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    Dead Kennedys Without Jello ???

    Yeat another lame "reunion" without the original leader

    It even references VH


    Re-Formed Kennedys Not The Same
    November 21, 2005
    By DAN LEROY, Special To The Courant It's an age-old rock debate, as perplexing as the question about a tree falling in the forest when no one's around: Is a band, missing its original voice, still valid?

    Sometimes the answer is maybe (Van Hagar) and sometimes it's just plain no (Van Cherone). But evaluating legendary punk quartet the Dead Kennedys without former frontman Jello Biafra is a tougher call.



    The Kennedys, who finished the current leg of an American tour Saturday at Hartford's Webster Theatre, won't be reuniting with Biafra anytime soon. After a bitter court dispute that involved distribution of the band's back catalog (now in the hands of the remaining Kennedys), guitarist East Bay Ray, bassist Klaus Flouride and drummer D.H. Peligro reformed the group.

    Substitute vocalist Brandon Cruz has since been replaced by Philadelphia singer Jeff Penalty, a boy among aging men onstage. Penalty gives the Kennedys an undeniable shot of twentysomething adrenaline - even though Ray's trebly, shredded-surf riffs and Peligro's pounding sound as energetic as ever - but his predecessor's legacy works both for and against Penalty's efforts.

    There are certainly signature Kennedys songs - and most of them were reprised Saturday - yet the band was always less about individual tunes and more about a worldview. The group's uncompromising left-wing stance, especially as applied to the music business, was a huge influence on virtually every act that followed in the American underground of the Eighties.

    That means it isn't quite as jarring to hear Penalty take on greatest hits such as "Holiday in Cambodia" or "California Über Alles" as it might be to listen to, say, Hüsker Dü minus Bob Mould. Yet while Biafra's vocals may be replaceable, a band that owes so much to his larger-than-life personality can't escape it so easily.

    You could make the case that Penalty's presence underscores the timelessness of the Kennedys' message, that he represents a new generation for whom "Nazi Punks F*** Off" and "Bleed For Me" (updated with the expected Cowboy Bush invective) are just as meaningful as they were two decades ago.

    Or you could counter that the endearingly sloppy take on OutKast's "Hey Ya" was the most relevant moment of the evening.

    For all the power and professionalism on display Saturday, it's a lot easier to defend the second argument.
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    Re: Dead Kennedys Without Jello ???

    Originally posted by LoungeMachine



    Substitute vocalist Brandon Cruz has since been replaced .

    Brandon Cruz?


    Eddie?

    As in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"?????


    LMMFAO


    What, Corey Feldman was unavailable???

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    Re: Re: Dead Kennedys Without Jello ???

    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Brandon Cruz?


    Eddie?

    As in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father"?????


    LMMFAO


    What, Corey Feldman was unavailable???
    He'll be next. Actually he will sing as a duo with Corey Haim.

    And Corey Hart might come along if he can find his fucking sunglasses.

    Jello Biafra IS the fucking Dead Kennedys!!
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    Re: Re: Re: Dead Kennedys Without Jello ???

    Originally posted by FORD
    He'll be next. Actually he will sing as a duo with Corey Haim.

    And Corey Hart might come along if he can find his fucking sunglasses.

    Jello Biafra IS the fucking Dead Kennedys!!
    This is quite possibly the DUMBEST punk thing to happen since The Misfits without Glenn Danzig.

    Ack.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Speaking of which, why doesn't Eerie Von reform Samhain with Will Smith or Britney Spears singing?

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Speaking of which, why doesn't Eerie Von reform Samhain with Will Smith or Britney Spears singing?
    Because Glenn would kill him before they ever got in the studio?

    Yeah, Samhain with Titney... they could call the album "Bubblegum Coming Fire" or something like that.

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    Originally posted by FORD
    Because Glenn would kill him before they ever got in the studio?

    Yeah, Samhain with Titney... they could call the album "Bubblegum Coming Fire" or something like that.
    "All the world and everything in my tits..."


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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    "All the world and everything in my tits..."


    Sounds like a Fab quote

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    DK without JELLO is a joke.

