That's a given.Originally posted by bueno bob
OK, just Bill Lumbergh for "Asshole of the Century", then.
I'll make an exception for your transgression since you have the most awesome sig pic ever.
Bueno Bob wins everything!
Except Asshole of the Century, which obviously goes to Lumbergh.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
I may have to recuse myself for voting for BEST SIG due to the fact I'm eventually going to marry Daphne Zuninga-Machine
Originally Posted by Kristy
Best New Member....
ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos
"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore
Nominees for Bets New Member should be:
Soul Reaper (I like putting myself in)
HardRock69
Canadiangirl
Dave’s Bitch
blondgirl777
fryingdutchman
Unchainme
any more suggestions?
Too much need, make bIG smArt,thome Head hert.
make thome type long, thim-k too much......thome make best effort
piss all off equally Ha Ha Ha HA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Best User Name...Imapus Sylicker
Mod of the Year...Warham
Admin of the Year...Mezro
Best Overall Photoshopper...Warham
Best I’m Leaving Thread...The original by BT
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz
Same ole song and dance...
That's funny.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz
Got a PM from Joe Thunder with the same nomination
Best Thread:
Classic Stoffa !!
Me? I would only make promises to you NG.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz
Oops! That was from last year. Still worth a read for those who haven't.
Great ... a nomination from Katy and I'm a shoe in ...Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's funny.
Got a PM from Joe Thunder with the same nomination
AMEN!Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Best pron thread should go to.....
....Hot Asian Chicks Thread....
Hey Ally, how 'bout a sticky?
Mmm, perhaps, but not before I've had my fill of her anally.Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I may have to recuse myself for voting for BEST SIG due to the fact I'm eventually going to marry Daphne Zuninga-Machine
Twistin' by the pool.
BEST SIG.....would my new one be a contender?
Why ya worried, sport?Originally posted by Soul Reaper
BEST SIG.....would my new one be a contender?
Daphne Zuniga-Machine gettin' ya nervous?
lolOriginally posted by bueno bob
Mmm, perhaps, but not before I've had my fill of her anally.
You forgot best avatar, my dear.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Best User Name...Imapus Sylicker
Mod of the Year...Warham
Admin of the Year...Mezro
Best Overall Photoshopper...Warham
Best I’m Leaving Thread...The original by BT
Biggest Male Tease...ALinChainz
I have to nominate this because I laughed my butt off
Funniest Pen Post - (from DLR7884's thread called: "[Sticky] How many Fucking Stickies are there gonna be"
"STUCK FICKIES!
DLR7884
Stuck them up their asses!"
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
Oh yeah...Originally posted by Warham
You forgot best avatar, my dear.
Best Avatar...Pojo
Best Poster…ThrillsNSpills
Best Avatar…Warham…Chimp at Large
Mod of the Year…Natra, AL, Matt
Admin of the Year…Pojo
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year…he’s gay
Best Alias…Sammy Roy Hagar
Biggest Attention Whore…why give ‘em any more attention?
Best Flame War…Rikk/Fab
Best Frontline Thread…that 'Ford has a huge dick' thread sounds appealing
Best Pen Admin…Bob, Rikk, Matt, War
I thought Mez was your admin of the year.
Can't just have one nominee. What kind of contest is that? He's the winner though.Originally posted by Warham
I thought Mez was your admin of the year.
The fucking Rothies?
Rothies???
Pansies????
What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?
Why don't you fucking call it the Gay Put it in the Ass Awards for fuck sake...
Christ...we're the Army...not the freakin' Pansy Ass Pumper Crew...
Have a nice day...
lmfao...
How about the
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
How come there aren't any Dump or Locker Room categories, just curious? :confused:
Here are my nominations:
Best Thread - EUAS
Best Poster - diamondsgirl, Loons, Guitar Shark *
*I think there should be a best male and best female for such an award. IMO*
Best User Name - Women And Roth First, ThrillsNSpills, scottydabodi
Best Avatar - diamondsgirl's last three.
