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Bertinelli Divorcing Rocker Eddie Van Halen
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LOS ANGELES -

Valerie Bertinelli and her rock star husband,

Eddie Van Halen, are divorcing after 24 years of marriage, Bertinelli's publicist confirmed Tuesday.

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"Yes, that's true. They have been separated for four years and it's amicable," Bertinelli spokeswoman Heidi Schaeffer told The Associated Press. She said the actress would have no further comment.

A divorce petition that Bertinelli, 45, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday cited irreconcilable differences.

The couple wed on April 11, 1981, and have one son, 14-year-old Wolfgang Van Halen. According to the petition, they separated on Oct. 15, 2001.

Bertinelli shot to fame as the sexy 15-year-old daughter of Bonnie Franklin on the hit television show "One Day at a Time," which aired from 1975 to 1984. She rejoined Franklin and

Mackenzie Phillips, who played her sister, for a reunion show earlier this year. She was also a regular on television's "Touched by an Angel" from 2001 to 2003.

Van Halen, 50, is one of the most celebrated lead guitarists in rock music. He rose to fame in the late 1970s, along with his brother, drummer Alex Van Halen, vocalist

David Lee Roth and bassist

Michael Anthony as members of Van Halen.

The group was known for wild excess both on and offstage in its early years, and Van Halen, once a heavy smoker, was treated for cancer in 2000 and 2001.


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[bantonelli]

At least they didn't put any SPAM credit in the article.

[chuckg1982]

I wonder if Val has remained celibate throughout the entire separation

[bantonelli]

What about Ed?

[fryingdutchman]

Is anybody actually surprised?

Now there's another name to add to the list of "Who will Ed reconcile wih first? Val or Dave?"

Or...God help us all....Shammy.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Is anybody actually surprised?

Now there's another name to add to the list of "Who will Ed reconcile wih first? Val or Dave?"

Or...God help us all....Shammy.

Classic!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by chuckg1982
I wonder if Val has remained celibate throughout the entire separation

Doubtful.

She's probably been suckin' and fuckin' her way through every TV movie producer in Hollywood in a quest for work.

And judging by her recent workload.....she must suck in the sack.

[bantonelli]

Seems to me that now, the door will be wide open for Spammy & Mullet to team up to call Ed and give their condolences and try to sell Ed on the idea of keeping busy w/music to ease the big "D" pain,

or

Maybe Dave will call Ed on his broadcast to give his condolences about the big "D" situation. Dave's going to have some instant topics to discuss once he hits the airwaves....a HOT SAUCEY DIVORCE !

But they say that with artists, some of their best material comes from painful situations. So, maybe Ed's hurt and anger will be turned into some awesome classics like the "Fair Warning" album...nothing "Hallmark Lovey-dovey Lyric" about that album. According to Dave it was full of anger..

Ed's got to work on that anger management,now since Val told him "Can't Get This Stuff No More".

[chuckg1982]

Dave should start sending her flowers and candy.

She'll be Valerie Bertenelli Roth soon enough.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by chuckg1982
Dave should start sending her flowers and candy.

She'll be Valerie Bertenelli Roth soon enough.

WHAT???? Dave and Val never got along. I'm thinking for Ed to call Dave for a shoulder to cry on and have enough anger in him to team up with The ROTH and get some anger CVH going !

[Hardrock69]

I would surely love it though if she were to get drunk one night while in NYC and call Dave up and let him fuck her in the ass.....

[spmusicplyr]

isnt this old news?

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by spmusicplyr
isnt this old news?

Technically.....yes.

But they were merely "separated" up until this week.

The little twist here seems to be that Val finally filed for an actual divorce citing "irreconcilable differences."

So....it's been dead for years. But Val finally claimed the body.

[Wayne L.]

I thought they were already divorced about a year ago so this ISN'T shocking news to be but Eddie & Valerie were a great rock couple at one time.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by bantonelli

So, maybe Ed's hurt and anger will be turned into some awesome classics like the "Fair Warning" album...nothing "Hallmark Lovey-dovey Lyric" about that album.

In a perfect world! Here's the AOL story:

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/music/article.adp?id=20051206204809990015&ncid=NWS00010000000001

Next you will hear a popping sound as ed pulls his head out of his ass! !! !!!DT