    JELLO recently toured with the MELVINS but came nowhere near me (Detroit). I would have gone in a second. But the DK's? They're as bad as the Van Halen brothers EXCEPT for the fact that they're making money through good archive releases instead of repeated greatest hits.
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    The thread title pretty much sums it up.

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    There's always room for Jello!

    The Dead Kennedy's have outlived their usefulness anyways!

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    Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
    There's always room for Jello!

    The Dead Kennedy's have outlived their usefulness anyways!
    Ironic considering which board we post from


    But good to see the point of the thread escaped you yet again

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    There was a point to it?

    Lemme guess...you wrote it and are getting royalties?

    LMAO!!!!!

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    Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
    There was a point to it?

    Yeah.

    I'll spell it out to you simply so you can understand it.

    Many of us don't like bands going out and trying to cash in on a name when the PRINCIPLE member[s] are no longer with the band, due to death or other reasons.


    But I ring the bell, and you come.

    It works every time.

    You may now go back to memorizing your Republican Talking Points Memo for next week.

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    Wow, if only everyone else could be exactly like you.

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    Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
    Wow, if only everyone else could be exactly like you.
    What a wondeful world this would be

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    Mwell... Dead Kennedys... Mmmpff... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    Mwell... Dead Kennedys... Mmmpff... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
    Sorry.

    With special guests: The Wounded Reagans

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    With special guests: The Wounded Reagans
    Ha! Ha! The Wounded Reagans! What about The Bretzelized Bushes?



    And well, I'm unfair: I only judge the DK on face value. I've never heard any of their songs.

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    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    And well, I'm unfair: I only judge the DK on face value. I've never heard any of their songs.
    "Give me libertarians or give me creeping death" is a grate primer!

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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    "Give me libertarians or give me creeping death" is a grate primer!
    Ha! Ha! It sounds like a ballsy speech, at least.
    Far above those weaklings moaning about imaginary toothaches!

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    Dead Kennedy's was one of the very first punk bands my bro introduced to me back in the 80's. There is no way there could be any version of the Dead Kennedy's without Jello. "Pull My Strings"
    "Its the American in me that says it's an honor to die, in a war that is a politicians lie. Its the American in me that makes me watch it on TV.

    It's the American in me that makes me watch the blood run out of the bullet holes in his head, it's the American in me, that never wonders why Kennedy was murdered by the FBI"

    For Christsakes dont ask "What can I do for my country?"- Ask What your country has been doing to you.

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    "Pull My Strings"

    I'm tired of self respect
    I can't afford a car
    I wanna be a prefab superstar

    I wanna be a tool
    Don't need no soul
    Wanna make big money
    Playing rock and roll

    I'll make my music boring
    I'll play my music slow
    I ain't no artist, I'm a business man
    No ideas of my own

    I won't offend
    Or rock the boat
    Just sex and drugs
    And rock and roll

    Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
    My Payola!
    Drool, drool, drool, drool, drool, drool
    My Payola!

    You'll pay ten bucks to see me
    On a fifteen foot high stage
    Fatass bouncers kick the shit
    Out of kids who try to dance

    If my friends say
    I've lost my guts
    I'll laugh and say
    That's rock and roll

    But there's just one problem

    [Chorus]
    Is my cock big enough
    Is my brain small enough
    For you to make me a star
    Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
    Pull my strings and I'll go far

    And when I'm rich
    And meet Bob Hope
    We'll shoot some golf
    And shoot some dope

    Is my cock big enough?
    Is my brain small enough?
    [Repeat chorus, etc. etc.]

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    I used to crank that fuckin tune so loud I swear my Dad was having a heart attack. 7 years later he did. Im now in the middle of a law suit against Jello.

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    "Is my cock big enough
    Is my brain small enough
    For you to make me a star
    Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
    Pull my strings and I'll go far"

    Sam Fagar was at one the same shows as me. Everytime the chorus ended he'd screm "Yeah" and raise his tiny little fists in the air.

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Sounds like a Fab quote
    Ha!

    I'd imagine her fronting Samhain would be kinda fun, actually...covered head to toe in blood...it'd certainly give "Human Pony Girl" a WHOLE new spin, hmm?


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