I almost went with a fresh-cut Norfolk Pine, but opted out in favor of the silver one I already own. Opting out was a challenge, as a friend in the Shriners' offer'd me a free tree.
The last time there was a real tree in the house, the dog pissed on it. It just kept smelling like dog piss 'cause the stupid fucking dog pissed right in the bowl where the water went. Stupidity was everywhere...I was too stupid to realize that's where the smell was coming from until I tore the tree down.
C'est La Vee, as they say.
What do you do?
Fake or real?
Feel free to talk about boobs too!