The Official European Football Thread

[Seshmeister]

I don't think that Europe is going to adopt a game that takes hours where a bunch of fat guys in funny costumes belly flop into each other for 10 seconds and then stand about doing nothing for 5 minutes.

[chefcraig]

I don't think that Europe is going to adopt a game that takes hours where a bunch of fat guys in funny costumes belly flop into each other for 10 seconds and then stand about doing nothing for 5 minutes.

True enough, and after all, soccer is so authentically genuine.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Now that the NFL has started playing games in Europe, the tetosterone levels of the Euorpean youth should increase. When the tetosterone levels do rise to a manly level, soccer will more than likely become irrelevant there too. It won't take too many NFL games in Europe to make even dumb Europeans realize what a sissy "sport" they have been so fanatical about. I mean seriously, the goal net is the size of a large warehouse, and they still can't score? I mean come on, why the fuck would any man want to chase another man all over a field, finally catch him, and then steal his ball and run away from him? Now if they caught him and slammed his queer ass on the ground and then stole his ball, we'd have a real sport.

what is tetoterone? some energy drink?

and BTW...ever watched the movie "Hooligans"? now you tell me about teStosterone!

[DavidLeeNatra]

american football hools...aka...sammy hagar crowd...

[DavidLeeNatra]

are we having any fun yet?

[DavidLeeNatra]

I mean come on, why the fuck would any man want to chase another man all over a field...

No...I gained 80 pounds!

[Von Halen]

Girls can play soccer, and you can't tell the difference. Case closed.

[Anonymous]

Case closed.

The words of a retard giving up an argument.

For the record, I do NOT like "soccer", I find it extremely gay, especially when they pat each other's arses after scoring a goal. Also, I'm NOT a patriot & consider no nation better than any other.

But YOU are a perfect example of why the world hates Amerikaners.

I know you're just ribbing, by the way. But what I said is still valid. Think about it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Von Halen]

The words of a retard giving up an argument.

Never. It's called WINNING the argument.

[TFM_Dale]

Hell, I thought the argument was won at "Football is played by men, not a spice girl's spouse." I know everyone else has to point the finger at the USA but it doesn't make us wrong, say hello to the bad guy!

[Von Halen]

Hell, I thought the argument was won at "Football is played by men, not a spice girl's spouse."

It was, lol.

[DavidLeeNatra]

you guys are like spammy sheep trolling on this site...you don't like football? then get the fuck off this thread and get back watching comercials and the black eyed peas for the half time show...

[DavidLeeNatra]

Girls can play soccer, and you can't tell the difference. Case closed.

ooops...man, you are one stupid fuck...

[DavidLeeNatra]

some fat ass wearing a helmet...can't tell the difference either...

at least the football ladies are not that fat...but where to go with your hilly billy bitches...

[Nitro Express]

No...I gained 80 pounds!

I take it he's not a running back.