don't forget the no meet on friday rule!
I did
Thur. the 8th. is a holy day of obligation, to fast. Feast of the Immaculate Conception. Wed the 7th is the Vigil Mass where you sign up to stay an hour and pray and keep watch.
PRAYER FOR THE WEEK:
An Advent Prayre: Light of the World, enter the darkness of our hearts and renew us in faith, hope, and love. As we prepare to celebrate the great mystery of the incarnaton, help us to see your preence in our world, especially in the needs of the poor. Strengthen us to become true peacemakers able to love our enemies and forgive those who have offended us. Lead us to acknowledge our own sinfulness, accept yoru mercy and extend your healing love to those around us. AMen.
Reprinted from Living Fath Vol. 21 #3
I'll be breaking that one. gotta take the meds with food or else I'l lget sicker! :eek:Originally posted by Katydid
Glad you reminded me. I forgot last week.
Thur. the 8th. is a holy day of obligation, to fast. Feast of the Immaculate Conception. Wed the 7th is the Vigil Mass where you sign up to stay an hour and pray and keep watch.
Hope you get better soon.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I'll be breaking that one. gotta take the meds with food or else I'l lget sicker! :eek:
Here are some Flu Remedies a DR. gave of JOY FM...
Elderberry Extract
Sambucol and Tammi flu
A and B vitamins
Allicon rich foods (onions, garlic, leeks)
Goodnight and God bless...
Kate
POST PRON
i wish it was as simple as the fluOriginally posted by Katydid
Hope you get better soon.
Here are some Flu Remedies a DR. gave of JOY FM...
Elderberry Extract
Sambucol and Tammi flu
A and B vitamins
Allicon rich foods (onions, garlic, leeks)
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