The Official European Football Thread

[jero]

[jero]

[Seshmeister]

Very good.

[Seshmeister]

Corrupt thief trips over bag of money...

[jero]

Nice war going on!

http://www.bild.de/news/ausland/quiz/bild-test-englaender-deutsch-18496258.bild.html

V.s.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3651181/Study-reveals-fifth-of-UK-have-German-blood.html

[Seshmeister]

The second 'Are you German' test is much funnier.

When you see a picture of the late Steve McQueen, do you think...
A. Ah... The Great Escape. What a film. What a hero.
B. Is that the fella who was in that PoW film who almost got away on a motorbike?
C. That sneaky escape artist - get him back in ze Cooler!

I saw a German comedian who calls that film 'The Great Recapture'.

[jero]

Of course because germans aren't funny.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Of course because germans aren't funny.

[jero]

LOL!

[Seshmeister]

A classic moment from Chester City's pre-season friendly with Stoke City in 1995, as Chester's midfielder and joker Eddie Bishop (out injured at the time) heads the ball back from the stand before tumbling down several rows and having to limp away from the side of the pitch as the crowd applauded. The incident put him out injured for another month.

[jero]

[jero]

dude got skills

[Seshmeister]

Goalkeeper should go back to his day job as a suicide bomber.

[Seshmeister]

World Cup 2014

Not the worst draw we've ever had but wish we had got into group 7 though....

Group 1

Croatia
Serbia
Belgium
Scotland
Macedonia
Wales

Group 3

Germany
Sweden
Republic of Ireland
Austria
Faroe Islands
Kazakhstan

Group 4

Netherlands
Turkey
Hungary
Romania
Estonia
Andorra

Group 7

Greece
Slovakia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Lithuania
Latvia
Liechtenstein

[jero]

Sesh you guys really got a chance this time!
We're gonna beat the shit out of the turkeys.