Mod of the Year - rustoffa, ALinChains, Matt White
Admin of the Year - Poj
Best Overall Photoshopper - Warham, flappo, Golden AWe
Gayest Overall Thread - The "Coffee" thread
Best Pen Admin - Matt White, Bueno Bob
Best Flame War - ALinChains and Lounge Machine vs. Joe Thudner, Flappo vs. Katydid, Everyone vs. Jizzystool
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
You were so close to winning "Admin of the Year," too.... LOLOriginally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?
Rothies???
Pansies????
What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?
Why don't you fucking call it the Gay Put it in the Ass Awards for fuck sake...
Christ...we're the Army...not the freakin' Pansy Ass Pumper Crew...
Have a nice day...
lmfao...
They were named in Icon's honor.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?
Rothies???
Best Thread - EUAS
Best Poster - Loons, Max, DLR7884
Best Signature - Doug T (pic of Dave admiring a joint)
Best Avatar - Max
Best User Name - Women and Roth First
Member of the Year - thrillsnspills, bueno bob
Mod of the Year - alinchainz, DLR7884, rustoffa
Admin of the Year - Pojo, Brownsound
Best I’m Leaving Thread - Max going to take a piss
Best Pen Admin - Matt White
Funniest Pen Thread - Jordan the Rat is here
Best Owning of a Sheep - Nickd owning ritetool
Maybe should have been called The Army Awards ... the "Armys" ... and then referred to as the AA's ... which would be somewhat fitting for some of us who like to have a beverage or 10 ...Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?
Rothies???
Pansies????
What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?
Why don't you fucking call it the Gay Put it in the Ass Awards for fuck sake...
Christ...we're the Army...not the freakin' Pansy Ass Pumper Crew...
Have a nice day...
lmfao...
How about the
But hey ... not my gig ...
That being said...
Best Thread--Any fucking thread by the greatest fucking poster of all time...Loons...the best there ever was...
Best Thread Title--Any thread started by Johnny fucking Cash
Best Poster--Jesus H. Christ...best Poster...see the best thread...
Best Signature--anyone that doesn't have a goddamned idiotic picture taking up half the server space of this site...
Best Avatar--that fucking chimp pic of Bush is hilarious as all fuck...
Best User Name--This has to be the gayest category on the planet...so I'll vote for conmee...the gayest admin on the site...
Member of the Year--Sorry...not going to vote for any MEMBER but my own...I'll let the ladies pick this one...or the faggots...
Mod of the Year--Jesus H. Christ...waste of space...Mod of the Year...THEY ALL SUCK ASS...so I'll pick WARF...he sucks ass the most...
Admin of the Year--Mez is like pickin' Green Day for best Rock Band. Yeah...he had a year and a half all packed up into one summer...but hands down best admin of all fucking time at this here joint (SARGE doesn't fucking count...he gets his own fucking award...get to that later)...just happens to be the gayest...lmfao...seriously...It's a tossup between Icon and BS1 after mentioning MEZ...but I'll go with Icon this year for a few reasons. He rarely has a fucking clue what's going on anywhere...makes me piss my pants laughing with 98% of his posts...and actually pmed me once...not to long ago..."Who's Fabulous Shadow?" and meant it...that alone gets him the award this year. Don't worry BS...I gots you an award...coming right up...
Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year--Funniest David Lee Roth rumor of the year? Heard from a "source" that Roth was going to tour the country with Hasselhoff and Coverdale in a jug band. Turned out to just be Hasselhoff.
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year--That he was going to front Van Halen.
Best I’m Leaving Thread--They all blow ass...even the fake ones...
Best Owning--Anytime Jesterstar posted it...
Worst Owned--Anytime Jesterstar posted it...
Best Newbie--anyone not younger than my newest pair of underwear
Best Alias--Elvis (you fuckers wouldn't believe who that really fucking is)
Biggest Male Tease--fasterpussycat
Biggest Female Tease--fluffer...hello...fluffer?
Biggest Attention Whore--I think there are a lot of people fucking looking in the mirror right now saying, it's not me...is it?
Best Flame War--There have been a damn lot of gay flame wars..
Best Pen Admin--Well...there's more Pen Admin's than posters here...so it's impossible to narrow it down...so I'll go with Max...lmfao...
Funniest Pen Thread--What's a Pen thread?
