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water?
Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...
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Cocks.
And hairy arses and backs.
And the taste of spunk.
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Sitting on a park bench!
haha i saw "page" from "go to the last page", i thought Page was on there for a second
Wake me up before you go-go because you lost your shoe in my rectum.
This doesn't answer the fucking question.
hahaha. it's nice to see my classic thread rising again.
oh yes oh yes. this problem should be discussed thoroughly.
so...why?
Not this one again.
The thread that wouldn`t die.
Oh, Alan.
I was sick of this last year, it got so fucking boring after a while.
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I'm goona throw this out there. Little Richard.Originally posted by Cato
hahaha. it's nice to see my classic thread rising again.
oh yes oh yes. this problem should be discussed thoroughly.
so...why?
It was that Tooti Frootie song...then Jerry Lee's like, "Fuck this, Great Balls Of Fire is getting taken out of context."
So he goes over and professes love for his FEMALE cousin to no avail.
Any thoughts?
:confused:
what's the difference between Englishmen and the others? there must be a clue there
Has the rise of Justin Hawkins rekindled this thread, Cato?
Shaun won`t be pleased to see this one dug up.
He got real hot about it last time.
Eh?
I want to include Ozzy to the gay englishmen singers....
just because lately his music sucks
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Rob Halford?Isnt he from Arizona?Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Don`t forget Holly Johnson.
And Rob Halford.
And Kenny Everett.
The English are all gay.
who caresOriginally posted by Mr Badguy
Shaun won`t be pleased to see this one dug up.
He got real hot about it last time.
Eh?
Originally posted by Cato
who cares
hum
Isnt the singer of the Pet Shop Boys gay?
Umm just a bit...
You don't exactly need to have finely tuned gaydar to know that both of them love other men inserting their penises into them.
i guess the fact the keyboard players got aids don't help
I thought keyboard players never got laid?Originally posted by flappo
i guess the fact the keyboard players got aids don't help
:confused:
Grate! The threads' back!
why are most gay singers Englishmen?
Now that I've re-cuntsidered' the thread title again, is this about "most gay", as in "that sumbitch is gayer than the gay?"
Sample statement:
Sure, Liberace was gay, but look at the English singers' legacy of pomp and gender-bending....."most gay" seems applicable.
:confused:
Only in recent years.Originally posted by Macu
Rob Halford?Isnt he from Arizona?
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
No, that was Hendrix. And actually, he was already in the military (82nd Airborne, I believe) but he wanted out to be able to play music. And Jimi wasn't gay either, but they bought the excuse. Maybe he told the recruiters "'scuze me while I kiss this guy...."Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't think Jim Morrison was gay. Confusion may arise because he PRETENDED to be gay in front of his draft board to get out of being drafted for Vietnam.
Morrison didn't need such theatrics to stay out of Vietnam. His dad was an admiral in the Navy and probably pulled some strings to keep him out of the draft.
yes. and that's because his ancestors came from England.Originally posted by PHOENIX
Isnt the singer of the Pet Shop Boys gay?
Yea, I started to sweat just seeing it backOriginally posted by Mr Badguy
Has the rise of Justin Hawkins rekindled this thread, Cato?
Shaun won`t be pleased to see this one dug up.
He got real hot about it last time.
Eh?
Thats not true. What about the time Jon Lord was found with that pig.Originally posted by PHOENIX
I thought keyboard players never got laid?
:confused:
He said he tripped...but, he fooled no-one.
HA!
Was I ever that young?
Feel a bit embarrased reading this back...
I`m going to re-sticky it just so everyone can relive your youth.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
HA!
Was I ever that young?
Feel a bit embarrased reading this back...
Gee, thanks...
In my defence, this did hit the fan within my first week of posting, and this is my first interweb message board and, well, I was (am?) an annoying little cunt.
Just didn't understand the humour on the site at the time...
Nah, it`s one of those classic threads that doesn`t die, it just goes away for a while.
What with George Michael being back in the spotlight for both right and wrong then it`s a good time to bring it back.
I do admit, it is fucking funny reading it back...
The hell with "Tooty Fruity". You ever really listen to the words to "Long Tall Sally"??Originally posted by rustoffa
I'm goona throw this out there. Little Richard.
It was that Tooti Frootie song...then Jerry Lee's like, "Fuck this, Great Balls Of Fire is getting taken out of context."
OK......Long Tall Sally (Enotris Johnson, Richard Penniman, Robert Blackwell)
Gonna tell aunt Mary, 'bout uncle John,
He claim he has the misery but he's havin' a lot of fun,
Oh baby, yes baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight.
Well, long tall Sally, she's built for speed,
She's got everything that uncle John need,
Oh baby, yes baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight.
Well, I saw uncle John with bald headed Sally,
He saw aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley,
Oh baby, yes baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight.
We're gonna have some fun tonight,
We're gonna have some fun tonight,
Woo, have some fun tonight,
Everything's all right,
Have some fun, have me some fun tonight!
So we know that Sally has "everything that Uncle John needs". Which apparently includes something that Aunt Mary does NOT have.
We also know that Sally is bald. Presumably she wears a wig?
Now there's three reasons for a woman to be bald....
1) She has cancer.
2) She's a militant lesbian.
3) She's a Hare Krishna.
If Sally were going through chemotherapy, she probably wouldn't be "having some fun tonight". And if she were a dyke, she wouldn't be having any with Uncle John. And nobody fucking heard of Hare Krishnas in the 1950's, so that eliminates that idea.
So I submit that Long Tall Sally was no woman at all, but was a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania.
And the 50's censors never had a clue..............
*thread history*
start 01-04-2004 by Cato
1st bump 11-15-2004 by Shaun Ponsonby
2nd bump 09-27-2005 by rustoffa
3rd bump 02-16-2006 by Cato
4th bump 06-11-2007 by Shaun Ponsonby
Hummm.....
from the above I guess rustoffa will bump this again in the summer of 2008!
"Straight Shooter?" "Runnin' With The Fudgepack?" "Gaydioactive?"
Little Richard could be gay?Originally posted by FORD
The hell with "Tooty Fruity". You ever really listen to the words to "Long Tall Sally"??
OK......
So we know that Sally has "everything that Uncle John needs". Which apparently includes something that Aunt Mary does NOT have.
We also know that Sally is bald. Presumably she wears a wig?
Now there's three reasons for a woman to be bald....
1) She has cancer.
2) She's a militant lesbian.
3) She's a Hare Krishna.
If Sally were going through chemotherapy, she probably wouldn't be "having some fun tonight". And if she were a dyke, she wouldn't be having any with Uncle John. And nobody fucking heard of Hare Krishnas in the 1950's, so that eliminates that idea.
So I submit that Long Tall Sally was no woman at all, but was a sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania.
And the 50's censors never had a clue..............
Where did you get that idea?
"Feel like making love" is damn gay.Originally posted by rustoffa
"Straight Shooter?" "Runnin' With The Fudgepack?" "Gaydioactive?"
tank top is an indispensable item for gay musicians.
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
has any gay singer ever appeared from Scotland?
Mr Badguy likes Journey.
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