The Official European Football Thread

[BITEYOASS]

The amazing part was that Suarez avoided biting into anybody.

[vandeleur]

not much to smile about at the mo in footy land but this had me pissing myself

[BITEYOASS]

Fookin' Hell! Spurs better get that 5th spot. I sure as fuck do not want to rely on Arse winning the FA Cup just to make sure the Spurs go to Europa again.

[Von Halen]

The Official European Football Thread

How many fucking leagues and championships do these foot fairies have?

Do they have one major league, and all the others are minor leagues?

[BITEYOASS]

Well the Spurs made it to the next Europa. Now I can relax and watch Arse get their asses kicked in the FA Cup.

[FORD]

John Oliver Strikes Again - looks like the corrupt cunt Blatter is actually resigning. Now... will John go through with drinking a Bud pisswater on the air??

[Seshmeister]

He tweeted one in a champagne bucket!

[vandeleur]

It was a beautiful thing to see him resign but maybe if he could have waited a couple of months we could have watched him dragged out of some office in hand cuffs.
Which would have been a nice touch

[Seshmeister]

How many fucking leagues and championships do these foot fairies have?

Do they have one major league, and all the others are minor leagues?

The major competitions end on Saturday with the Champions League final. There are then no games at all during the close season which doesn't start back until the 30th of June with qualifiers.

If it wasn't for the international matches over the next few weeks I don't know what we would do...

[BITEYOASS]

It was a beautiful thing to see him resign but maybe if he could have waited a couple of months we could have watched him dragged out of some office in hand cuffs.
Which would have been a nice touch

It would be even better if he dropped dead of a heart attack live on TV and we would all be singing this song:

[BITEYOASS]

The Blatter has been drained!

[Seshmeister]

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[Seshmeister]

Frame has come out a bit weird maybe better to go to the link. http://wapo.st/1G4LsVR



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[Nickdfresh]

The Onion Article "Old Dirty Bastard" thought was real:

FIFA Frantically Announces 2015 Summer World Cup In United States
Global Soccer Tournament To Kick Off In America Later This Afternoon

May 27, 2015
Vol 51 Issue 21 Sports · World · Womens Sports And Soccer · Fifa

ZURICH—After the Justice Department indicted numerous executives from world soccer’s governing body on charges of corruption and bribery, frantic and visibly nervous officials from FIFA held an impromptu press conference Wednesday to announce that the United States has been selected to host this summer’s 2015 World Cup. “We are thrilled to reveal that, for the first time in 21 years, the World Cup will finally return to America, with matches set to kick off today at 5 p.m. local time in Los Angeles,” said FIFA president Sepp Blatter, smiling broadly before unveiling the tournament’s official logo, a hand-drawn stick figure kicking a soccer ball with “USA 2015!” hastily scribbled in black marker above its head. “With world-class venues in cities across the country and a rapidly growing passion for the sport, the U.S. is the perfect choice—really the only choice—for this summer’s tournament. Everyone at FIFA is certain that the 2015 World Cup in America will be a tremendous success, and billions of fans from around the world will, in just a few hours, come together to enjoy this wonderful display of soccer over the coming weeks.” At press time, the U.S. national team was leading defending champions Germany in the World Cup’s opening match after being awarded 12 penalties in the game’s first three minutes.

[katina]

Triplete Blaugrana !!!
Champions League, Copa del Rey, La Liga