Funniest Pen Post--See above
Best Owning of a Sheep--Gay is bad enough...butt I don't want to hear about your owning of sheep. What you do with sheep is your own deal you fucking weirdos
Sheep of the Year--Holy Fuck...Sheep of the year? If Owning a Sheep puts you on some wacked up fucking websites...being the sheep...that's a new fucking category...
The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts...This would need to be a group award (not some fucking circle-jerk you closet homos).
More on the 'Pansies' coming up...
Back to the Flame WAR...
Any WAR Al is in has to be the fucking funniest shit I ever read...
I know the calm Al...but that fucking guy can go damn nuts...
and NickDFresh...needs a fucking valium. You look at him the wrong way...and you get a 5 mile long fucking quoted post that noone reads ranting about how you fuck mules for a living...
funny shit...
****** THIS JUST IN *******
The Rothies have been renamed The Pojos
Eveybody happy now.......
The fucking POJOS?
lmfao...
that's actually pretty funny...
You're officially banned
Thank God.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
You're officially banned
About fucking time fer crissakes
We started with 1,875 fucking categories.Originally posted by MAX
How come there aren't any Dump or Locker Room categories, just curious? :confused:
l
There were 124 categories based on MAX either being gay, egocentric, or homicidal alone.....
There's always those who show up late to the party, and then whine that there's nothing left but Lite Beer, warm cheese, and one hooker in the back bedroom.
Feel free to Host THE MAXIES whenever the mood strikes,
Best Single Photoshop:
War's with Dave in the SW's scene...you know the one.
Max's Penfellas:
Categories open for nomination for the 2005 Rothies
Best Thread: Ford.
Best Thread Title: Ford (Ford is a naked ass.)
Best Poster: Ford
Best Signature:Ford
Best Avatar:Ford (the 4 where he was Nude)
Best User Name:Ford
Member of the Year:Ford
Mod of the Year:Ford
Admin of the Year:? (all jag offs )Whats a guy gotta do to get a drink around here.(Whats a admin?)
Funniest DLR Rumor of the Year:Ford was DLR
Worst DLR Rumor of the Year:Ford was DLR
Best editing of a thread title by a Mod/Webbie:Ford
Best Single Photoshop:Ford
Best Overall Photoshopper:Ford
Funniest Overall Picture:Ford
Best Nipple as a Birthmark:Ford
Best Pron poster:Ford
Best Pron Thread:Ford (I'm Naked while at the computer.)
Best I’m Leaving Thread:Ford ( Oh how i hope and pray)lol
Best Owning:Ford by thome (in every single post I own this Mutha!)
Worst Owned:Ford by thome (see above post)
Best Newbie:thome (he is a SEXY MAN!)
Worst TrollWhat is a Troll ?)Uh Ford!
Best Alias:Ford(real name Pinto)
Biggest Male Tease:Ford (he wants me )
Biggest Female Tease:Ford (he/she wants me)
Biggest Attention Whore:Ford(the wanting of thome thing)
Best Flame War:Ford vs.All clear thinking individuals.
Gayest Overall Post :Ford
Gayest Overall Thread :Ford
Neo-Con Shitbag of the Year:Ford (Neo-cons arent sh@tbags)
Tin Foil Liberal Wacko of the Year:Ford
Best Frontline Thread;Ford
Funniest Frontline Conspiracy Theory :Ford
Frontline Hypocrite of the Year;Ford
Best Pen Admin
Funniest Pen Thread:Ford(the; I'm again naked computer man thread)
Funniest Pen Post:Ford (could I be any Nuder? Responding to above thread that he started to show off his naykedidity)
Best Owning of a Sheep:Ford( he ownes all even the non- nude)
Sheep of the Year:The hows Daves Hair guy a!!(Ford alias)
The Sarge Award The Lifetime Achievement Award given to the ARMY member who best represents the Skills That Thrill The Breast of the Breasts:
RUSTOFFA ! (works on the c-test nothing like Ford)
Attachment:Most able to take a joke :Ford (I Hope?)
Last edited by thome; 12-09-2005 at 07:12 PM.
good one!Originally posted by Northern Girl
Max's Penfellas:
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