The Official European Football Thread

[BITEYOASS]

Damn! A 5-1 victory, hoooly fuckin' shit! The margin would have been wider if it was in the middle of the day.

[BITEYOASS]

Well I did it, that's it! I found a fuckin' football club in europe whose supporters beat skinheads, broadcasts its own games online via subscription, doesn't put up with that cunt Rupert Murdoch's Sky Sports bullshit and has a badass logo. I'm definitely supporting these fuckers now and for a very long time!

[BITEYOASS]

Now I will shut the fuck up for now until something fun happens. Such as Man U's relegation.

[jero]

2 weeks and the party begins.

Netherlands - Bulgary 1-2
Gaymany - Swiss 3-5
Danmark - Brasil (Olympic team) 1-3
Portugal - Macedonia 0-0

Yep, the poule of death has spoken!

[jero]

Not one of my forums so I can't.

It should be called the 'Football without shoulder pads and pantyhose' thread.

Great thread title!

[BITEYOASS]

Anyone heard of any teams with weird fuckin' names?

[BITEYOASS]

Well fuckin' hell! FC St. Pauli is situated in the Red Light district of Hamburg, yet they believe an article written about them in Maxim is sexist?!?! What a bunch of uptight hippie twats! Damn Wolverhampton keeps pulling me back.

[Seshmeister]

May as well be the one to post this as it's about to go viral...

[vandeleur]

Roger milla one is funny , and some guy on a slug or something lol

[Von Halen]

Are you foot fairy fans watching a real sport? You know, the one where they score goals, and the net isn't as big as the side of a building...

The battle for LORD STANLEY'S CUP?

The greatest trophy in all of sports? In the history of sports?

[vandeleur]

Skating is for girls

[vandeleur]

Admittedly , big scarey girls with few teeth

[Seshmeister]

Skating is for girls

Not just girls a lot of gay men like it too.

[vandeleur]

[jero]

Not just girls a lot of gay men like it too.

The sweet colours of Germany! No wonder they use the village people!

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