The 2005 Roth Army Awards ( RAA ) Category List

[LoungeMachine]

Well kats, and kittens, peeps and sheeps, rockers and mockers alike, it's time to announce the Categories for The First Annual Rothie Awards!!!!

Your 2005 Rothies Committee members have slaved for....well.....minutes over these carefully chosen categories.

Some came from suggestions of the great unwashed among you, and many were pulled directly from our collective asses.

These are final, and please feel free to now throw your nominations to the wall and see what sticks. Please include Links for any obscure nominations, and please keep the personal animosity, insults, and flame wars to other threads, for if we wanted to read your fucking baggage laden dirty laundry, we'd hack your PM Box.

Your Fine Committee, Co-Chairs myself and Rustoffa, Rikk, Matt White, Warham, and Guitar Shark will announce the Nominees by the end of this weekend. Some have already been determined, but many spots are still open and we're waiting for your input.

Don't bother with nominations for The SARGE AWARD for lifetime achievement, because frankly you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Also please don't clog this thread up by quoting any of this alcohol fueled diatribe, reading it once is enough for any of us.

With that being said.................LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!


-Kip


Categories open for nomination for the 2005 Rothies

Best Thread
Best Thread Title
Best Poster
Best Signature
Best Avatar
Best User Name
Member of the Year
Mod of the Year
Admin of the Year
Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year
Best editing of a thread title by a Mod/Webbie
Best Single Photoshop
Best Overall Photoshopper
Funniest Overall Picture
Best Nipple as a Birthmark
Best Pron poster
Best Pron Thread
Best I’m Leaving Thread
Best Owning
Worst Owned
Best Newbie
Worst Troll
Best Alias
Biggest Male Tease
Biggest Female Tease
Biggest Attention Whore
Best Flame War
Gayest Overall Post
Gayest Overall Thread
Neo-Con Shitbag of the Year
Tin Foil Liberal Wacko of the Year
Best Frontline Thread
Funniest Frontline Conspiracy Theory
Frontline Hypocrite of the Year
Best Pen Admin
Funniest Pen Thread
Funniest Pen Post
Best Owning of a Sheep
Sheep of the Year

The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts

[Unchainme]

Sorry Had to edit this.

[LoungeMachine]

LMAO @ UnCh

Yes, my son, you are most likely on the short list......

[ but the competition is also worthy ]

[ALinChainz]

I think I see a couple ...

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO @ UnCh

Yes, my son, you are most likely on the short list......

[ but the competition is also worthy ]

I know but i'll learn from my mistake and rise above like a Phoenix from the ashes. (Hope that didn't sound gay .)

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO @ UnCh

Yes, my son, you are most likely on the short list......

[ but the competition is also worthy ]

Lol

[Dave's Bitch]

this is gonna be awesome.i cant wait to see this

[Matt White]

LET THE GAMES....COMMENCE

[Anonymous]

No 'Cunt of the Year Award'?

This is gonna be as bad as the Oscars, then. With that same line of thought, I bet MAX is gonna win a shitload of them because he has a Gladiator avatar.

Cheers! :bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

can we nominate members of the committee?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
can we nominate members of the committee?

Grate question, DG. My opinion is that those pric... I mean, those MOST EXCELLENT peeps should be excluded. Just so there's no cheating. Not that those honourable human beings would cheat, of course. *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
No 'Cunt of the Year Award'?

There's no pleasing sum peoples

No Cunt
No Gunt
No Runt
No Shunt
No Bunt
No Funt [Alan, or otherwise]
No Stunt

We also at the last minute had to scratch Ungrateful Never Satisfied Port-u-geezer of the Year.

Bummer, huh?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
can we nominate members of the committee?

Why the hell not?

Price -Waterhouse will be tallying all votes anywhooo

[Anonymous]

That's it, I'm not watching this crap anymore. What about music acts? Are you even hiring some real bands? Or are you guys going for the "flavour-of-month" crap like the Oscars? And who's the celebrity hosting this piece of... this wonderful event? I sure hope it's Sylvia Saint.

You have to understand, this is constructive criticism. I'm also VERY bored. And everyone knows how annoying bored peeps can be.

Take a look at me.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

i'm a walking waterloo!!!

[rustoffa]

That's alot of categories.

Just start throwing suggestions/nominations out there.

For example, If you're a fan of thread titles?

Throw a link up, or copy and paiste.....

Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...&threadid=3201

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
Sammy Hagar
Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do the world a favor: go where no-one has ever been before - and stay there, you Grandma-chasing bloomer fetishist.

It's gonna be a long weekend.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'm a walking waterloo!!!

ABBA ?

Or Napoleon ?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by rustoffa
That's alot of categories.

Just start throwing suggestions/nominations out there.

For example, If you're a fan of thread titles?

Throw a link up, or copy and paiste.....

Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...&threadid=3201



It's gonna be a long weekend.

That right there was strictly an example. "2005"

It's all about discipline.

[ALinChainz]

Can any of the committee be bribed?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Can any of the committee be bribed?

Yes.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Can any of the committee be bribed?

We have a winner in the "Rhetorical Question' Category


Trust us, AL

Ally, DG, and the others have a little more to offer in the Bribe Dept.

Unless you're prepared to part with your autographed copy of Diver Down signed by Joe Thunder

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by rustoffa
That right there was strictly an example. "2005"

It's all about zero discipline.

[LoungeMachine]

New mail in Committee HoTMaiL acct.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Originally posted by rustoffa
That right there was strictly an example. "2005"

It's all about zero discipline.

Bingo!

Bingo?

[Ally_Kat]

I totally shredded One Voice back in the day in the one WTC thread in the Front Line. Ah, good time.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
New mail in Committee HoTMaiL acct.

New reply, oh Lounging one...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
New reply, oh Lounging one...

" Off the clock " I hope.....

[Hardrock69]

hmmm very interesting....

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
ABBA ?

Or Napoleon ?

If it's about enjoying life in general, ABBA, if about lovelife, Napoleon!!!

"One of us is frying..."

[Coyote]

"One of us is dying, in a fooking wok"

[Warham]

Tension is filling the air as the nominations are about to be revealed!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Warham
Tension is filling the air as the nominations are about to be revealed!

That, or the smell of sheep farts.

[Jimmy Jingles]

I see many names appearing on the horizon....


Jesterstar


Katydid


Flabby Shadow


Ritetool (in ass)


The Klan Brothers (Holmes, Larbo, Sageshit)



Bring it.

[LoungeMachine]

You may suggest as many nominations as you wish, in as many categories as you like.

Post them here, or if you'd prefer to remain anonymous, simply send them to the2005rothies@hotmail.com


-Kip

[bueno bob]

I nominate myself for everything.

And Bill Lumbergh for "Asshole of the Century".

[Guitar Shark]

If you nominate yourself, you are automatically disqualified.

So it has been written, so it shall be.

[Soul Reaper]

Best pron thread should go to.....

....Hot Asian Chicks Thread....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
If you nominate yourself, you are automatically disqualified.

So it has been written, so it shall be.

OK, just Bill Lumbergh for "Asshole of the Century", then.

[bueno bob]

Jesus Christ, look at this dipshit...is it any wonder we all hate him so?

[Soul Reaper]

Friggin' geek....