The Official European Football Thread

[jero]

Well, which European team is missing then? You are not going to say that Scotl.....nah your not

[Seshmeister]

Scotland would be in the top 16 of the teams there. As would Ireland, Russia, Turkey, Sweden and a good few more.

I know this won't be a popular post but no way should New Zealand AND Australia be there.

The least bad of the two should qualify.

Too many African teams too. Pretending they aren't shit doesn't make them any better. A couple for a laugh to add a bit of color was ok but 6 is ludicrous.

And there should only be 1 fucking haunted miserable fuck newly invented Eastern European country. Do we really need Slovenia, Slovakia and Serbia? There should be a rule - commit genocide and you don't get to the WC for 25 years.

The whole thing is a disgrace, I'm going to write someone a letter or something...

[jero]

Lol!!!

[Seshmeister]

I'm glad NZ got the draw against those miserable fucks but they don't even have a professional league for fuck sake.

It was like watching Scotland play Holland... at cricket.

[jero]

They got one professional team! Fucking one!
And who won?

[Seshmeister]

Two of the biggest 25 clubs in the world within 10 miles of me and we're not even there.

Next up - BATTLE OF THE PRICKS!

The two biggest wankers in football.

I wish Ronaldo would die in a freak accident so I could support Portugal. Drogba is injured so I guess I support the Ivory Coast. If Drogba comes on I support Portugal but if Ronaldo goes off I support Portugal again.

It can get very complicated as a neutral at the World Cup...

[Seshmeister]

They got one professional team! Fucking one!
And who won?

At cricket? It was a joke about how big the sport is in those countries.

New Zealand should stick to rugby and Slovenia to digging mass graves or whatever they spend their time doing.

[jero]

Portugal? Come on dude, they are such a bunch of pussys!

[Jagermeister]

Portugal? Come on dude, they are such a bunch of pussys!

[Seshmeister]

Portugal? Come on dude, they are such a bunch of pussys!

Maybe but good to watch usually.

Unfortunately I hate Ronaldo with a passion, he is everything horrendous about the overpaid petulant cheating top footballer.

As is Drogba.

And Robben.

[jero]

That litlle crybaby. Our defender boulahrouz kicked him out of the game not so long ago and I can watch it over and over. Take a cold one and have a LOOK

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[Seshmeister]

The Portuguese team are terrible singers.

They sound like Ace Diamond under water.

[Nickdfresh]

Ace Diamond would sound much better underwater (with two buckets of cement on his feet)...

[Nickdfresh]

Fuck the germans.

Hahaha
....
PS. the porn stars already played the more interesting version of Germany vs. Australia

Me first!

[Seshmeister]

That litlle crybaby. Our defender boulahrouz kicked him out of the game not so long ago and I can watch it over and over. Take a cold one and have a LOOK

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Usual Ronaldo play acting in the second one but the first was great!